The Man With the Iron Fists Reviews
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Quite simply this is another modern day homage to all those old Bruce Lee type kung fu movies (various classic scenes copied in this film), not just his movies but lots of various classic martial arts action flicks. The plot is your typical cliched revenge/fighting clans idea with huge amounts of overblown, ridiculously gory violence, bad hyper looking martial arts fight sequences, lots of bad extreme looking wire work, silly weaponry, silly looking characters with silly names and its all created in that retro 70's style.
Of course I can't rip on the film too much as you know what your getting into when you see the film. There is no beating around the bush or hiding from what this film is going for, it does exactly what it says on the tin and this is delivering super sonic bad assery.
My issue is the film isn't really a very good homage/film nor is the bad assery...errr bad ass. The whole thing looks pretty shabby frankly, there is no originality here and nothing particularly interesting as we've seen this type of thing all before. I don't really see why this went ahead, the whole thing is so corny and predictable, yes I know its suppose to be but I don't see that as an excuse.
The director gave himself the leading role for flips sake despite the fact he can't act or narrate dialog a tall. The rest of the cast and their acting is dreadful (not that I expected anything award winning) accept for Crowe who roars away as he does, dunno why he agreed to be in this though. His knife gun weapon thing looks completely out of place amongst all the ninja-like warfare going on around him.
There is this whole uneasy balance of real time action and fantasy which I didn't really like and I don't think it works. I realize Eastern films enjoy this stuff and it can add to the visuals but you never saw Lee resorting to shit like that. All the crazy ass wire work with people flying around doing super human things and then there's the big muscly guy who's skin turns into metal when attacked...huh?. So how come he has tattoo's...ah who cares.
It all looks bright and dynamic with good sets and they have recreated the retro look well, credits included. A kind of love child spawning from 'Kill Bill' and 'Big Trouble in Little China', yet so violent and claret heavy it becomes more of a spoof lacking any real tension. Thing is the action doesn't even look that good, more cheap n tacky, at least 'Kill Bill' was super slick, hell one of the films main characters turns into 'Jax' outta 'Mortal Kombat' for pete's sake! and that's the main plot!. It also begs the question...if your forearms were made out of iron surely they would be too heavy to move? very slow going, and why would that enable you to punch through walls and other metal objects?.
Its hard to review films like this really, its a homage to a certain genre which is suppose to be cheesy and kinda tacky looking. You can't take it seriously because of course its not meant to be taken seriously, on the other hand it is semi serious with its action and plot. I just wish they had cut down on the awful wire work and lost the character with metal skin, that guy really unbalances the whole thing. The fantasy doesn't really bond with the semi serious mega violence in my opinion, its just an awkward cocktail.
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Why is this movie so bad? Well, the fact that the entire movie distractingly switches back and forth from English to Mandarin (I am only speculating) for reasons unexplained to the viewer, is the first of many head shakingly dreadful decisions made by RZA. But for a more in-depth breakdown, the following is a very brief (that is, if you enjoy long rants) analysis of RZA's first film:
RZA is no writer: While the classic Martial Arts film concept itself is interesting, the script co-written by RZA himself, as well as Eli Roth (Tarantino's protégé) is rather weak. Surprisingly RZA (only one of the best DJ's/lyricist alive) can't write dialogue to save his life. And while Roth has never been a master of the spoken word himself, it becomes all too obvious between which lines of dialogue RZA has written and which are insertions from Roth, when a character goes on a stiff 5 minute rant that ends with a rather Tarantino-esque one-liner. As for the story itself, the problem lies in that it becomes overly cramped with stupid subplots. Every time the story begins to head in a finite direction, RZA does his damnedest to add another idiotic twist, or have the character cease all action in order to spout out one more bit of needless exposition, complicating matters for an audience that was barely on board to begin with.
RZA is no director: Sometimes a filmmaker can get away with gratuitous violence because it is intricate to the story (or sometimes simply on pedigree alone). But when your story hangs on by a thread and your directing is suspect, the sporadic occurrence of intense brutality doesn't so much come off as shocking, as much as it adds to the clunkiness of the film. Now, RZA does use some stylized camera techniques that obtain a semblance of that cool-factor he is looking for, but yet again, problems arise when he uses them in excess.
RZA is no actor: Maybe the least important aspect of a grindhouse film like this is the acting, although there is something to be said for a self controlled actor who knows how to overact. In saying that, every scene with RZA, is almost comically stunted by his inability to hold his own around A and B-list actors and actresses. His own character must run the gambit of emotions here, from anger, to sorrow, to a man who is in severe anguish. So, if anything, his own script asks too much of him.
