If you are ready for some laughs and almost inhumanly able to go along with the jokes, you will chuckle now and then in spite of yourself.
| Original Score: 5/10
Another entry in the "Why Should We Care?" department, The Secret Lives of Dorks feels like something we have all been through too many times before.
It has a good heart and a good cast...But the movie is strenuously, exhaustingly unfunny, in a way that makes its phoniness harder to bear.
| Original Score: 2/5
Tedious teen comedy hits every high school clique cliche.
There's no way to prepare yourself for how awful "The Secret Lives of Dorks" is.
| Original Score: 0/5
Johnny Severin and Nicholas David Brandt's ... clever and original script takes an unexpected turn at nearly every intersection, resulting in a funny and big-hearted coming-of-age romance.
| Original Score: 3.5/5
Replete with deadly fart jokes, projectile-vomit jokes, accidental-boob-grab jokes, and various other sources of alleged humor that real-life outcasts wouldn't voluntarily go anywhere near.
| Original Score: C-
The Jim Belushi of high-school romantic comedies: indifferent, kind of exhausted.