The Three Musketeers Reviews

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Kristal Cooper
We Got This Covered
September 22, 2012
The film may have its fun moments but this adaptation does nothing more than make these Three Musketeers look like a bunch of Stooges.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Jeff Beck
Examiner.com
September 19, 2012
While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Jenny Casablancas
FILMINK (Australia)
October 20, 2011
Special effects and 3-D fail to add anything new to this radical, and unsuccessful shake-up of the classic story.
Matt Patches
Hollywood.com
October 21, 2011
Director Paul W.S. Anderson orchestrates his Musketeers with the rhyme and reason of a confetti popper.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Sarah Ward
Trespass
October 20, 2011
Think the attitude of Pirates of the Caribbean franchise combined with the energy of Anderson's Resident Evil series -- with careless comedy and pantomime pageantry thrown in.
Neil Pond
American Profile
November 3, 2011
The actors should have remained dry-docked instead of shipping out on this big, bloated Three Muske-mess.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Ed Whitfield
The Ooh Tray
October 15, 2011
It wouldn't be the end of the world if these sword-fighting ciphers returned. It would just feel like it.
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Keith Staskiewicz
Entertainment Weekly
October 29, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: C
Emma Dibdin
Little White Lies
October 13, 2011
Too many characters, too many plotlines, too little wit. Anderson throws everything at the wall, but ultimately none of it sticks.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
David Sexton
This is London
October 14, 2011
A pretty straightforward attempt to pick up any slack left by the tiring Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. That's to say, it's preposterous panto for the kiddies.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Roger Moore
Tribune News Service
December 30, 2012
A befouling of Dumas.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Alonso Duralde
TheWrap
October 21, 2011
Jovovich tries hard to be terribly, terribly wicked, but her performance finds a hitherto unknown middle ground between Divine in Pink Flamingos and Halle Berry in Catwoman that's just embarrassing.
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Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
October 20, 2011
Seriously: What the hell?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Donald Munro
Eye for Film
October 7, 2011
It has more to do with trying to remake Pirates Of The Caribbean in France than with filming Dumas' novel.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Anders Wotzke
Moviedex
October 26, 2011
Alexandre Dumas isn't merely turning in his grave, he's half way through re-enacting 'Thriller'.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/5
Scott Weinberg
TwitchFilm
October 21, 2011
An editorial mess, an atonal wreck, and a huge waste of cash from inception to release.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Alison Willmore
Movieline
October 21, 2011
Unfortunately, it's Logan Lerman's D'Artagnan and Milla Jovovich's Milady de Winter who get the largest portions of screen time, and both are like nails on a chalkboard.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/10
Ben Rawson-Jones
Digital Spy
October 13, 2011
To be consistent with his previous efforts, Anderson deploys a relentless stream of fight sequences that revert to nauseating and outmoded slow-mo during moments of supposedly heightened tension.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Robbie Collin
Daily Telegraph
October 13, 2011
It's a lot more fun than the most recent hatchet-faced entry in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, but it's also exasperatingly slapdash.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Katey Rich
CinemaBlend.com
October 21, 2011
Completely impossible to understand, a dumb movie that makes you feel dumb.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5

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November 1, 2011

Screen International
November 3, 2011
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch
November 19, 2011
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