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The Watch Reviews

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Al Alexander
The Patriot Ledger

Rote, crass and worst of all, totally laugh-free, it inspires you to exact your own brand of vigilante justice.

Full Review Source: The Patriot Ledger | Original Score: D-

May 26, 2013
Tom Glasson
Concrete Playground

Light entertainment at its lightest, The Watch does at least elicit some laughs.

Full Review Source: Concrete Playground | Original Score: 2/5

March 4, 2013
Andy Lea
Daily Star

For a flabby 101-minute movie, the gag hit rate is alarmingly low.

Full Review Source: Daily Star | Original Score: 2/5

October 30, 2012
Ben Kendrick

The Watch is a lazy production at nearly every level. Expect these aliens to have better luck in a couple years - when they invade basic cable.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 2/5

September 27, 2012
Adam Ross
The Aristocrat

The only arcs these characters encounter are in their pants.

Full Review Source: The Aristocrat | Original Score: 2/5

October 19, 2012
Jonathan Lack
We Got This Covered

The Watch is an utterly soulless, lazy, painfully dull affair. It is not a film. It is a product, and an awful one. This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 0/10

September 14, 2012
Michael Sauter
Film Journal International

A talented cast shines brightly, but can't carry the weight of this under-inspired sci-fi frolic.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

November 16, 2012
James Lachno
Daily Telegraph

All the bromancing back-slapping can't hide the quartet's crippling lack of screen chemistry, while frights, and laughs, are non-existent.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
Chris Sawin

"The Watch" is so focused on making vulgar comments and developing in-depth vulgar conversations and situations that nothing else really feels like it was developed properly; the entire experience is equivalent to excruciating torture.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 3/10

July 27, 2012
Kristian Harloff
Schmoes Know

The first half of this movie might make you laugh but it's very sloppy. I saw this a few months ago when it was a much better film called Attack the Block.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 2.5/5

August 2, 2012
Donald Clarke
Irish Times

There's nothing particularly offensive about the piece. But its intergalactic badness does take the breath away.

Full Review Source: Irish Times | Original Score: 1/5

August 24, 2012
Guy Lodge
Time Out
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A film packaged as pure product, aiming to snare the combined markets for loudmouth comics, sci-fi action and, er, Richard Ayoade - who, however seemingly misplaced, is the freshest thing here.

Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 2/5

August 21, 2012
Neil Pond
American Profile

It's amazing how much thought, effort and creative energy "The Watch" works into its script about human---and space-alien---crotches.

Full Review Source: American Profile | Original Score: 1.5/5

August 9, 2012
Grae Drake

Cover Your Eyes

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1.5/5

August 7, 2012

Off-the-production-line comedy, marketed as a sci-fi fan-boy's lighter bit of fluffy entertainment. And the aliens - seen them, zapped them all before.

Full Review Source: HeyUGuys | Original Score: 1/5

September 9, 2012
Teddy Durgin
Screen It!

You can see what all concerned were going for here, and you can lament where they came up short (Full Content Review for Parents also available)

Full Review Source: Screen It!

July 27, 2012
Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly

Piles on the shrill vulgarity but sticks with its toothless emotional lessons, leaving it with the worst of both worlds.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly | Original Score: 2/5

July 26, 2012
Martin Roberts
Fan The Fire

If the scenes between the four leads had been stronger, it might have been easier to overlook the film's structural and tonal weaknesses, but as it happens they only rescue it in dribs and drabs.

Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Original Score: 2/5

September 30, 2012
Corey Hall
Metro Times (Detroit, MI)

The fusion of high concept and lowbrow humor is initially amusing, but becomes unwieldy as the movie shifts into action mode and the explosions threaten to overwhelm the laugh lines.

Full Review Source: Metro Times (Detroit, MI) | Original Score: C

August 6, 2012
Ed Gibbs
The Sunday Age

This little-green-men mash-up shows that in space, no one can hear you laugh.

Full Review Source: The Sunday Age | Original Score: 2/5

September 9, 2012
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