Non-Spoilery "Incredible Hulk" Plot Synopsis
Official plot breakdown: "Upon returning to civilization, our brilliant doctor is ruthlessly pursued by The Abomination -- a nightmarish beast of pure adrenaline and aggression whose powers match The Hulk's own. A fight of comic-book proportions ensues as Banner must call upon the hero within to rescue New York City from total destruction. And on June 13, 2008, one scientist must make an agonizing final choice -- accept a peaceful life as Bruce Banner or the creature he could permanently become: The Incredible Hulk."
Sounds good enough for me. We already got the drama version, so now let's get to the mayhem! (And no poodles.) Plus we've got Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, and Tim Roth.
Source: Cinematical, ComicBookMovie.com