Diego Tutweiller

15: Gay vampires make nothing better.

Apr 26 - 06:03 PM

Michelle Rivera

haters haters haters that's the top 3

Apr 10 - 12:01 AM

sam varma

nothing

Mar 21 - 07:45 AM

Pat Hipsterkiller

We learned that tweens will buy barf because of marketing and it's getting worse and worse and worse

Mar 14 - 11:43 PM

Sean Moore

Does anyone remember the truth NO ONe wants too date/talk/spend time with a teenage female they are completely useless except for sex or for considering their sexual tendencies...in reality they are morose, self-absorbed, dim, completely unable to know themselves(the hot ones think their ugly, the ugly one's are convinced their hotter than Hades) the fat ones wear spandex without any sarcasm intended...If I was a Vampire(hasn't that literary trend run it's course)? and was going to live forever or (as in the movie been alive and teenaged for hundreds of years) I would think I was in hell having to spend my time with Kristen Stewart(or her teenage character) Vampires lead characters=teenage girl love feature=english AC/DC lead actor=teenage female demographic=TROUBLE/BAD convergence of massive non-stop media coverage...Authors who write this scrimshaw should be forced to consume it...

Feb 24 - 10:53 PM

Liam Murray

I know you said box office performance is not equivalent to equality, but I'm still infuriated that this shit outgrossed The Amazing Spider-Man.

Feb 2 - 10:57 PM

Lucas Brodsky

I'm 50/50 on the Twilight films, But I love to make fun of them either way ( Is that wrong?)! O and number 11. The story could go so much farther if they just added some more emphasis to the Volturi thing and the "vampire" power struggle, Because that stuff is super interesting!

Jan 9 - 06:14 PM

Tom Smith

233. Don't move to the town Forks if you are a teenage girl, or you will be swept into a fantasy world that involves vampires that don't even resemble or act like vampires at all.

Dec 19 - 01:45 AM

Tom Smith

1123. Take your shirt off constantly for no reason, but not your pants, to prepare your transformation into a giant wolf, that doesn't resemble a werewolf at all.

Dec 19 - 01:43 AM

Diego Tutweiller

14. Never underestimate the stupidity of the American People.

Dec 9 - 10:19 AM

Kota Forde

13. Suicide is NOT a legitimate reaction to being dumped.

Nov 24 - 01:16 AM

Steve Saprii

11. Jennifer Love Hewitt is crazy. 12. Stupidity is more common than I initially thought it was.

Nov 21 - 05:20 PM

Blockbuster Diva

I think you really put a lot of thought into this. But seriously, there is something wrong with your brain if that's what you got out of it.

Nov 17 - 04:24 AM

Aria Clements

We learn that stalking, controlling a woman, and constantly telling her how she's so breakable, are signs of "true luv."

Nov 16 - 03:14 PM

Nick Korkos

the twilight movie series i saw all the movies in theaters and everytime i went to the movie theater to see these movies i fell asleep everytime and i never got to see the endings of any of the movies due to the movies being boring and dull and having nothing exciting in them

Nov 16 - 12:25 PM

Ramzi Kibbi

so true

Nov 16 - 11:06 AM

Bradly Martin

In response to your list
#1 agreed
#2 Thats just generalizing. How do you explain all the Twilight Copies failing?
#3 is a bit soon. As predicted the film before it's official world wide release is Rotten while Skyfall is one of the top films this year.
#4 was learned from Michael Bay films long before Twilight.
#5 I'm not sure what you mean by this one?
#6 Iunno, I liked The Rock
#7 So, Skyfall was the best Bond release in ages. It's a huge success!
#8 That actually is kind of sad.
#9 It shows
#10 Now I will generalize, Why you hate Mormons Bro!?

I'll add one.

People like there fantasy and reality separate. A woman in reality will not tolerate an evening of starring at her for 2 hours. That gets BORING! IN fantasy thought its the ultimate date.

Seeing the future can be done by absolutely anyone with common sense. Seriously, Alice power of Common sense portrayed as "Seeing the Future" has never made sense to me.

Chris Hanson cant be every where at once. ALWAYS report Pedophiles to the proper Authorities.

Nov 15 - 05:51 PM

Patrick Harnois

I hate the idea of an "Evil Dead" remake. I can't believe it's actually happening.

Nov 15 - 05:49 PM

Adan Arguelles

that you can tell a movie sucks without watching it

Nov 15 - 04:56 PM

Camila Márquez

No matter how bad is your acting, you can always rely on: CGI, taking off your shirt, or look like you smell your armpit after a week without bathing, being pale.

Nov 15 - 03:22 PM

Marcus Dunn

Let's do a list like this for Resident Evil, Transporter and Transformer franchises.

Nov 15 - 03:13 PM

Thaddeus Venture

hahaha good stuff.

Nov 15 - 02:47 PM