Something good: If you try hard enough, you can probably find something good to say about any movie...well, maybe except for "Grown Ups". In the case of "The Man with the Iron Fists"...um...well...the soundtrack is good (although, at times ridiculously misused) but this is to be expected since music is what RZA does (NOT DIRECTING).
Final Thought: I do realize the intention of a film like "The Man with the Iron Fists" is to champion a hardy slathering of over-the-topness, but that doesn't change the fact that this is quietly one of the worst directed films of the year. At times it's so bad that one would wonder how Quentin Tarantino thought it was a good idea to financially back this project at all. But on the other hand, it wouldn't shock me if it were to come to light that Tarantino had given RZA the money, called up a few of his actor buddies, and told Eli Roth to make his script readable, as a repayment for RZA's work on the Kill Bill soundtracks.
Written by Markus Robinson, Edited by Nicole I. Ashland
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The plot is just terribly messy, characters were cheese and the dialogue? You can't tell whether RZA was aware of the parody or if he was actually trying.
The film BARELY stands as a martial arts flick, let alone something with substance. Often I wonder how someone with such little talent gets the funding for something with such high production values.
Oh wait I know, be a famous GANGSTA RAPPA FROM THE HOOD.
I give it an extra half star only because I'm a sucker for martial arts and as an artist, I appreciated a lot of the costume design, environments and cinematography. Lucy Liu and Russell Crowe might've also had something to do with it.
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Nate's Grade: C-
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An audaciously faithful homage to classic kung-fu fluff pieces, this film certainly boasts something of a refreshing idea, but when it comes down to execution, RZA goes a touch too far with his ambitiously keeping faithful to the films on which he was raised, crafting a story that is fun and all, but too conventional for its own good. Of course, if nothing else is problematic about RZA's being too faithful with his tributes to his China-tastic childhood, then it is the faithfulness to messy scripts, as RZA and Eli Roth turn in a script that is rich with set pieces that go a touch too over the top in their hyper-reality, as well as histrionics that are made all the more glaring by dialogue that is sometimes kind of snappy, but generally weak, with faultiness that is itself made all the more glaring by delivery that is even more faulty. Now, in case anyone is worried that all of this cornball acting will rub off on a certain somebody, rest easy knowing that Russell Crowe, while not exactly firmly reminding us of his being among today's great actors, steals the show with crackling charisma that captures the Jack Knife character's slickly mysterious, yet sadistic presence, and makes Crowe one of the film's most engaging aspects, though don't rest too easy, because although there are some other passables among this cast, most everyone in this film, whether it be misguidedly intentionally or whatever, ranges from weak to borderline humiliating in his or her turning in fall-flat performances, such as those by, of all people, the leads who exceed Crowe in significance, the cheesily lifelelss Rick Yune and dully wooden RZA, thus leaving you to feel rather distanced from these characters, which isn't to say that expository issues don't do a number on your full investment in this messily structured, or rather, condensed story. After crafting a first cut of this film that ran a sprawling four hours in length, RZA suggested that the final product be split into two films, yet co-writer and co-producer Eli Roth ultimately trimmed RZA's epic vision into the hour-and-a-half-long final cut that audiences are seeing, and really, while this film isn't quite as sloppy in its condension as it probably could have been, there's no denying that this film is all over the place in its desperate attempts at keeping things as tight as possible, to where pacing is rendered uneven, growing more and more heavy-handed until, by the cop-out end, it has gone from an underdeveloped mess that moves at near-exhaustingly constant momentum, to a slam-banged mess that frenetically tosses together a wrap-up. Roth's final cut of this film is nothing short of a mess, though it's not like Roth can be entirely blamed for this film's shortcomings, as direction, while not quite as shoddy as they say, hardly reflects much potential within RZA as a filmmaker, being lively, yet still distant enough to both keep you from gaining a firm grip on substance, and leave you to gain a firm grip on the film's aforementioned other problems. If nothing else, RZA is overambitious in his filmmaking efforts, aiming to make this film something that it can't be, due to both natural shortcomings and a filmmaking team that stands to be more competent, thus making for a messy final product that was never to be all that commendable, but underwhelms even by its own right. Still, with that said, as sloppy as this film is, it at least succeeds in its attemps at keeping faithful to its inspirations' all but compensating for filmmaking messiness with plenty of fun, meeting every misstep with something to liven things up.
