The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Quotes

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    1. Samwise Gamgee: Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
    – Submitted by Edward A (3 months ago)
    1. Treebeard: The Ents cannot hold back this storm. We must weather such things as we have always done.
    2. Merry: How can that be your decision?
    3. Treebeard: This is not our war.
    4. Merry: But you're part of this world! Aren't you?
    – Submitted by Dave H (12 months ago)
    1. Gollum: My precious.
    – Submitted by Dutch E (13 months ago)
    1. Merry: There won't be a shire, Pip.
    – Submitted by Liam H (15 months ago)
    1. Legolas: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
    – Submitted by Catherine D (15 months ago)
    1. Samwise Gamgee: What we need is a few good taters.
    2. Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters eh?
    3. Samwise Gamgee: Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
    – Submitted by Catherine D (15 months ago)
    1. Théoden: May this be the hour when we draw swords together.
    – Submitted by Liam H (15 months ago)
    1. Théoden: The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep. One last time.
    – Submitted by Haroon M (16 months ago)
    1. Gandalf: Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
    – Submitted by Haroon M (16 months ago)
    1. Treebeard: We have come to believe that you are not Orcs.
    2. Pippin: Well, that's good news!
    – Submitted by Augusta M (16 months ago)
    1. Gimli: You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (16 months ago)
    1. Gollum: What did you say...
    2. Gollum: Leave now, and never come back!
    3. Gollum: No.
    4. Gollum: Leave now, and never come back!
    5. Gollum: [growl]
    6. Gollum: Leave now, and never come back!
    – Submitted by Shane F (16 months ago)
    1. Théoden: Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin and the red dawn! [the Uruks break down the doors] FORTH EORLINGAS! CHARGE!
    – Submitted by Clelia B (17 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.
    2. Faramir: The enemy? [looks at dead soldier] His sense of duty was no greater than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is. Where he came from and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats drove him on this long march from home. Would he not rather have stayed there...in peace? War will make corpses of us all. Bind their hands.
    – Submitted by Cody H (19 months ago)
    1. Saruman: The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers. Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this middle-earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. The forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.
    – Submitted by Cody H (19 months ago)
    1. Théoden: Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the meadows. The days have gone down in the West. Behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?
    – Submitted by Cody H (19 months ago)
    1. Samwise Gamgee: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
    2. Frodo Baggins: What?
    3. Samwise Gamgee: I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring' and they'll say, 'yes, it's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy. The most famousest of Hobbits and that's saying a lot'.
    4. Frodo Baggins: Ha, you've left out one of the chief characters: 'Samwise the Brave'. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have gotten far without Sam.
    5. Samwise Gamgee: Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious.
    6. Frodo Baggins: So was I.
    – Submitted by Cody H (19 months ago)
    1. Grima Wormtongue: Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind? Can you not see, your uncle is wearied by your...malcontent, your warmongering?
    2. Éomer: Warmongering? How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead, you'd take your share of the treasure? (Grima looks at Eowyn). Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps.
    3. Grima Wormtongue: You see much, Eomer, son of Eomund. Too much. You are banished forthwith from the kingdom of Rohan and all its domains, under pain of death.
    4. Éomer: You have no authority here! Your orders mean nothing!
    5. Grima Wormtongue: Oh, but this order does not come from me. It comes from the king. He signed it this morning.
    – Submitted by Cody H (19 months ago)
    1. Gandalf: The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I can not do this, Sam.
    2. Samwise Gamgee: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we Should not even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really Mattered. Full of darkness and danger, They Were. And Sometimes you did not want to know the end. Because How Could the end be happy? How Could the world go back to the way it was so much bad When had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, This shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And When the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories That stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk In Those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only They Did not. They kept going. Because They Were holding on to something.
    3. Frodo Baggins: What are we holding on to, Sam?
    4. Samwise Gamgee: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo ... and it's worth fighting for.
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Gandalf: The battle for Helm's Deep is over...the battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.
    – Submitted by Michael B (19 months ago)
    1. Treebeard: War? Yes, it affects us all.
    – Submitted by Michael B (19 months ago)
    1. Saruman: A new power is rising. It's victory is at hand. This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive! To war! There will be no dawn... for men.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (20 months ago)
    1. Gimli: [decapitating an urukai] Legolas! Two already!
    2. Legolas: I'm on 17!
    3. Gimli: What! Ain't no pointy eared elf outscoring me!
    – Submitted by Sumeo I (20 months ago)
    1. Samwise Gamgee: PO-TA-TOES!
    – Submitted by Rorie M (21 months ago)
    1. Gollum: What's it doing?! [Sam cooks rabbit] Stupid fat hobbit! You ruineds it!
    – Submitted by ethan t (22 months ago)
    1. Gollum: Masters my friend.
    2. Gollum: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!
    3. Gollum: I'm not listening, I'm not listening!
    4. Gollum: Your a liar, and a thief!
    5. Gollum: No.
    6. Gollum: A murderer.
    7. Gollum: Go away.
    8. Gollum: Go away!? [laughs]
    9. Gollum: I hate you.
    – Submitted by ethan t (22 months ago)
    1. Éomer: What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddlemark? Speak quickly!
