The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Quotes

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• 1. Gollum: The Bagginses like the fishies.
  – Submitted by Rachael R (5 days ago)
• 1. William Troll: Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken itself.
  – Submitted by Rachael R (5 days ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I like visitors, but I usually get to know them before they visit.
  – Submitted by Rachael R (5 days ago)
• 1. Gollum: If the Baggins loses, then we swallows it whole.
  2. Bilbo: Fair enough.
  – Submitted by Andrew D (27 days ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: Good morning.
  2. Gandalf: What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning wheter I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be a good on? Hm?
  3. Bilbo Baggins: All of them at once, I suppose.
  – Submitted by Jean R (29 days ago)
• 1. Goblin King: Well, that'll do it.
  – Submitted by EntertainMeOrDie L (49 days ago)
• 1. Gandalf: Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? I don't know. Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.
  – Submitted by Jay W (50 days ago)
• 1. Gandalf: All good stories deserve embellishment!
  – Submitted by Dora W (51 days ago)
• 1. Gandalf: True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.
  – Submitted by Adi P (2 months ago)
• 1. Thorin Oakenshield: I'm sorry I doubted you
  2. Bilbo Baggins: No, I would have doubted me too
  – Submitted by Dillon C (2 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: And you promise that I will come back?
  2. Gandalf: No...and if you do, you will not be the same.
  3. Bilbo Baggins: Thats what I thought...
  – Submitted by Nick M (3 months ago)
• 1. Great Goblin: Very well, if they will not talk, we'll make them squawk!
  – Submitted by Liam W (3 months ago)
• 1. Great Goblin: Well don't just stand there, search them! Every crack, every crevice!
  – Submitted by Liam W (3 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins (old): While I can honestly say I have told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it.
  – Submitted by Stanley H (3 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: Good Morning.
  2. Gandalf: What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or are you saying it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you are saying that you feel good on this particular morning. Or maybe you are suggesting that it is a morning to be good on.
  – Submitted by David H (3 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: Those are Gundabad Wargs. They will catch and eat you!
  2. Radagast: These are Rhosgobel rabbits. I'd like to see them try!
  – Submitted by Seth M (4 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: True courage is not about knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one.
  – Submitted by Frederick M (4 months ago)
• 1. Saruman: [talking about Radagast] It is his excessive consumption of mushrooms, the have addled his brain and yellowed his teeth!
  – Submitted by Tom J (4 months ago)
• 1. Elrond: There are some who would not deem it wise.
  – Submitted by Gavin H (4 months ago)
• 1. Galadriel: Mithrandir... Why the hafling?
  2. Gandalf: Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? I don't know. Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.
  – Submitted by Fitri C (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Shut up!
  2. Bilbo Baggins: I didn't say anything...
  3. Gollum: I'm not talking to you!
  – Submitted by Emily J (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Shut up!
  2. Bilbo: I didn't say anything.
  3. Gollum: We wasn't talking to you!
  – Submitted by Lovro ? (4 months ago)
• 1. Azog: Do you smell it? The scent of fear.
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (4 months ago)
• 1. Thorin: Loyalty, honor, a willing heart, I can ask for no more than that.
  – Submitted by Che' M (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: I know! If precious fails we gets to eats it! We gets to eats it whole!
  2. Bilbo Baggins: ...Fare enough.
  – Submitted by Evan A (4 months ago)
• 1. Dori: You can't reason with them there halfwits.
  2. Bofur: Well what does that make us?
  – Submitted by joseph j (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Thief Baggins! Curse it and crush it! We hates it forever!
  – Submitted by Matt N (4 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: True courage is not knowing when to take a life, but when it spare it.
  – Submitted by Nadia B (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I have never used a sword in my life.
  2. Gandalf: And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember... true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.
  – Submitted by Daniela T (4 months ago)
• 1. Great Goblin: What're you gonna do about it, wizard?
  2. Gandalf: [disembowels the Great Goblin]
  3. Great Goblin: That'll do it...
  – Submitted by Carl S (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I have never used a sword in my life.
  2. Gandalf: And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember... true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.
  – Submitted by Ryan R (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo: [looks at sword]
  2. Balin: I wouldn't bother, laddie. Swords are named for great things they do in battle. That's more of a... letter opener.
  – Submitted by Diego T (4 months ago)
• 1. Thorin: Where did you go, if I may ask?
