The Watch Quotes

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  • Antonio Guzman:
    I have a gun, which nobody taught me to use so be even more scared.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (22 months ago)

  • Jamarcus:
    Nice to meet you.
    Retiree #1:
    Fuck you Curly.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (22 months ago)

  • Jamarcus:
    In a few hours, a transmitter will become operational. When it signals, our armada will commence a global invasion starting here in Glenview, which is clearly not ideal for you.
    Bob:
    What?
    Franklin:
    Why?
    Jamarcus:
    We're aliens, that's what we do.
    ‐ Submitted by Hugo A (2 years ago)

  • Franklin:
    Look there's that kid from Costco with the big fat dick. Walking around with his massive cock like he owns the joint. That shits just banging against his knee caps. $20 that guys dick dips in the toilet as he's taking a shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (2 years ago)

  • Franklin:
    I have one important question that I need you to answer for me right now, are you with us?
    Sergeant Bressman:
    Are you a cup?
    Franklin:
    No, you rejected me because I was too awesome for you.
    ‐ Submitted by Sahily C (2 years ago)

  • Jamarcus:
    Nice to meet you.
    Retiree #1:
    Fuck you curly.
    ‐ Submitted by Paddy R (2 years ago)

  • Jamarcus:
    Bob, this is the shits.
    Jason:
    It's just shit.
    Jamarcus:
    This, is just shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom G (2 years ago)

  • Bob:
    Who is this boy toy named Jason? What's his toy story?
    ‐ Submitted by Ikayo G (2 years ago)

  • Bob:
    This is inspiring for The Watch, we have a tiger, and flames, and wings, all in the same logo! It's like the chinese symbol for shut the fuck up and dance!
    ‐ Submitted by Directors C (2 years ago)

  • Antonio Guzman:
    Costco security motherfucker.
    ‐ Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)

  • Bob:
    I don't understand, it's 2012 cant you just get a ball transplant?
    ‐ Submitted by Zachary C (2 years ago)

  • Evan:
    Your glutes are tighter than a snare drum.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec R (2 years ago)

  • Bob:
    A bunch of aliens have set up tents in your store. What are you gonna do about it?
    Evan:
    ....Costco is for members only.
    ‐ Submitted by Knowah S (2 years ago)

  • Manfred:
    Shut your cocksucker!
    ‐ Submitted by Zak W (2 years ago)

  • Franklin:
    There is an orgy going on locally?
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas C (2 years ago)

  • Franklin:
    I don't touch your butterflies!
    ‐ Submitted by Jennifer H (2 years ago)

  • Bob:
    That's terrible for the cow, but this thing's fuckin' awesome!
    ‐ Submitted by Megan S (2 years ago)

  • Franklin:
    Look at his face!
    Evan:
    Look at my face.
    Franklin:
    Look at his face and listen to me.
    Evan:
    Look at him and listen to me.
    Franklin:
    Look at me.
    Evan:
    Look at me.
    Franklin:
    Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael H (2 years ago)

  • Evan:
    I see you.
    Evan:
    Mother....
    Hero Alien:
    [hit's Evan]
    ‐ Submitted by Robby W (2 years ago)

  • Sergeant Bressman:
    Stay with me!
    Bob:
    His heart's out of his body fella, I don't think he's gonna make it.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)

  • Evan:
    [looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before.
    Franklin:
    Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award.
    ‐ Submitted by Johnathan K (2 years ago)

  • Franklin:
    Listen to my words, and hear his face.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • Franklin:
    Damn it Mom, stay OUT OF My ROOM!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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