The Muppets Quotes

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    1. Gary: So you guys aren't getting back together?
    2. Kermit: No.
    3. Mary: This is going to be a really short movie.
    – Submitted by Jillian L (14 months ago)
    1. Rowlf: How come you didn't use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting.
    2. Kermit: Rowlf?
    3. Rowlf: Huh?
    4. Kermit: You wanna get back together?
    5. Rowlf: Okay. Classic.
    – Submitted by Jillian L (14 months ago)
    1. Animal: No drums! No drums! Jack Black said no drums!
    – Submitted by Jillian L (14 months ago)
    1. Walter: Wow Gary, I think it's so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles! I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years!
    2. Gary: Well, yeah, Mary wanted to do something really special for our 10th anniversary, and she's always wanted to go to Los Angeles!
    3. Walter: Make sure and send me a postcard from the muppet studios!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Elderly Aisan Woman: Is this Universal studios?
    2. Tour Guide: Yes it is.
    – Submitted by Josh S (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: September? That's almost six months from now!
    2. Fozzie Bear: That's nothing. Once, I waited a whole year for September.
    – Submitted by Sarah C (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: Not now eighties robot.
    – Submitted by Andrew C (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe?
    – Submitted by Aimee M (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: Gary I've gone home, I love you but you need to decide, are you a man, or a muppet?
    – Submitted by Brennan G (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: Wow, Gary I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles, I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years!
    – Submitted by Brennan G (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: Eh, I think that's an Internet rumor, like theres a country called Turkey, ha!
    – Submitted by Brennan G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: I have a stage family that loves me.
    2. Miss Poogy: Fozzie, what are you doing, hibernating? Next show starts in sixty seconds! We hired you and we can fire you, so get your hairy butt out here!
    3. Fozzie Bear: They terrify me. Let's go.
    – Submitted by Cameron T (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: [In girly voice] Why don't you get things started?
    – Submitted by Cameron T (2 years ago)
    1. '80s Robot: Grody to the max.
    – Submitted by Cassie H (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: Life's a fillet o' fish.
    2. Gary: Yes it is!
    – Submitted by Brad S (2 years ago)
    1. Scooter: But, Chief, I can't go on stage...
    2. Kermit: Sure... Just do what I do... pretend that the audience are naked.
    – Submitted by Anoop K (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: Party of one.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Poogy: Who you callin' sister... SISTER!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: Check it out! Fart Shoes! *fart* *fart*
    2. Mary: This is going to be a REALLY short movie.
    – Submitted by Stephen C (2 years ago)
    1. Reporter One: In other news, the muppets have put together a telethon to save the muppet theater with host, Jack Black.
    2. Bobo: Oh he's pretty good.
    3. Uncle Deadly: Yeah. Good actor.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: Your right up on the steed. Get down on one knee. And say marry will you marry me?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: Pleaseee!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: Hi-Ho guys!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Laughing Kid: What is this? 1978?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: You guys give the world the greatest gift of all.
    2. Kermit: Babies?
    3. Walter: No. The other one.
    4. Kermit: Ice cream?
    5. Walter: No. The other one.
    6. Kermit: Laughter.
    7. Walter: Yes! The third greatest gift!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: Can we do it all again. Make them laugh like we did then.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. '80s Robot: Bummer.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Rowlf: Uh okay.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Swedish Chef: Little chicke.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Camilla: Boc-boc-boc.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: Individually.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: I really don't wanna go back to Reno.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Tex Richman: People call me cash cause I got mo-money.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: I geuss people sort of forgot about us.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: All hail the hobo king!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: The catch of the day was...salmonella! Wacka wacka!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: Man this 3D is incredible!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: Come on guys, lets go-aaah. [Kermit falls down]
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: I guess all things considered, I'm 'pro-life'.
    2. Miss Piggy's Receptionist: That's awful!
    – Submitted by John P (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: We drive.
    – Submitted by Anna K (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: I'm a muppety man.
    – Submitted by Caroline R (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at... [realizes she's gone] ...me.
    – Submitted by Declan R (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: You're my hero... you're on my watch.
    – Submitted by Andrew H (2 years ago)
    1. '80s Robot: Help I've been mugged.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Moopet: Yeah man what the WACKA!?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: Hi-Ho Fozzie.
    2. Fozzie Bear: Hi-Ho Kermit... Kermit?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Swedish Chef: Chickie.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Lew Zealand: I thought we agreed that a celebrity is not a people.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: There's no one at this party that I don't already know.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: What am I invisible?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: Five bucks to show you where your seat is! Thank you! It's..um..down there somewhere.
    – Submitted by Declan R (2 years ago)
    1. TV Executive: I'll shoot straight. You guys aren't famous anymore.
    2. Fozzie Bear: Wow! I wish she had shot a little more curvy!
    – Submitted by Declan R (2 years ago)
    1. Animal: In control!
    – Submitted by Brennan G (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: We humbly ask that you give us back our studio.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: Quick save the qushions!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Statler: And this is kermit the frogs old office.
    2. Waldorf: Or so we've been toad!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: But I cant leave the moopets. Their like family to me.