    2. Gimli: Give me your name horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
    3. Éomer: I would cut off your head, master dwarf, if it only stood a little higher from the ground.
    4. Legolas: [notches an arrow and points it at Eomer] You would die before your sword fell.
    5. Gimli: [steps away slowly]
    – Submitted by Shandelle K (23 months ago)
    1. Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
    2. Aragorn: Saruman!
    – Submitted by Bill H (23 months ago)
    1. Éomer: What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!
    2. Gimli: Give me your name horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
    3. Éomer: I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground...
    4. Legolas: [notches an arrow and points at Eomer] You would die before your stroke fell!
    – Submitted by Ahmad L (2 years ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I can't do this, Sam.
    2. Samwise Gamgee: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
    3. Frodo Baggins: What are we holding onto, Sam?
    4. Samwise Gamgee: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.
    – Submitted by Tearra D (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: What's going on out there?
    2. Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or will you like me to find you a box?
    – Submitted by Shandelle K (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: What's happening out there?
    2. Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: What's happening out there?
    2. Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
    – Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (2 years ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: This is sting. You've met her before, haven't you, Gollum? Release him or I'll slit your throat.
    – Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (2 years ago)
    1. Legolas: Final count: fourty-two.
    2. Gimli: Fourty-two?! That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on fourty-three.
    3. Legolas: [legolas frowns. He draws his bow and shoots Gimli's Uruk.] Fourty-three.
    4. Gimli: He was already dead.
    5. Legolas: He was twitching.
    6. Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
    – Submitted by Ingri A (2 years ago)
    1. Théoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
    – Submitted by Ingri A (2 years ago)
    1. Treebeard: Hold on, little Shirelings. I always like going south. Somehow it feels like going down hill.
    – Submitted by Ingri A (2 years ago)
    1. Pippin: Yes. Exactly. If we go south we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect.
    – Submitted by Ingri A (2 years ago)
    1. Treebeard: War, yes. It affects us all. But you must understand, young hobbit. It takes a long time to say anything in old Entish, and we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.
    – Submitted by Ingri A (2 years ago)
    1. Pippin: They must have decided something by now.
    2. Treebeard: Decided? No, we've only just finished saying good morning.
    – Submitted by Ingri A (2 years ago)
    1. Haldir: I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. An alliance once existed between elves and men. Long ago we fought and died together. We've come to honor that allegiance.
    2. Aragorn: Mae govannen, Haldir! [welcome Haldir]
    3. Aragorn: [embraces Haldir] You are most welcome.
    – Submitted by Ingri A (2 years ago)
    1. Saruman: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive. To war!
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Gandalf: All our hopes now lie with two little hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Gollum: We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Gandalf: The fate of the world will now be decided.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Gollum: [to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: Toss me.
    2. Aragorn: What?
    3. Gimli: Toss me.
    4. Aragorn: Huh?
    5. Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. [pauses, looks up at Aragorn]
    6. Gimli: Don't tell the elf.
    7. Aragorn: Not a word.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: What are we holding onto, Sam?
    2. Samwise Gamgee: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.
    – Submitted by Lavinia H (2 years ago)
    1. Grima Wormtongue: You see much, Eomer son of Eomund. Too much. [Eomer is beaten by the guards]
    2. Grima Wormtongue: You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan... under pain of death.
    – Submitted by Haroon M (2 years ago)
    1. Treebeard: The ents are going to war! It is likely we go to our doom. The last march of the ents.
    – Submitted by Haroon M (2 years ago)
    1. Elrond: He will come to death, an image of the splendor of the kings of Men, in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on, in darkness, and in doubt, as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell, bound to your grief under the fading trees, until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent.
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. Saruman: You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
    2. Gandalf: I will draw you Saruman as poison is drawn from a wound.
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. Samwise Gamgee: Po-ta-toes!
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: What's happening out there?
    2. Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: Could have picked a better spot!
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: Don't tell the elf.
    2. Aragorn: Not. A. Word.
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. Gimli: We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances.
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. ??owyn: I fear neither death or pain.
    – Submitted by Waliyya B (2 years ago)
    1. Gollum: My Precious.
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)
    1. Legolas: A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Gandalf: The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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