The Watch Quotes

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    1. Antonio Guzman: I have a gun, which nobody taught me to use so be even more scared.
    – Submitted by Adam P (8 months ago)
    1. Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.
    2. Retiree #1: Fuck you Curly.
    – Submitted by Adam P (8 months ago)
    1. Jamarcus: In a few hours, a transmitter will become operational. When it signals, our armada will commence a global invasion starting here in Glenview, which is clearly not ideal for you.
    2. Bob: What?
    3. Franklin: Why?
    4. Jamarcus: We're aliens, that's what we do.
    – Submitted by Hugo A (17 months ago)
    1. Franklin: Look there's that kid from Costco with the big fat dick. Walking around with his massive cock like he owns the joint. That shits just banging against his knee caps. $20 that guys dick dips in the toilet as he's taking a shit.
    – Submitted by Rory R (17 months ago)
    1. Franklin: I have one important question that I need you to answer for me right now, are you with us?
    2. Sergeant Bressman: Are you a cup?
    3. Franklin: No, you rejected me because I was too awesome for you.
    – Submitted by Sahily C (18 months ago)
    1. Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.
    2. Retiree #1: Fuck you curly.
    – Submitted by Paddy R (18 months ago)
    1. Jamarcus: Bob, this is the shits.
    2. Jason: It's just shit.
    3. Jamarcus: This, is just shit.
    – Submitted by Tom G (19 months ago)
    1. Bob: Who is this boy toy named Jason? What's his toy story?
    – Submitted by Ikayo G (20 months ago)
    1. Bob: This is inspiring for The Watch, we have a tiger, and flames, and wings, all in the same logo! It's like the chinese symbol for shut the fuck up and dance!
    – Submitted by Directors C (20 months ago)
    1. Antonio Guzman: Costco security motherfucker.
    – Submitted by joseph j (20 months ago)
    1. Bob: I don't understand, it's 2012 cant you just get a ball transplant?
    – Submitted by Zachary C (20 months ago)
    1. Evan: Your glutes are tighter than a snare drum.
    – Submitted by Alec R (20 months ago)
    1. Bob: A bunch of aliens have set up tents in your store. What are you gonna do about it?
    2. Evan: ....Costco is for members only.
    – Submitted by Knowah S (20 months ago)
    1. Manfred: Shut your cocksucker!
    – Submitted by Zak W (21 months ago)
    1. Franklin: There is an orgy going on locally?
    – Submitted by Lucas C (21 months ago)
    1. Franklin: I don't touch your butterflies!
    – Submitted by Jennifer H (21 months ago)
    1. Bob: That's terrible for the cow, but this thing's fuckin' awesome!
    – Submitted by Megan S (21 months ago)
    1. Franklin: Look at his face!
    2. Evan: Look at my face.
    3. Franklin: Look at his face and listen to me.
    4. Evan: Look at him and listen to me.
    5. Franklin: Look at me.
    6. Evan: Look at me.
    7. Franklin: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face!
    – Submitted by Michael H (21 months ago)
    1. Evan: I see you.
    2. Evan: Mother....
    3. Hero Alien: [hit's Evan]
    – Submitted by Robby W (21 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Bressman: Stay with me!
    2. Bob: His heart's out of his body fella, I don't think he's gonna make it.
    – Submitted by Austin G (21 months ago)
    1. Evan: [looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before.
    2. Franklin: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award.
    – Submitted by Johnathan K (21 months ago)
    1. Franklin: Listen to my words, and hear his face.
    – Submitted by Chris P (21 months ago)
    1. Franklin: Damn it Mom, stay OUT OF My ROOM!
    – Submitted by Chris P (21 months ago)

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