• PG-13, 1 hr. 31 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Salomé Breziner
    In Theaters:
    Sep 27, 2013 Limited
    On DVD:
    Jun 9, 2014
  • D&E Entertainment


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The Secret Lives Of Dorks Reviews

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Ron Wilkinson
It's Just Movies

If you are ready for some laughs and almost inhumanly able to go along with the jokes, you will chuckle now and then in spite of yourself.

Full Review Source: It's Just Movies | Original Score: 5/10

November 6, 2013
David Noh
Film Journal International

Another entry in the "Why Should We Care?" department, The Secret Lives of Dorks feels like something we have all been through too many times before.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

October 14, 2013
Noel Murray
The Dissolve

It has a good heart and a good cast...But the movie is strenuously, exhaustingly unfunny, in a way that makes its phoniness harder to bear.

Full Review Source: The Dissolve | Original Score: 2/5

September 30, 2013
S. Jhoanna Robledo
Common Sense Media

Tedious teen comedy hits every high school clique cliche.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 2/5

September 29, 2013
Neil Genzlinger
New York Times
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There's no way to prepare yourself for how awful "The Secret Lives of Dorks" is.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 0/5

September 26, 2013
Annlee Ellingson
Los Angeles Times
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Johnny Severin and Nicholas David Brandt's ... clever and original script takes an unexpected turn at nearly every intersection, resulting in a funny and big-hearted coming-of-age romance.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 3.5/5

September 26, 2013
Mike D'Angelo
AV Club
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Replete with deadly fart jokes, projectile-vomit jokes, accidental-boob-grab jokes, and various other sources of alleged humor that real-life outcasts wouldn't voluntarily go anywhere near.

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: C-

September 26, 2013
Chris Packham
Village Voice
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The Jim Belushi of high-school romantic comedies: indifferent, kind of exhausted.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

September 24, 2013
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