Opening

20% The Identical Sep 05
20% The Longest Week Sep 05
71% Thunder and the House of Magic Sep 05
72% God Help the Girl Sep 05
—— The Remaining Sep 05

Top Box Office

92% Guardians of the Galaxy $17.1M
20% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $11.9M
39% If I Stay $9.3M
31% As Above/So Below $8.6M
21% Let's Be Cops $8.3M
37% The November Man $7.9M
17% When The Game Stands Tall $6.0M
32% The Giver $5.3M
65% The Hundred-Foot Journey $4.8M
34% The Expendables 3 $3.6M

Coming Soon

—— No Good Deed Sep 12
—— Dolphin Tale 2 Sep 12
—— Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt? Sep 12
100% The Skeleton Twins Sep 12
100% The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby Sep 12

New Episodes Tonight

88% Finding Carter: Season 1
43% Houdini: Season 1
67% Matador: Season 1
—— Rizzoli & Isles: Season 5
—— Royal Pains: Season 6
—— Sullivan & Son: Season 3

Discuss Last Night's Shows

—— Anger Management: Season 2
71% Dallas: Season 3
—— Mistresses: Season 2
25% Partners: Season 1
67% Teen Wolf: Season 4
62% Under the Dome: Season 2

Certified Fresh TV

86% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
91% Doctor Who: Season 8
83% Extant: Season 1
89% The Honorable Woman: Season 1
87% The Knick: Season 1
89% Manhattan: Season 1
97% Masters of Sex: Season 2
89% Outlander: Season 1
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
87% The Strain: Season 1
82% Welcome to Sweden: Season 1
77% You're the Worst: Season 1

The Watch Reviews

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August 27, 2014
Juvenile to be sure, but the charisma of the cast and some decent gag and action beats do help save ´The Watch´from its own stupidity. Of course, one still can´t ignore the plethora of dumb characters and contrived plot points.
August 25, 2014
Really bad movie from beginning to end. I can't believe Costco paid for placement.
August 13, 2014
Un cast molto ricco per questa commedia!
Oltre al cast però non troviamo nulla di eccezionale in questo film, una commedia pre-impostata dove tutti (dagli attori, al regista fino allo sceneggiatore) viaggiano con il pilota automatico.
Alla fine però non è neppure così malvagia come commedia sciocca.
August 20, 2013
The funny antics and outlandish plot make the Watch uneven, but also unique. The Watch is a good comedy with some laughable scenes.
August 11, 2014
When I saw Richard Ayoade in the trailer, I thought it would be great. Guess what.. it's not.
April 29, 2014
Gross, unfunny, idiotic. There's really nothing else to say.
July 28, 2014
Comedy isn't The Watch's strongest point, but it is very enjoyable and didn't quite deserve the hate that it got.

7.5/10
June 24, 2014
I just plain didn't like it. It was funny on paper but it had too desperate of a feel to it, like it was bumbling around, wasting time, being happy and drunk. It's very ugly to watch for a serious person, but for a smug party animal and hippie, I guess it's a little more tolerable. I just found it shocking. And not in a good way. I'm just not a fan of the ultra lazy, smug and smart type of person that thinks that doing things that are really easy is the way to go and is always happy. It's offensive to people who actually struggle with anxiety to see these drunk crackheads make a joke out of everything by taking shortcuts and putting no effort in whatsoever while other people struggle to make a living, to get enough to eat.
July 16, 2014
Bad - or even awful - don't even begin to describe this painfully lame movie. Funny guys doing a lot of nothing with nothing material.
July 8, 2014
Reading these reviews, I would not watch this movie - however the reality is that it is actually quite fun and achieves what is sets out to do. It is lazy, low-ball, vulgar humour and sometimes that is required. Definitely worth the watch.
July 1, 2012
You know this actually looks kinda funny
July 23, 2012
A waste of talented actors and even more talented writers. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg as well as the rest of the cast onscreen tried to create some sort of raunchy, hard-R send up to Ghostbusters. But they tripped on their own feet while doing it. This movie is all over the place, and not in a good way.
July 1, 2014
The Watch has its funny moments but is lazy and apathetic with its delivery. Feeling like it was put together in one afternoon, it has its spurts of comedic glamor, but is overridden by a plague of uncaring moments that don't contribute anything to the plot. It is barely worth the watch and has little to be proud of.
Eric B.
August 10, 2012
Absolutely hilarious and obviously had a great cast to go along with this movie. This movie has great taste in music and the humor was off the charts.
Drew B.
June 14, 2014
Funny, entertaining, and full of a knockout cast, The Watch is a great comedy, that uses disgusting gross-out gags to achieve laughs. And it definitely does!
June 7, 2014
If you want to make a comedy, keep it a comedy, don't mix it with violent bloody
scenes that will make all the laughs go puff.
Josh C.
June 3, 2014
The narrative was fairly boring, with a few fractured side stories to try and add interest. There are some laughs here, most of them packaged into messy improvised conversations. Largely, characters and humour feel like yesterdays low-brow laughs, all bar Richard Ayoade's positively out-of-place persona as the awkward nerdy type.
Thomas J

Super Reviewer

June 3, 2014
It had its moments... but they were too few!
June 2, 2014
After a friend of his is murdered in a small town, Evan (Ben Stiller) decides to form a neighborhood watch in an attempt to find his friend's killer. It turns out he has to deal with more than he bargained for when it becomes apparent that aliens are involved, with his Cosco store as his main base. The Watch is a forgettable action comedy and you expected more with the comedic talent in the film. Jonah Hill is the highlight, but this film is an easy miss.
May 30, 2014
Really underrated. "Beer!"
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