  2. Gandalf: To look ahead.
  3. Thorin: and what brought you back?
  4. Gandalf: Looking behind.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (4 months ago)
• 1. Galadriel: Why the Hafling?
  2. Gandalf: Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay... small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? That's because I am afraid and it gives me courage.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: Why don't we have a game of riddles? And if I win, you show me the way out.
  2. Gollum: [talking to himself] And if he looses, what then?
  3. Gollum: Well precious, if he looses, then we eats it! [giggles]
  4. Gollum: [turns to Bilbo] If Baggins looses, we eats it all.
  5. Bilbo Baggins: Fair engouh...
  – Submitted by André A (4 months ago)
• 1. Dwalin: [knock on the door] Dwailn at your service.
  2. Bilbo Baggins: Billbo Baggins at your service.
  – Submitted by joseph j (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Did we say so, precious? But what has it got in its pocketses, eh?
  2. Bilbo Baggins: [Billbo points sword at Gollum] That's no concern of yours.
  – Submitted by joseph j (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: [talking to himself] Gollum Gollum.
  – Submitted by joseph j (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I do believe the worst is behind us.
  – Submitted by joseph j (4 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: It's the little things that are important! Love or an act of kindness that are the things that keep darkness at bay.
  – Submitted by Henry W (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I know you doubt me, I know you always have, and you're right. I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my arm chair, and my garden. See, that's where I belong; that's home, and that's why I came cause you don't have one.. a home. It was taken from you, but I will help you take it back if I can.
  – Submitted by Daniel A (4 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: Your Old Took's great-granduncle Bullroarer was so huge [for a hobbit] that he could ride a horse. He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfibul's head clean off so that it sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and the battle was won-- and the game of Golf was invented at the same time.
  – Submitted by Thoroughly Entertain Me O (4 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: The world is not in your maps and books. It's out there.
  – Submitted by Varun H (4 months ago)
• 1. Elrond: So this is your purpose; to enter the mountain.
  2. Thorin Oakenshield: What of it?
  3. Elrond: There are some who would not deem it wise.
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Oh, we like goblinses, batses, and fishes, but we hasn't tried Hobbitses before.
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (4 months ago)
• 1. Ori: Have they got any chips?
  – Submitted by Lee C (4 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: Every good story deserves to be embellished.
  – Submitted by Daniel S (4 months ago)
• 1. Goblin King: Oh... so that's how.
  – Submitted by Parks W (4 months ago)
• 1. Dwalin: [bell rings] That would be the door...
  – Submitted by Thoroughly Entertain Me O (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?
  – Submitted by 'Michael S (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: It stucks! Baggin stucks! Time's up...
  – Submitted by 'Michael S (4 months ago)
• 1. Galadriel: Mthrandir... Why the halfling?
  2. Gandalf: Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.
  – Submitted by Myca L (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I have never used a sword in my life.
  2. Balin: I'm not sure it is a sword, more like a letter opener.
  – Submitted by Matthew R (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: Good morning!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (4 months ago)
• 1. Goblin King: Now how are you going to get past me?
  – Submitted by Noah D (4 months ago)
• 1. Radagast: A dark power has found a way back into the world...
  – Submitted by Paul W (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: We knows safe paths for Hobbitses, in the Dark. Shut Up!
  2. Bilbo Baggins: I didn't say anything.
  3. Gollum: Wasn't talking to you.
  – Submitted by Thomas L (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I'm going on an adventure!
  – Submitted by Aryan A (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: Good Morning!
  2. Gandalf: What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
  – Submitted by Troy M (4 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I do believe the worst is behind us!
  – Submitted by Spencer C (4 months ago)
• 1. Fimbul: Where's the meat?
  – Submitted by Skyler K (4 months ago)
• 1. Elrond: So that is your purpose? To enter the Mountain?
  2. Thorin Oakenshield: What of it?
  3. Elrond: There are some who would not deem it wise..
  – Submitted by Bard T (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Oh, we like goblinses, batses, and fishes, but we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? is It juicy?
  – Submitted by Toby O (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: If Baggins loses, we eats it whole!
  – Submitted by Andre Jucá F (4 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: What is the Baggins' precious?
  – Submitted by Andrew S (5 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: No. No. NO!
  – Submitted by Noah M (5 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: True courage is not about knowing when to take a life... but when to spare one.
