1. Necrophilia and bestiality do not a good love triangle make.
2. Teenage girls and their adult counterparts will buy anything.
3. Some film critics still have no taste in movies. Ranking "Breaking Dawn: Part 2" over "Skyfall"? Really?
4. Box office performance is not equivalent to quality.
5. The fetus is incompatible.
6. Michael Bay and Stephenie Meyer shall forever live in infamy.
7. The apocalypse is coming: this movie is easily going to push "Skyfall" down from the #1 spot this weekend.
8. A movie starring K-Stew, R-Patz, and Taylor Lautner making more than one directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Daniel Day-Lewis? Yep, this is so sad.
9. I hate people.
10. I hate couples, especially those who have children right when they get married.
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