    2. Miss Poogy: Fozzie! What the heck are you doing! Next show starts in 30 seconds. Get your butt in here now!
    3. Fozzie Bear: They terrify me. Let's go.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: But I cant leave the moopets. Their like family to me.
    2. Miss Poogy: Fozzie! What the heck are you doing! Next show starts in 30 seconds. Get your butt in here now!
    3. Fozzie Bear: Terrify me. Let's go.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: An evil oil baron is trying to take down the studio.
    2. Fozzie Bear: WHAT? Oh no! [gunshot] I mean uh... how tragic.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: It's time to light the lights.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Uncle Deadly: That's it...
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Poogy: You ain't seen the last of me. I'll be back!
    2. Miss Piggy: Yeah yeah. Heard of mouthwash?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Poogy: I told you I'd be back and now I am... back!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Piggy: Let's try that lift again.
    2. Pepe the Prawn: Oy the lift again. Ok on my count. Three. Two. [Miss piggy jumps on him] Ay poppy!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Piggy's Receptionist: She has an opening in... Next September.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Crazy Harry: Three. Two. One. [explosion]
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Tex Richman: The answer is no.
    2. Kermit: You could have just said that.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. TV Executive: That means no.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Piggy: Haven't you heard? One is the new two.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Tex Richman: I think I'll call this room...The Kermit the frogs old office room!
    2. Bobo: Very nice sir.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Uncle Deadly: I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Uncle Deadly: How charming. A finale.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: We could have Bunsen set Beaker on fire?
    2. Beaker: Meep!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Gonzo: Have a seat.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: I'm a very manly Muppet!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Elderly Aisan Woman: Is this the universal studio?
    2. Tour Guide: [sighs] Yes it is.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: Are you a man or a muppet?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: Growing up is becoming who you want to be.
    – Submitted by Teresa D (2 years ago)
    1. Uncle Deadly: I can't deny that inside I am a muppet. Not a moopet!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: Why does everyone always forget about Hobo Joe!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: Am I a man or a muppet?
    – Submitted by Jacob D (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: What about Hobo Joe? Why doesn't anyone remember Hobo Joe?
    – Submitted by Jacob D (2 years ago)
    1. Animal: No drums! No drums! Jack Black says no drums.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Animal: In control.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Rowlf: Hehehe classic.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: What's worse Kermit. Briefly inconveniencing Jack Black. Or destroying the muppets?
    2. Kermit: Kidnapping Jack Black Fozzie!
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: It's time to meet The Muppets.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: Your fans haven't left you. The world hasn't forgotten.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Bobo: I love geriatric humor.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: Yeah, I think that's just an Internet rumor, like there's a country called Turkey.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Tex Richman: I make the baker make my bread out of dough! Oh no, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill, there ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill!
    – Submitted by Connor B (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Piggy: Kermie! Kermie! Kermie! Kermie!
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: This is boring.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Statler: If I didnt know better, I'd say you just recited some important plot point.
    2. Waldorf: I hope so. Otherwise I just bored the audience have to death.
    3. Statler: You mean half the audience is still alive?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Scooter: You are all naked.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Rowlf: Hey, how come you guys didnt use me in the montage?
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: Let's travel by map!
    – Submitted by Joshua S (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: I'm a muppet of a man.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: The lovers, the dreamers and me.
    – Submitted by Travis D (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: As long as there are Muppets. There is hope.
    – Submitted by BradChad P (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was an expensive explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.
    – Submitted by Eric W (2 years ago)
    1. '80s Robot: R. E. N. O.
    – Submitted by Matt A (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: I never wanna go back to Reno.
    – Submitted by Johnny G (2 years ago)
    1. Tex Richman: Maniacal laugh... Maniacal laugh...
    – Submitted by Johnny G (2 years ago)
    1. Gary: Sooner or later you're going to have to believe in yourself..
    – Submitted by Judy C (2 years ago)
    1. Uncle Deadly: How charming, a finale.
    – Submitted by Bryce O (2 years ago)
    1. Hobo Joe: Here's your tickets. Your seats are... somewhere.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: September? That's like six months from now!
    2. Fozzie Bear: That's okay. I once had to wait a whole year for September.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: What happens at a Me Party stays at a Me Party...
    – Submitted by Robert B (2 years ago)
    1. Sam Eagle: Welcome back to this edition of 'everything stinks'.
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: WAKA-WAKA!!
    – Submitted by Mallory T (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Piggy: I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man.
    – Submitted by Dan M (2 years ago)
    1. Statler: I always dreamed we'd be back here.
    2. Waldorf: Dreams? Those where nightmares!
    – Submitted by Mark M (2 years ago)
    1. Animal: WOMANNN!
    – Submitted by Myke P (2 years ago)
    1. Beaker: Meeeeeeeeppppppp!
    – Submitted by Teddy P (2 years ago)
    1. Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know, maybe you just need one person.
    – Submitted by Andrew C (2 years ago)
    1. Swedish Chef: Bork bork bork!
    – Submitted by Hasan F (2 years ago)
    1. Fozzie Bear: Hey look, fart shoes!
    – Submitted by Sean W (2 years ago)
    1. Miss Piggy: Oh look an omelet station!
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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