  – Submitted by Vincent V (5 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Must have the precious. They stole it from us.
  – Submitted by Sebastiaan L (5 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare.
  – Submitted by Alex O (5 months ago)
• 1. Goblin King: Look who it is!
  – Submitted by Wanderbear C (5 months ago)
• 1. Dwalin: [after being served Elvish food] Where's the meat!?
  – Submitted by Zach W (5 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I know you doubt me. I know you always have. I often think of Bag End. That's where I belong. That's home. You don't have one. It was taken from you, but I will help you get it back if I can.
  – Submitted by Wanderbear C (5 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I'm going on an adventure!
  – Submitted by Pedro A (6 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I wouldn't risk it! I really wouldn't!
  – Submitted by Wanderbear C (6 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: The world isn't in your books and maps! Its out there.
  – Submitted by Wanderbear C (6 months ago)
• 1. Thorin Oakenshield: Have you done much fighting?
  – Submitted by Wanderbear C (6 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: Why don't we have a game of riddles?
  2. Gollum: And if he loses? What then? Well if he loses precious then we eats it! If Baggins loses we eats it whole!
  3. Bilbo Baggins: Fair enough.
  – Submitted by Dan B (7 months ago)
• 1. Galadriel: Mithrandir, why the halfling?
  2. Gandalf: Why Bilbo Baggins? That is because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (7 months ago)
• 1. Thorin Oakenshield: We will seize this chance to TAKE BACK EREBOR!
  – Submitted by Zach W (7 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: If Bagginses loses, we eats him whole.
  2. Bilbo Baggins: Fair enough.
  – Submitted by Cody H (7 months ago)
• 1. Thorin Oakenshield: Loyalty, honor, and a willing heart. I can ask no more than that.
  – Submitted by Matt C (7 months ago)
• 1. Thorin Oakenshield: So this is the hobbit .
  2. Gandalf: You asked me to find the 14 member of the company and have elected Mr. Baggins.
  3. Bilbo Baggins: Me? No, no, no...
  – Submitted by Daniela T (7 months ago)
• 1. Galadriel: Mithrandir, why the Hafling?
  2. Gandalf: Because I am afraid...he gives me courage.
  – Submitted by Zach W (7 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: Home is now behind you... The world is ahead.
  – Submitted by Nick B (7 months ago)
• 1. Gollum: Is he lost?
  2. Bilbo Baggins: Yes, yes and i want to get unlost... As soon as possible!
  3. Gollum: Oh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark!... SHUT UP!
  4. Bilbo Baggins: I didn't say anything...
  5. Gollum: I wasn't talking to you!
  – Submitted by Nick B (7 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
  – Submitted by Scott B (8 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: You'll have a tale to two to tell when you come back.
  2. Bilbo Baggins: Can you promise that I will come back?
  3. Gandalf: No. And if you do, you will not be the same.
  – Submitted by Daniela T (8 months ago)
• 1. Thorin Oakenshield: I can not guarantee his safety.
  2. Gandalf: Understood.
  3. Thorin Oakenshield: Nor will I be responsible for his fate.
  – Submitted by Austin T (8 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: You can promise that I will come back?
  2. Gandalf: No. And if you do, you will not be the same.
  – Submitted by Luis Miguel E (9 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins, I'm looking for someone to share him an adventure.
  – Submitted by Ibraheem M (9 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.
  – Submitted by April M (11 months ago)
• 1. Legolas: I will not hesitate to kill you, Dwarf!
  – Submitted by Maggie L (11 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: My name is Bilbo Baggins
  2. Gollum: Bagginses? What is a Bagginses? Precious...
  – Submitted by Jackson H (15 months ago)
• 1. Thorin Oakenshield: I can not guarantee his safety.
  2. Gandalf: Understood.
  3. Thorin Oakenshield: Nor will I be responsible for his fate.
  – Submitted by Sven L (16 months ago)
• 1. Gandalf: You'll have a tale to two to tell when you come back.
  2. Bilbo Baggins: Can you promise that I will come back?
  3. Gandalf: No. And if you do, you will not be the same.
  – Submitted by Micah S (16 months ago)
• 1. Bilbo Baggins: I can't just running off into the blue. I'm a Baggins of bag end!
  – Submitted by Augustine S (16 months ago)