Critic Review - Boston Phoenix

What's with the pants? How is it that when a guy with a 28-inch waist blows up to the size of a Cadillac Escalade, the pants remain intact?

April 23, 2009 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Comments (31)
Boston Phoenix

Comments

Jansen

Jansen van der Spuy

Hats off to you sir.

May 21 - 05:15 PM

Stephen Gerondakis

Stephen Gerondakis

Does it really matter?

Jun 10 - 06:50 PM

ken j.

ken jonsen

Not that it matters but at the begining he buys pants at a market and admires with a smirk at the elastic stretchy pants he found;)

Jun 13 - 05:25 PM

CalvinandHobbes23

Matt Gibbs

dude if his pants didn't magically stay on, hulk would be an entirely different super hero . . .
lol

Jul 6 - 08:55 PM

bob  j.

bob jones

oh god lol

May 27 - 06:17 PM

Double.Dubs

Edward Stymest

Because then the parents won't have a good time, and the movie gets a lawsuit

It'll be Dr. Manhattan alll over again.. except now its green!

Jul 15 - 12:15 PM

cj s.

cj sullivan

Sooo, the fact that a man can turn into a giant green monster is ok, but the pants thing is what you wanna question?? What a joke...

Jul 30 - 11:39 PM

Tony M.

Tony Miller

would you be more happy if he was naked?

Aug 27 - 01:04 AM

Terry Tetherball

Terry Tetherball

I'm not sure how his pants work exactly. Maybe you could ask the man who transforms into a giant green monster as a result of Gamma radiation.

Remember, all movies are based entirely in reality.

Sep 10 - 01:01 PM

John Mclane

Graham Robertson

hahaha, i read your comment and thought you were an idiot, came along to let you know only to find all these handsome people have allready seen to it..... Idiot

Oct 3 - 01:23 AM

Bryan Y.

Bryan Yeates

LOL, so you watched this movie.. but you'd NEVER..EVER heard of or seen the Hulk before? Everyone knows they just stay on, obviously it doesn't make much sense, but neither does Gamma radiation or super serum.

Nov 17 - 12:22 PM

aaron b.

aaron bogan

You are a ****-guzzling ********** sack of **** and your family hates you. With your comment and ignorance to the Hulk your dickheaded sophomoric review makes you the reason why there is abortion in America. People are that ****ing stupid to let you live.

Dec 11 - 08:01 AM

Alexson Philip

Alexson Philipiah

uh stretchy pants?

Dec 21 - 08:30 PM

Phillip K.

Phillip Kissell

First of that really isn't a problem with the movie. And 2, do you really want to see a big green penis flopping around during the movie?

Dec 22 - 05:53 PM

Rodrigo y.

Rodrigo yiyo

they explained in the movie why his pants are always on dude

Jan 1 - 09:52 PM

Stephen G.

Stephen Gushev

You're a dumbass, that's why they jokingly made a part where Bruce and Betty are looking for the biggest and stretchiest pants they can find!

Jan 2 - 01:18 AM

Stephen G.

Stephen Gushev

You're a dumbass, that's why they jokingly made a part where Bruce and Betty are looking for the biggest and stretchiest pants they can find!

Jan 2 - 01:19 AM

Spencer S.

Spencer Stephen

They're super-stretchy pants, of course :p

Well, of course his pants have to remain intact. This is a PG-13 movie, after all.

Jan 21 - 09:19 AM

Will B

Will Boissonnault

Really? That's the basis of your negative review?

Apr 16 - 04:41 PM

Graham Cracker

Graham Barnard

i think its because people don't really want to see his jolly green ****

Apr 22 - 07:41 PM

alan f.

alan fernandez

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally stupid review...

May 3 - 11:55 PM

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