The Theatre Bizarre (2012)
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Down a seedy city street, a young woman is obsessed with what appears to be a long abandoned theatre. One night, she sees the front door slightly ajar and impulsively decides to sneak inside. But there in the vast, eerie auditorium, a show unlike any other unfolds before her eyes. Its host is an odd marionette-like man who will introduce her to six tales of the truly bizarre: A couple traveling in a remote part of the French Pyrenees crosses paths with a lustful witch; A paranoid lover faces the
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Cast
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Udo Kier
Peg Poett (Theatre Gui... -
Virginia Newcomb
Enola Penny (Theatre G... -
Amanda Marquardt
Squalid Woman (Theatre... -
Ameila Gotham
Gypsy (Theatre Guignol... -
Jeremy Gladen
Naked Man (Theatre Gui... -
Liberty Larsen
Little Girl (Theatre Gu... -
Brett Laudermilk
Naked Man (Theatre Gui... -
Christopher Sachs
Groom (Theatre Guignol... -
Nicole Fabbri
Bride (Theatre Guignol... -
Catriona MacColl
Mère Antoinette (The M... -
Shane Woodward
Martin (The Mother of ... -
Victoria Maurette
Karina (The Mother of ... -
Lisa Crawford
The Naked Witch (The M... -
Amélie Salomon
The Monster (The Mother... -
André Hennicke
Axel (I Love You) -
Susan Anbeh
Mo (I Love You) -
Harvey Friedman
George (I Love You) -
Cynthia Barcomi
Mo's Sister (I Love You... -
Christian Maria Goebel
Mo's Brother-in-law (I... -
Debbie Rochon
Carla (Wet Dreams) -
Tom Savini
Dr. Maurey (Wet Dreams... -
James Gill
Donnie (Wet Dreams) -
Jodii Christianson
Maxine (Wet Dreams) -
Halfbreed Billy Gram
Dungeon Master (Wet Dr... -
Lena Kleine
Mother (The Accident) -
Melodie Simmard
Daughter (The Accident... -
Jean-Paul Rivière
Motorcycle Father (The... -
Bruno Décary
Motorcyle Son (The Acci... -
Kaniehtiio Horn
The Writer (Vision Sta... -
Cynthia Wu-Maheux
Junkie Girl (Vision St... -
Imogen Haworth
Pregnant Woman (Vision... -
Rachelle Glait
Older Homeless Woman (V... -
Alex Ivanovici
Junkie Man (Vision Stai... -
Lindsay Goranson
Estelle (Sweets) -
Guilford Adams
Greg (Sweets) -
Lynn Lowry
Mikela (Sweets) -
Jessica Remmers
Antonia (Sweets) -
Elissa Dowling
Subs (Sweets) -
Erin Marie Hogan
Test Tube Baby (Sweets) -
Jeff Dylan Graham
Buzz (Sweets) -
Dave Grave
Old Punk (Sweets) -
Gregg Shore
Guitarist (Sweets) -
Erica Rhodes
Cellist (Sweets) -
Tree Carr
Kissing Couple (Sweets... -
Adam Carr
Kissing Couple (Sweets) -
Jeffrey Block
Chef (Sweets) -
Damon Packard
Sous-Chef (Sweets) -
Bobby Hacker
Restaurant Patron (Swee... -
Adam Keese
Restaurant Patron (Swe... -
Andrew Schwartz
Restaurant Patron (Swee... -
Jill Snyder
Restaurant Patron (Swe... -
Whitney Moore
Restaurant Patron (Swee... -
Lorry O'Toole
Server (Sweets) -
Julietta Randall
Server (Sweets) -
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These elements may be shocking and even bizarre. But, like a lot of midnight-movie provocations, they soon turn predictable.
An impressively good hit-to-miss ratio ... Entirely worth a horror fan's time, but is probably too erratic and violent a film for the casual enthusiast.
The Theatre Bizarre is a delicious horror buffet with some gore-geous treats and gruesome confections.
As with most anthology efforts, only a few of the segments truly shine, yet the production as a whole carries itself confidently and shares a few scattered pleasures.
Absent anything scary or even shocking, the only question is why Enola sticks around for all six shorts. Or why the filmmakers think we would.
A macabre horror anthology that suffers from a couple weak entries weighing it down, but still compares relatively favorably to the qualitative mean established by Anchor Bay's 'Masters of Horror' series a few years back.
Several of the segments make up for their lack of polish with a clear relish for their genre.
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