The Watch Reviews
December 13, 2014
The Watch undoubtedly has potential, particularly with its talented cast, but is unfortunately drowned in worn out jokes and a poorly thought out script.
November 29, 2014
Richard Ayoade is an international treasure. His appearance alone should have made this movie $100 million.
If you're looking for some kitschy entertaining entertainment, look no further my good man and/or woman and/or hermie -short for hermaphrodite- and/or whatever other gender-thing the kids are into these days. The movie is silly, so watch it. Watch it now. Stop not watching it.
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November 21, 2014
Jonah Hill is the best thing about this immature, crude, unfunny comedy. The Watch relies on awful dialogue, uneven pacing and stale jokes that will only seem funny to hardcore Stiller fans. Then there's Vaughn, the guy still talks and talks, while the other guy Richard Ayoade says and does nothing of interest. The Watch is one of the worst films of 2012.
July 27, 2012
The Watch falls short in combing science fiction and comedy, creating a catastrophic mess of thoughtless humor.
October 18, 2014
Sporadicly funny, brutal , and too Violent the Watch's talented cast is let down by its subject matter and it's reliance on crude humor
October 2, 2014
The Watch is not a particularly great movie. Not even in the slightest. However, after hearing a ton of bad things about this film, I was rather surprised about how awful it wasn't. The script offers very few laughs, the science fiction element and the plot were extremely stupid, and while it did not bother me, the product placement is rather obvious. That being said, I did not hate watching this. The cast was pretty cool, I thought the main actors did the best they could with what they had available, and while it is extremely stupid, it didn't feel excessively stupid. There is nothing great, or even remotely good about The Watch, but it is alot more watchable than many other "comedies" around today.
November 4, 2012
This is really one of the wort films from 2012.
August 27, 2014
Juvenile to be sure, but the charisma of the cast and some decent gag and action beats do help save ´The Watch´from its own stupidity. Of course, one still can´t ignore the plethora of dumb characters and contrived plot points.
August 25, 2014
Really bad movie from beginning to end. I can't believe Costco paid for placement.
August 13, 2014
Un cast molto ricco per questa commedia!
Oltre al cast però non troviamo nulla di eccezionale in questo film, una commedia pre-impostata dove tutti (dagli attori, al regista fino allo sceneggiatore) viaggiano con il pilota automatico.
Alla fine però non è neppure così malvagia come commedia sciocca.
August 20, 2013
The funny antics and outlandish plot make the Watch uneven, but also unique. The Watch is a good comedy with some laughable scenes.
August 11, 2014
When I saw Richard Ayoade in the trailer, I thought it would be great. Guess what.. it's not.
April 29, 2014
Gross, unfunny, idiotic. There's really nothing else to say.
July 28, 2014
Comedy isn't The Watch's strongest point, but it is very enjoyable and didn't quite deserve the hate that it got.
June 24, 2014
I just plain didn't like it. It was funny on paper but it had too desperate of a feel to it, like it was bumbling around, wasting time, being happy and drunk. It's very ugly to watch for a serious person, but for a smug party animal and hippie, I guess it's a little more tolerable. I just found it shocking. And not in a good way. I'm just not a fan of the ultra lazy, smug and smart type of person that thinks that doing things that are really easy is the way to go and is always happy. It's offensive to people who actually struggle with anxiety to see these drunk crackheads make a joke out of everything by taking shortcuts and putting no effort in whatsoever while other people struggle to make a living, to get enough to eat.
July 16, 2014
Bad - or even awful - don't even begin to describe this painfully lame movie. Funny guys doing a lot of nothing with nothing material.
July 8, 2014
Reading these reviews, I would not watch this movie - however the reality is that it is actually quite fun and achieves what is sets out to do. It is lazy, low-ball, vulgar humour and sometimes that is required. Definitely worth the watch.
July 1, 2012
You know this actually looks kinda funny
July 23, 2012
A waste of talented actors and even more talented writers. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg as well as the rest of the cast onscreen tried to create some sort of raunchy, hard-R send up to Ghostbusters. But they tripped on their own feet while doing it. This movie is all over the place, and not in a good way.
July 1, 2014
The Watch has its funny moments but is lazy and apathetic with its delivery. Feeling like it was put together in one afternoon, it has its spurts of comedic glamor, but is overridden by a plague of uncaring moments that don't contribute anything to the plot. It is barely worth the watch and has little to be proud of.