The Master Quotes

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• 1. Val Dodd: He's making all this up as he goes along. You don't see that? I could go to sleep for hours and when I woke up I wouldn't have missed a thing.
  – Submitted by Peter G (4 months ago)
• 1. British Receptionist: You look like you've traveled here.
  2. Freddie Quell: How else do you get someplace?
  – Submitted by Lyberis D (4 months ago)
• 1. Freddie Quell: What do you do?
  2. Lancaster Dodd: I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
  – Submitted by Lyberis D (4 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: I would like to talk to you today about cold feet, and narrow minds. People with cold feet cannot move forward. People with narrow minds cannot move side to side.
  – Submitted by Josh E (6 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: Are you thoughtless in your remarks?
  2. Freddie Quell: No.
  3. Lancaster Dodd: Is your life a struggle?
  4. Freddie Quell: No.
  5. Lancaster Dodd: Is your behavior erratic?
  6. Freddie Quell: No.
  7. Lancaster Dodd: Are you unpredictable?
  8. Freddie Quell: [farts and laughs]
  – Submitted by Josh E (6 months ago)
• 1. Mary Sue Dodd: He's dangerous, and he will be our undoing if we continue to have him here. Perhaps he's past help. Or insane.
  – Submitted by Josh E (6 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: What a horrible young man you are. This is acting like an animal. A dirty animal that eats its own feces when hungry.
  – Submitted by Josh E (6 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: Your fear of capture and imprisonment is from millions of years ago. You are not there. You are asleep.
  – Submitted by Cheryl F (6 months ago)
• 1. Mary Sue Dodd: You can't take this life straight, can you?
  – Submitted by Cheryl F (6 months ago)
• 1. Freddie Quell: You know how to get rid of crabs? You gotta shave one testicle... and all the crabs will go over to the other testicle... you gotta light the hair on fire on that one, and when they all go scurrying out you take an ice pick and FUCKING STAB EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM!
  – Submitted by Shane W (7 months ago)
• 1. Freddie Quell: Put it back in, its fell out.
  – Submitted by Jeremy H (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: I want to get you on a slow boat to China, all by yourself, alone.
  – Submitted by Gail W (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: I have unlocked, and discovered, a secret. A secret to living in these bodies that we hold.
  – Submitted by Josh E (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: If we are not helping him, then it is we who are failing him.
  – Submitted by Josh E (7 months ago)
• 1. Mary Sue Dodd: The only way to defend ourselves is to attack.
  – Submitted by Josh E (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: Leave your worries for a while. They'll be there when you get back.
  – Submitted by Josh E (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: If we meet again, in the next life, you will be my sworn enemy and I will show you no mercy.
  – Submitted by Jonathan W (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: If you figure out a way to live without a master, any master, be sure to let the rest of us know, for you would be the first in the history of the world.
  – Submitted by Tushar K (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: What we will do now will urge you toward existence, within a group, a society, a family.
  – Submitted by Tushar K (7 months ago)
• 1. Mary Sue Dodd: This is something you do for a billion years, or not at all.
  – Submitted by Jess S (7 months ago)
• 1. Val Dodd: He's making all this up as he goes along... you don't see that?
  – Submitted by Thomas Z (7 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: Man is not an animal. We are not a part of the ANIMAL kingdom.
  – Submitted by Chris P (8 months ago)
• 1. Lancaster Dodd: You seem so familiar to me.
  2. Freddie Sutton: Wha what do you do?
  3. Lancaster Dodd: I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, a theoretical philosopher... but above all I am a man. Hopelessly Inquisitive man, just like you.
  – Submitted by Lance T (10 months ago)