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The Lords of Salem (2013)

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Critic Consensus: The Lords of Salem has lots of atmospheric portent, but it's unfortunately short on scares.


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From the singular mind of horror maestro Rob Zombie comes a chilling plunge into a nightmare world where evil runs in the blood. The Lords of Salem tells the tale of Heidi (Sheri Moon Zombie), a radio station DJ living in Salem, Massachusetts, who receives a strange wooden box containing a record, a "gift from the Lords." Heidi listens, and the bizarre sounds within the grooves immediately trigger flashbacks of the town's violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the "Lords of Salem" returning … More

Rating: R (for disturbing violent and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug use)
Genre: Mystery & Suspense , Horror
Directed By:
Written By: Rob Zombie
In Theaters:
On DVD: Sep 3, 2013
Box Office: $1.2M
Runtime:
Anchor Bay Films - Official Site

Cast


as Heidi Hawthorne

as Francis Matthais

as Herman "Whitey" Salv...

as Herman "Whitey" Salv...

as Lacy Doyle

as Herman Jackson

as Virgil Magnus

as Margaret Morgan

as A.J. Kennedy

as Reverend Jonathan Ha...

as Dean Magnus

as Abigail Hennessey

as Sarah Easter

as Mary Webster

as Elizabeth Jacobs

as Martha Bishop

as Count Gorgann

as Cerina Hooten

as Priscilla

as Halvard the Guardian

as Butcher Olaf

as Beelzebub

as Virginia Cable

as Francis Matthias

as Maisie Mather

as Judge Samuel Mather

as Puppeteer #1

as Puppeteer #2

as Chip McDonald

as Interviewer

as Wench Girl

as Witchhunter

as Reverend Hawthorne

as Frankenmonster

as Francis Matthias

as Judge Samuel Mather
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Critic Reviews for The Lords of Salem

All Critics (58) | Top Critics (19)

Polished and calculated, this is a nerve-shattering fright fest bolstered by immaculate technique.

Full Review… | April 25, 2013
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

It's a credit to Zombie's interest in growing as an artist that he's drawing from more mature inspirations here, but it's also part of why the movie doesn't work.

Full Review… | April 19, 2013
The Atlantic
Top Critic

It's all meant to be monstrous, unspeakable, blasphemous horror but it comes across more like a slightly dirty drawing, passed in seventh-grade religion class.

Full Review… | April 19, 2013
Newark Star-Ledger
Top Critic

Movies by Rob Zombie, the goth rocker turned cult filmmaker, aren't for everybody. But he couldn't care less.

Full Review… | April 19, 2013
New York Post
Top Critic

Tries desperately to shock and offend, and succeeds only in being brutally boring.

Full Review… | December 4, 2013
Cinema Crazed

While not forgetting the cinematic value of a coven of naked witches dancing around a bonfire, Zombie shows that he has matured as a filmmaker.

Full Review… | May 3, 2013
Shadows on the Wall

Audience Reviews for The Lords of Salem

½

Great atmosphere and imagery. The scene in the kitchen made me jump. Salem is a great spooky setting. Not much seemed sacrified because Heidi had already invited Satanic forces into her life and her radio show. The concept of the Lords and their evil song was cool. The modern day witches were really effectively evil. The backstory was good. It's a bit of a shame all that calculated buildup was dumped at the end and forgotten.

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YosemiteSamFan
Lafe Fredbjornson

Super Reviewer

[Zero Stars]
Rob Zombies' brand of atavistic, 70's-era throwbacks to the horror of yesteryear is an acquired taste. For as refreshingly old-school and grungy as 'The Devil's Rejects' was, his 'Hallowee' remake was a platitudinous, unintentionally funny flatliner. Which brings me to 'The Lords of Salem' which I can safely assume (or hope) is the worst film that Zombie has been associated with. For one thing, the character depth of Heidi as a recovering junkie is superficial at best with truncated scenes of her as a support group to indicate her struggle. Zombie is completely clueless about minute details like how a small-radius radio station works with Heidi and her deejay friends using obnoxious sound effects ad nauseum and playing unsolicited records. The phantasmagorical imagery is putrid and avant-garde (ranging from a midget with flailing intestines and Heidi bucking atop a goat). Although it has been touted as "blazingly original", the trajectory of the story with a vessel for Satan's birth has been tread dozens of times before. The acting from Meg Foster as the coven leader is cringe-inducing and hammy. The pacing is plodding to the point of boredom. From concept to execution, 'The Lords of Salem' is a solemnly self-serious, excruciating piece of drek that ranks as one of the worst movies of the year.

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Cory Taylor
Cory Taylor

Super Reviewer

two stars

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MisterYoda ?

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