The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Wait, that ain't Rick Berman.
WHAT IS IT WITH RICKS?

Apr 23 - 10:03 AM

Dave Simmons

Get a life. It's pretty easy to talk shit to and about people when you are anonymous. I'd pay to see guys like you talk like that to our faces.

Apr 14 - 09:54 AM

Yes because I'd go out of my way just to walk all the way to your house and tell you how much you suck, to your face; because everyone does that, right!?

Apr 14 - 10:15 AM

David Tanny

Sherlina?! AW SHIT!!!

Apr 3 - 10:41 PM

-WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!
-I don't HAVE a dick you PRICK.
-Sherlina!? AW SHIT!

Apr 4 - 09:01 AM

BITCH!..... You LOOOOOVE her...

Apr 15 - 05:15 PM

WHAT'S ALL THE DAMN NOISE?

Apr 15 - 07:25 PM

Garbage disposal..... 8)

Apr 20 - 07:10 PM

SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT,
GUGGUGGRLGLGLRGURULRLLLLL!!!!

Apr 21 - 09:41 AM

No it doesn't...

Apr 24 - 06:49 PM

YES IT DOES.

Apr 26 - 07:27 PM

laughed hard at the 12 year old part! cant stop laughing!

Apr 2 - 09:51 AM

Yep, that's kids today.

Apr 2 - 10:44 PM

very funny

Apr 3 - 01:57 AM

Not really. It's sickening that that's how the children of today act.

Apr 3 - 08:04 PM

were you raped as a child? this is payback

Apr 5 - 03:40 AM

Why does everyone keep pulling the "raped as a child" card? You seem so obsessed with that phrase, one might think YOU were raped in your youth! Unless... you ARE in your youth...

Apr 5 - 12:36 PM

i 'pulled it' cause you pulled it in thwe evil dead forum

Apr 7 - 07:10 AM

thwe? what?

Apr 7 - 01:15 PM

never mind

Apr 10 - 11:30 PM

DAMN RIGHT.

Apr 11 - 08:55 PM

grinch freaks me out

Apr 12 - 09:47 AM

Good. I hope he comes and rapes you in your sleep.

Apr 12 - 10:10 AM

Fuck the Grinch, Jim Carrey raping you in you're sleep is ten times worse than anything you could possible imagine, you'd get the Carrey Illness.

Apr 20 - 07:12 PM

You would know...

Apr 21 - 09:41 AM

Aye, I've seen how wide people smile, and all the shitty jokes they tend to make a lot XD

Apr 24 - 06:51 PM

... Yeah, sure...

Apr 26 - 07:28 PM

Cole Jaeger

If you don't care about anyone's opinions then why would you post a forum? Really.

Apr 1 - 02:35 PM

...
STOP ASKING COMPLETELY LOGICAL QUESTIONS.

Apr 1 - 04:21 PM

Dude, you're fuckin' hilarious.

Apr 15 - 05:17 PM

HAN SOLO: I know.

Apr 15 - 07:25 PM

Dylan Jones

Oh my god, when I saw the name of this thread I thought you were Geordie Newlands. Don't scare me like that, man.

Mar 25 - 12:06 PM

Oh believe me, I am NOT geordie. That man -- if a man he is -- is an utter retard.

Mar 25 - 12:36 PM

He's got an epic ass name though XD

Apr 15 - 05:18 PM

Geordie Newlands? Sounds like an alien prince from Venus.
Or Uranus.

Apr 15 - 07:26 PM

Frankie Gilmore

Same here man.

Apr 11 - 09:39 PM

Jeff Parker

Haha "thoroughly fuck me in the ass or die". That's pretty funny.

Mar 24 - 02:45 PM

I laughed lol

Mar 24 - 03:09 PM

cant stop laughing!

Apr 2 - 09:51 AM

I have to admit; I honestly regret adding "thoroughly" in my name first time around.
FUCK.

