To all the Twilight haters

How dare you insult the greatest movie franchise of all time! And how dare you say The Host will be bad because it was written by Stephanie Meyer (author of the greatest book series ever which became greatest movie series ever). You all make me sick!
Alex Maverick
03-26-2013 12:57 PM

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Susana M.

S M

I know RIGHT?!? How DARE they deprive delusional tweens with the opportunity to gawp at inaccessible males in impossible roles, while indulging in the pleasures of completely unrealistic, sappy, detrimental tween love?! Unreal...

Apr 8 - 11:07 AM

Sean Gall

Sean Gall

Im fairly certain that "Movie 43" is mentally challenged.

Apr 1 - 07:28 PM

Hope Evans

Hope Evans

Ahahahaha. You're such a troll. xD

Apr 1 - 01:09 PM

Matt Dunn

Matt Dunn

I should also add that you are the only person i've ever heard claim Twilight not only to be the best book series ever, but the best movie series ever? ahhhh... im pretty sure the original Star Wars was the best movie series ever according the people who made film and cinematography their lives work. Let me know if im wrong you will do ;)

Mar 28 - 05:30 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

You're late to the party. Can't you tell he isn't serious?

Mar 28 - 05:37 PM

Matt Dunn

Matt Dunn

wow... I read this book and really liked it, surprisingly. I tried to give twilight a shot, but hated it... and I mean absolutely hated it. I threw it away after the first few pages. I'm about to go watch the movie on a date, although pretty sure its going to be terrible in comparison to the book. I say fuggit, ill give it a shot.

Mar 28 - 05:26 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Okay. I'm being serious right now are you a kid Movie 43?

Mar 28 - 03:35 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

I think he's just really retarted. Unfortunately we don't have a cure for this kind of disease.

Mar 28 - 03:40 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

It's called a cyanide capsule. How's THAT for edgy humor?

Mar 28 - 03:41 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

But then he might end up like Javier Bardem in Skyfall and look like Gollum with hair.

Mar 28 - 03:42 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Put him to work in a freak show so he can contribute to society.

Mar 28 - 03:43 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Oh man, now I have that image in my head again

Mar 28 - 03:44 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

I would pay to see that.

Mar 28 - 03:44 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

And geez David that is pretty dark lol

Mar 28 - 03:45 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I have my dark moments. Guess I listen to too much shock jock radio.

Mar 28 - 03:48 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

It'll shock your jock off man!

Sorry had to say it

Mar 28 - 03:52 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

You have my forgiveness, Frankie.

Mar 28 - 03:56 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

"Do you know what it does to you?! Hydrogen cyanide?!"

Mar 28 - 04:04 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

It makes your teeth look like Gollum's.

Mar 28 - 04:07 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

That was actually my favorite scene in the movie.

Mar 28 - 04:08 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I think it was my favorite scene just because I was not expecting it at all

Mar 28 - 04:26 PM

Movie 4.

Movie 43

I wish this wasnt a troll thrread. who does stuff like that anyways

Mar 27 - 07:05 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

...

Mar 28 - 01:58 PM

Movie 4.

Movie 43

Screw you

Mar 28 - 03:16 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

lol

Mar 28 - 03:19 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

FUCK YOU MOVIE 43 YOU BASTARD SEQUEL TO MOVIE 42!

Mar 28 - 07:47 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Um... you do.

Mar 28 - 03:17 PM

Movie 4.

Movie 43

Um... screw you two

Mar 28 - 03:17 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I'm not even trying to be an asshole it's just that you have had a shitload of troll threads and your being hypocritical right now.

Mar 28 - 03:19 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Lol screw you "two." I'd understand if you did that only once, but that's gotta be like the fourth time I've seen you do that.

Mar 28 - 03:21 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

I would love "two" see his spelling bee medals one day.

Mar 28 - 03:23 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Me two.

Mar 28 - 03:24 PM

Movie 4.

