The Pirates! Band of Misfits Quotes

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    1. The Pirate Captain: You'll see. I will be Pirate of the Year! And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces. And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do.
    – Submitted by Matthew R (19 months ago)
    1. The Pirate Captain: [looks at Charles Darwin's house] You don't get many girls, do you?
    – Submitted by Matthew R (19 months ago)
    1. The Pirate Captain: Now listen Charles, we've all done something unforgivable. I've betrayed my pirate honor, you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom.
    – Submitted by Matthew R (19 months ago)
    1. The Albino Pirate: Wee! I'm a floating head!
    – Submitted by Matthew R (19 months ago)
    1. The Pirate Captain: She's not fat, she's just 'big boned'.
    2. Black Bellamy: She's fat dude.
    – Submitted by Matthew R (20 months ago)
    1. Pirate Captain: Its us, the pirates, masters of disguise.
    – Submitted by Matthew R (20 months ago)
    1. The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate: Are you gonna...[changes voice to sound deeper] Are you gonna enter again.
    2. The Pirate Captain: Why yes I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous pirate.
    3. The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate: [Blushes]
    – Submitted by Matthew R (20 months ago)
    1. Queen Victoria: What is your name Pirate Captain?
    2. The Pirate Captain: They call me 'The Pirate Captain'!
    – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (21 months ago)
    1. The Pirate King: [to the Pirate Captain] You are a pirate no more!
    – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (21 months ago)
    1. Albino Pirate: And I thought it was a chance to catch exotic diseases!
    – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (21 months ago)
    1. Albino Pirate: I've got a badge for looting!
    – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (21 months ago)
    1. The Pirate with a Scarf: You can't just say arrrgh after every sentence and expect it to make everything alright!
    – Submitted by Chad E (2 years ago)
    1. The Albino Pirate: Nobody here but us girl-scouts!
    – Submitted by aaron c (2 years ago)
    1. Cutlass Liz: Hello, boys.
    2. The Pirate Captain: Duh.
    – Submitted by Ben R (2 years ago)
    1. The Pirate Captain: Seriously. Duh.
    – Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)
    1. Cutlass Liz: That trophy has got my name on it.
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Queen Victoria: I HATE PIRATES!
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. The Pirate with a Scarf: See! I told you!
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. The Pirate with Gout: This makes electricity look like a pile of crap.
    – Submitted by Scott M (2 years ago)
    1. The Pirate Captain: Fire all things that go bang!
    – Submitted by Thomas R (2 years ago)
    1. Pirate Captain: Laugh in the face of danger!
    2. Albino Pirate: I really don't like danger at all.
    – Submitted by Aidan C (2 years ago)
    1. The Pirate Captain: Polly's not fat, she's just big boned.
    – Submitted by Directors C (2 years ago)
    1. Pirate Captain: It's only impossible if you stop to think about it.
    – Submitted by Gareth D (2 years ago)
    1. Pirate Captain: Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat...
    – Submitted by Thomas R (2 years ago)
    1. The Pirate Captain: Let's go plundering!
    – Submitted by Thomas R (2 years ago)

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