The Wizard of Oz Quotes

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• 1. Munchkin Coroner: As coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead!
  – Submitted by Nicole F (15 days ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: You billowing bale of bovine fodder!
  – Submitted by Nicole F (15 days ago)
• 1. The Cowardly Lion: What makes a King out of a slave? Courage!
  – Submitted by Stefan G (42 days ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: Cantankerous.
  – Submitted by Jim D (3 months ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
  – Submitted by Dutch E (6 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.
  – Submitted by Dutch E (6 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.
  – Submitted by Dutch E (6 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
  – Submitted by Dutch E (6 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: How do you talk if you don't have a brain?
  2. The Scarecrow: Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Please sir, we've done what you told us. We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!
  2. The Wizard of Oz: Oh, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful!
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: I think I'll miss you most of all.
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had. And it's funny, but I feel as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I?
  2. The Scarecrow: I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you?
  3. The Tin Woodsman: And I was standing over there, rusting for the longest time.
  4. Dorothy Gale: Still, I wish I could remember, but I guess it doesn't matter anyway. We know each other now, don't we?
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: What would you do with a brain if you had one?
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Oh, Thank you so much! We've been gone such a long time and we feel so messy. What kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before!
  2. The Wizard of Oz: And never will again, I fancy. There's only one of him and he's it. He's the Horse of a Different Color, you've heard tell about.
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and oh Auntie Em, there's no place like home!
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: My! People come and go so quickly here!
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. We must be over the rainbow! Now I know we're not in Kansas!
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Did you say something?
  2. Dorothy Gale: He said oil can!
  3. The Scarecrow: Oil can what?
  4. Dorothy Gale: Oil can.
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward!
  2. The Cowardly Lion: You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself.
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Weren't you frightened?
  2. The Wizard of Oz: Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Now which way do we go?
  2. The Scarecrow: Pardon me, this way is a very nice way.
  3. Dorothy Gale: Who said that? Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
  4. The Scarecrow: It's pleasant down that way, too.
  5. Dorothy Gale: That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
  6. The Scarecrow: Of course, some people do go both ways.
  – Submitted by Adam O (7 months ago)
• 1. Glinda the Good Witch: Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds! Glinda: Toto too!
  2. Dorothy Gale: Oh! Toto too?
  – Submitted by Stan D (9 months ago)
• 1. Guild Singer: We represent the Lollipop Guild. The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of the Lollipop Guild. We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land.
  – Submitted by Cameron S (10 months ago)
• 1. The Cowardly Lion: [climbing up a mountain with the Tin Woodsman hanging on his tail] I hope my strength holds out. Tin Woodsman: I hope your tail holds out !
  – Submitted by Stan D (10 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
  – Submitted by Venkatesh S (10 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home!
  – Submitted by Bobby K (11 months ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: Wanna play ball?
  – Submitted by Bobby K (11 months ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.
  – Submitted by Bobby K (11 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh my!
  – Submitted by Ursula N (11 months ago)
• 1. The Cowardly Lion: Look at the circles under my eyes, I haven't slept in weeks!
  2. The Tin Woodsman: Why don't you try counting sheep?
  3. The Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of them!
  – Submitted by Ursula N (11 months ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: Take special care of those ruby slippers, I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!
  – Submitted by Ursula N (11 months ago)
• 1. Zeke: It's a twister! It's a twister!
  – Submitted by Ursula N (11 months ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
  2. The Tin Woodsman: But I still want one.
  – Submitted by Ursula N (11 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
  2. The Scarecrow: I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?
  – Submitted by Ursula N (11 months ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!
  – Submitted by Nik M (13 months ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty... And your little dog too!
  – Submitted by Michael B (13 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.
  – Submitted by Emily H (13 months ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: Was I scared? You're talking to a man who laughed at death, sneered at danger, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was terrified.
  – Submitted by Brad H (13 months ago)
• 1. The Cowardly Lion: There's only one thing I want you guys to do. Talk me out of it.
  – Submitted by Brad H (13 months ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
  – Submitted by Ethan C (15 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high, There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby. Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue, And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true. Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far Behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh why can't I?
  – Submitted by ethan t (16 months ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: A heart is shown not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
  – Submitted by Jeff O (17 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Lions?
  2. The Scarecrow: And Tigers?
  3. The Tin Woodsman: And bears.
  4. Dorothy Gale: Oh my!
  – Submitted by Hagen J (19 months ago)
• 1. Glinda the Good Witch: You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!
  2. The Wicked Witch of the West: [quickly looks skyward, scanning for falling houses]
  – Submitted by Francis L (20 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Did you say something?
  2. The Tin Woodsman: [indiscernible sounds from the Tin Man, who is rusted]
  3. Dorothy Gale: He said oil can!
  4. The Scarecrow: Oil can what?
  – Submitted by Francis L (20 months ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.
  – Submitted by Francis L (20 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
  2. Prof. Marvel: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the... thing. Yes.
  – Submitted by Francis L (20 months ago)
• 1. Zeke: [to pigs] Get in there, before I make a dime bank out of you.
  – Submitted by Francis L (20 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.
  – Submitted by Kevin H (20 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.
  – Submitted by Andy P (21 months ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
  – Submitted by Andy P (21 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Some where over the rainbow way up high... there's a land that I've heard of once in a lullaby.
  – Submitted by Hailey D (22 months ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
  – Submitted by Clay S (22 months ago)
• 1. The Cowardly Lion: Put 'em up, put 'em up!
  – Submitted by Ben C (2 years ago)
• 1. The Scarecrow: And I'm sure to have a brain...
  2. The Tin Woodsman: A heart...
  3. Dorothy Gale: A home...
  4. The Cowardly Lion: The nerve!
  – Submitted by Ben C (2 years ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
  – Submitted by Ben C (2 years ago)
• 1. Glinda the Good Witch: Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady, who fell from a star.
  – Submitted by Molli R (2 years ago)
• 1. The Cowardly Lion: You're stepping on my tail.
  – Submitted by Molli R (2 years ago)
• 1. Munchkin Coroner: And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
  – Submitted by Molli R (2 years ago)
• 1. Toto: Woof, woof.
  – Submitted by Molli R (2 years ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: I don't think were in Kansas anymore.
  – Submitted by alicia n (2 years ago)
• 1. The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
  2. The Scarecrow: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
  3. The Tin Woodsman: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Juliet: hahaha!! catch me if you can
  – Submitted by Caleb S (2 years ago)
• 1. The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too!
  – Submitted by Tyler C (2 years ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home!
  – Submitted by Tyler C (2 years ago)
• 1. Dorothy Gale: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
  – Submitted by Tyler C (2 years ago)