Movie 43

Why cant you just leave me alone Alex. youre the only one calling mee a troll

Mar 28 - 03:25 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

I haven't called you a troll yet. But you are one. And trust me, I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Mar 28 - 03:26 PM

Movie 4.

Movie 43

you started having people hate me. at least Davis Tanny is cool

Mar 28 - 03:27 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

You did that to yourself.

Mar 28 - 03:28 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Movie 43 is so insecure.

Mar 28 - 03:28 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Hey, 43, great Host review! I might have to see it now. Really convincing.

Mar 28 - 03:33 PM

Movie 4.

Movie 43

Thanks David. I think you will really like it.

Mar 28 - 03:34 PM

Cole Jaeger

Cole Jaeger

He's being hypocritical on purpose as a part of his being a troll.

Mar 28 - 07:15 PM

Alex Marshall

A Marshall

7H053 H473R5 4R3 JU57 J3410U5 0F 73H H07N355!!!!!

Mar 26 - 08:48 PM

Adam Hinkle

Adam Hinkle

hahah funny i can read it lol

Mar 26 - 10:52 PM

Dylan  J.

Dylan Jones

4 M4R5H411 15 G4Y!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 27 - 04:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Please say this is a troll thread...

Mar 26 - 03:57 PM

Dylan  J.

Dylan Jones

I think it is.

Mar 26 - 04:17 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

This is. If you know Alex's posting history, it's obvious. Well, not that it isn't obvious even if you didn't know him.

Mar 26 - 04:18 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Finally, someone who gets me.

Mar 26 - 04:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I was joking...

Apr 6 - 03:12 PM

Esteban Durán Fonseca

Esteban Durán Fonseca

I read the book when I knew Saoirse Ronan gonna be the lead actress. I liked, even when was the same author from The Twilight Saga. This guy wrote this thread, but it's sarcasm, I think. Isn't? Haha!

Mar 26 - 02:33 PM

Adam Hinkle

Adam Hinkle

Yeah Just trolling.

Mar 26 - 02:53 PM

Esteban Durán Fonseca

Esteban Durán Fonseca

I read the book when I knew Saoirse Ronan was the lead actress. I liked, even when I don't liked very much The Twilight Saga.
This guy wrote this thread, but it's sarcasm, I think. Isn't? Haha!

Mar 26 - 02:32 PM

Mark Akintoye

Mark Akintoye

So glad for the voice of reason. I almost agree with you totally. To me, it isn't the greatest movie of all time. But it was pretty damn good. It's just that they cast Stewart, who for the most part of the franchise, seemed pretty dull. The books were amazing and so was the Host. Now I almost am SURE these haters will get whiplash when this gets a certified fresh, at least I hope it does. Even if it doesn't, I'll think it's great and worth the price of admission. The only nitpick I have about this film is who they cast for Jared...Not how I imagined him.

Mar 26 - 02:26 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

He's being sarcastic dude

Mar 28 - 03:17 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

He's being sarcastic dude

Mar 28 - 03:17 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I actually HOPE The Host is good, because it'll give them something of quality to obsess over. I didn't dislike Twilight because of the content, it was because of the quality of the first two films, which were terrible. Didn't bother with the rest.

Mar 26 - 01:26 PM

Adam Hinkle

Adam Hinkle

The Quality is far better If you actually look at all who's involved. Many great people are working on this. Only issue was a lower budget but most of the Viewers haven't seemed to complain about that

Mar 26 - 02:05 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Unless it's overly reliant on visual effects, then a low budget shouldn't be too much of an issue.

Mar 26 - 02:06 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Unless it's overly reliant on visual effects, a low budget shouldn't be too much of an issue.

Mar 26 - 02:08 PM

Adam Hinkle

Adam Hinkle

Exactly one of the main things that everyone is saying even the people who dont like it as much is that it looks gorgeous

Mar 26 - 02:22 PM

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