Jurassic Park...

...also had a snot joke scene, as well as gratuitous violence. Terrible film, amirite?
Bob Fantiasco
01-22-2013 07:22 PM

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Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

That was comic relief, not switching tones

Apr 29 - 01:57 PM

Quentin Tarantino

EntertainMeOrDie Lolwhut

Doesn't matter. A point is a point. You lose. Die. Hobbit > Jurassic Fark.

Apr 29 - 10:35 PM

David P.

David Pena

JP was easily the best of the trilogy in my view. I hope An Unexpected Journey is not the best of its three.

Apr 25 - 06:41 PM

Isaac T.

Isaac Tetreault

Yup.

May 3 - 12:25 PM

Quentin Tarantino

EntertainMeOrDie Lolwhut

Also I love how no one is responding to this thread, because it's so true.

Apr 23 - 10:03 AM

Quentin Tarantino

EntertainMeOrDie Lolwhut

Haven't you heard? We now we have pretentious and bias "critics" in the industry! By today's standards, Jurassic park wouldn't even have it's 90% rating.

Mar 25 - 10:11 AM

Justin D.

Justin Downing

Well it did just get re-released and the same strong ratings came in, kind of disproving your point? And it is the job of a critic to have an opinion just food for thought.

Apr 27 - 08:54 AM

Quentin Tarantino

EntertainMeOrDie Lolwhut

Nah, that's just critics
1) Sucking spielberg's jewish little dick when they know quite Peter Jackson is the superior director.
2) Spitting in the face of the Hobbit simply because it exists.

Those recent JP reviews are just critics being bias against The Hobbit. The Hobbit deserves 300% on this site and jurassic park should have a 0. Fuck that shit.
The Hobbit > Jurassic Fuck.

Apr 29 - 10:37 PM

Isaac T.

Isaac Tetreault

Nice. A racist joke on RT.

May 3 - 12:24 PM

Jed G.

Jed Groff

Not a terrible film, but not the best. I liked The Lost Word a lot better. JP3? Meh.

Mar 17 - 08:02 PM

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