The Heartbreak Kid Quotes

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    1. Doc: Remember, this is the Bible Belt. These people have guns.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)
    1. Eddie Cantrow: Hey, Martin!
    2. Martin: Hello, asshole.
    3. Eddie Cantrow: Great to see you too!
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)
    1. Doc: Come on, kid, let's get out of here. Bitches are crazy, you know that.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)
    1. Martin: Miranda, we are ready to play Parcheesi!
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)
    1. Uncle Tito: Screw off! I'm joking, man!
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)
    1. Lila: Oh Grouchy Marx, calm down.
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    1. Mac: Happy wife, happy life!
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)
    1. Martin: I smell somethin' weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hittin' the Devil's lettuce.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)

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