Mar 24 - 06:18 PM

Lee Augustus

Yeah, now your just "Fuck me in the ass or die"

Mar 30 - 09:05 AM

No one wants to fuck you in the ass except yourself, lee.

Mar 30 - 01:51 PM

Is that even possible?

Apr 1 - 09:08 AM

For Lee, yes.
For everyone else... no.

Apr 1 - 04:21 PM

hahahahahahsaha

Apr 2 - 09:52 AM

He would have to have a Ph.D. (pretty huge dick)

Apr 3 - 02:22 PM

Egads.

Apr 3 - 04:56 PM

Or he just has a Ph.D. in LAME.

Apr 3 - 08:05 PM

Lee Augustus

Actually, I have a degree in assholery

Apr 5 - 06:37 PM

Yes, Lee, yes you do.

Apr 6 - 03:15 PM

Bart Higginstien

Sir, I actually respect, and agree with your taste in movies. But why are you such a troll?

Mar 24 - 07:01 AM

Because that's what this site is for! DUHR!!!1!!

Mar 24 - 11:28 AM

ahem

Apr 2 - 09:52 AM

whut

Apr 2 - 10:44 PM

i dont know why i posted that...anyway

Apr 3 - 01:58 AM

Hm.

Apr 3 - 08:05 PM

You deserve a medal for speaking the truth about RT.

Apr 15 - 05:20 PM

I'm here to accept... an *AWARD* of some sort.

Apr 15 - 07:26 PM

Who?

Mar 24 - 06:47 AM

I was once Thoroughly Entertain Me Or Die (TEMOD for short), the most successful and innovative troll on the site. RT banned me so I'm back so I can fuck you people up!!!!!!!!!

Mar 24 - 11:27 AM

I'm terrified. Go jerk off Matthew Preston, you little faggot.

Mar 24 - 12:00 PM

Matthew Preston is a dicknose nigger faggot with no life and is also movie 43 in disguise.

Mar 24 - 06:19 PM

Jed Groff

This is all so exciting.

Mar 25 - 03:23 PM

Jeff Parker

How were you the most successful troll on this site? I'd say Matthew Preston and Movie 43 were way worse than you.

Mar 24 - 02:46 PM

It's funny because I don't at all remember him. Not even sure this guy knows what a troll is. At least I remember Matthew Preston and Movie 43. Even I've been accused of being a troll.

Mar 24 - 03:11 PM

ok maybe not the most successful... but i pissed geordie newlands off pretty hard!

Mar 24 - 06:20 PM

We all did lol. Dude, I remember you now. We talked about Cabin in the Woods in the Evil Dead thread. You're not a bad guy so why are you attempting a lame troll persona? Lol I don't understand this.

Mar 25 - 06:09 AM

I don't know, I just got really carried away now that I'm back.

Mar 25 - 09:47 AM

A troll is someone who creates a profile and posts outrageous nonsense just to piss people off. Geordie was a troll. I may not agree with you all the time but you've brought up some solid arguments in the past. Don't succumb to the sophomoric mentality of the trolling community.

Mar 25 - 10:01 AM

I just troll when I'm called for it.

Mar 25 - 10:03 AM

I find that ignoring a troll is the best weapon. They'll get bored and you won't get frustrated because you're not looking at his comments lol.

Mar 25 - 11:31 AM

Really? Well I have this theory that if you don't reply to the troll if makes you feel like the troll has won. I want people to know I mean business, even if it means posting 1000 comments on the same thread.

Mar 25 - 12:37 PM

Then you're no better than Geordie or Matthew Preston. Unless, of course...I'm being trolled right now!!! :0

mind = blown Inception style.

Mar 25 - 01:58 PM

I wonder what happened to Matthew Preston and Movie 43. They haven't commented in a few weeks and it's been nice.

Mar 26 - 09:24 AM

Movie 43 is no longer in theaters, so I guess he bolted.
As for Preston, I actually think he's still around... just not on the Hobbit thread.

Mar 26 - 12:27 PM