Nevermind its being a component to anachronism, - largely because its incorporation is surprisingly one of your less offputting intentional hiccups - this film's primarily hip-hop soundtrack is just not enjoyable on a musical level, and throws off, not just historians (Get over it, history nerds, it's a joke), but the musically tasteful whenever it hits the scene, but when it comes to the other forms of "music" that power this film's livliness, RZA and Howard Drossin craft a score that is hardly all that strong or original, but is decent and entertaining in its marrying the pronounced rhythm of hip-hop with the just as distinct, yet more smooth and dynamic musicality of the scores of many of the classic kung-fu flicks to which this film pays homage, thus making for a stylish score that fits with and livens up the film's tone and theme. Perhaps even more lively and decidedly more impressive are, of course, Drew Boughton's production designs and Thomas Chong's costume designs, which really aren't quite as dazzling as I was expecting them to be, but are still quite sharp in their effectively capturing both the niftiness of classic kung-fu productions' distinctly lavished designs, and the lovely-looking era in which this film is set. Production value and direction do a fine job of attractively selling you on this film's world, while RZA's and Drossin's decent score work helps in selling you on this film's style, but really, one of this film's most impressive stylistic touches is, of course, action that, like the production designs, isn't quite as consistent in its thorough impressiveness as you might expect, but still mighty thrilling in its delivering one cool combat set piece after another, powered by strong staging and Corey Yuen's grandly dynamic and slick, if sometimes a bit too over-the-top, martial arts choreography, and complimented by violence whose effectiveness goes diluted a touch by gore's also going a bit too over-the-top at times, as well as by quite a few ostensibly intentionally improvable effects, but is still potent in its supplementing consequence and color within this film's many exciting action set pieces. An at least technically faithful homage to classic martial arts fluff pieces, this film retains much of what was technically in its inspirations', but also retains its inspirations' sharpness in lively production value and thrilling action, boasting enough punch to its martial arts artistry to consistently sustain your interest by livening up an already pretty colorful story, which may get to be a touch too colorful for its own good. RZA's plot concept is silly, as sure as the plot concepts of the film that inspire this story are, being over-the-top in cheesiness and thin in genuineness, and with a perhaps even more problematic execution that drives this story too deeply into conventionalism, as well as plenty of other problems, and yet, with that said, this film's plot is still quite lively in its being so overly layered, overly cheesy and altogether over-the-top that it is genuinely fun, or at least in concept. In execution, this film's plot is messily handled to no end, though it's not like that's a huge tragedy, because what truly makes or breaks the engagement value of a story this crazy isn't so much the substance in its execution, but the entertainment value in its execution, and if RZA delivers on nothing else as director, he delivers on that, putting ambition to as much, if not more good use to bad use by using it to craft thorough charm, broken up by occasions of genuine thrills. This film is such a mess, though it could be messier, and that is a fact that goes pronounced considerably by this film's being, if nothing else, entertaining, not to where it can obscure the many natural shortcomings, and certainly not to where it can obscure the many unfortunate missteps, but decidedly to where those willing to go with this film will find a fun time, even if there is no getting completely past the consistent faults.
At the end of the battle, this ambitious final product is left weakened by its conventionalism, damaged by its cheesiness, - made all the worse by more than a few poor performers, not including the show-stealingly charismatic Russell Crowe - and all-out brutalized by its messily uneven plotting and flawed, overambitious direction, until it comes out as underwhelming, though hardly unlikable, because as messy as this film is, it boasts much livliness, complimented by decent score work, excellent production designs and thrilling action sequences, and truly brought to life by an undeniably strong degree of charm and livliness to RZA's direction, which cannot overshadow its missteps, but nonetheless goes into making "The Man with the Iron Fists" an entertaining tribute to classic kung-fu fluff pieces, even if it, like its inspirations, gets to be quite messy.
2.5/5 - Fair
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In the R-rated The Man with the Iron Fists, a humble ex-slave and blacksmith (RZA) and a rogue British soldier (Crowe) look to defend some Chinese villagers against a band of assassins on the hunt for gold.
Between directing the high-kicking action, giving an understated but effective turn, choosing the beatastic soundtrack, and penning some witty lines, writer/director/star Rza rules his love letter to martial arts filmmaking with an iron fist. Oh, it's not that he's hard on the genre. In fact, between the slick camera tricks and fantastical fight scenes, the movie projects a generally madcap atmosphere. Even when he doesn't directly handle something, he surrounds himself with talented friends who will help him aim for an A-List B-Movie (Quentin Tarantino as executive producer, Eli Roth as producer, visual effects legend Greg Nicotero doing make-up). And no, it doesn't reach this high plateau (at times, the story's way disjointed and scattershot), but it damn well flies trying.
Bottom line: Black Belt jonesing.
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