The Watch Quotes

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• 1. Jamarcus: In a few hours, a transmitter will become operational. When it signals, our armada will commence a global invasion starting here in Glenview, which is clearly not ideal for you.
  2. Bob: What?
  3. Franklin: Why?
  4. Jamarcus: We're aliens, that's what we do.
  – Submitted by Hugo A (6 months ago)
• 1. Franklin: Look there's that kid from Costco with the big fat dick. Walking around with his massive cock like he owns the joint. That shits just banging against his knee caps. $20 that guys dick dips in the toilet as he's taking a shit.
  – Submitted by Rory R (6 months ago)
• 1. Franklin: I have one important question that I need you to answer for me right now, are you with us?
  2. Sergeant Bressman: Are you a cup?
  3. Franklin: No, you rejected me because I was too awesome for you.
  – Submitted by Sahily C (7 months ago)
• 1. Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.
  2. Retiree #1: Fuck you curly.
  – Submitted by Paddy R (7 months ago)
• 1. Jamarcus: Bob, this is the shits.
  2. Jason: It's just shit.
  3. Jamarcus: This, is just shit.
  – Submitted by Tom G (8 months ago)
• 1. Bob: Who is this boy toy named Jason? What's his toy story?
  – Submitted by Ikayo G (8 months ago)
• 1. Bob: This is inspiring for The Watch, we have a tiger, and flames, and wings, all in the same logo! It's like the chinese symbol for shut the fuck up and dance!
  – Submitted by Directors C (8 months ago)
• 1. Antonio Guzman: Costco security motherfucker.
  – Submitted by joseph j (8 months ago)
• 1. Bob: I don't understand, it's 2012 cant you just get a ball transplant?
  – Submitted by Zachary C (8 months ago)
• 1. Evan: Your glutes are tighter than a snare drum.
  – Submitted by Alec R (9 months ago)
• 1. Bob: A bunch of aliens have set up tents in your store. What are you gonna do about it?
  2. Evan: ....Costco is for members only.
  – Submitted by Knowah S (9 months ago)
• 1. Manfred: Shut your cocksucker!
  – Submitted by Zak W (9 months ago)
• 1. Franklin: There is an orgy going on locally?
  – Submitted by Lucas C (9 months ago)
• 1. Franklin: I don't touch your butterflies!
  – Submitted by Jennifer H (9 months ago)
• 1. Bob: That's terrible for the cow, but this thing's fuckin' awesome!
  – Submitted by Megan S (9 months ago)
• 1. Franklin: Look at his face!
  2. Evan: Look at my face.
  3. Franklin: Look at his face and listen to me.
  4. Evan: Look at him and listen to me.
  5. Franklin: Look at me.
  6. Evan: Look at me.
  7. Franklin: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face!
  – Submitted by Michael H (9 months ago)
• 1. Evan: I see you.
  2. Evan: Mother....
  3. Hero Alien: [hit's Evan]
  – Submitted by Robby W (9 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Bressman: Stay with me!
  2. Bob: His heart's out of his body fella, I don't think he's gonna make it.
  – Submitted by Austin G (9 months ago)
• 1. Evan: [looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before.
  2. Franklin: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award.
  – Submitted by Johnathan K (10 months ago)
• 1. Franklin: Listen to my words, and hear his face.
  – Submitted by Chris P (10 months ago)
• 1. Franklin: Damn it Mom, stay OUT OF My ROOM!
  – Submitted by Chris P (10 months ago)