• R, 2 hr. 59 min.
  • Drama
  • Directed By:    Martin Scorsese
  • In Theaters:    Dec 25, 2013 Wide
  • On DVD:    Mar 25, 2014
  • Paramount Studios

The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes

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  • Jordan Belfort:
    I'm not fucking leaving! The show goes on!
    ‐ Submitted by Jake W (2 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
    ‐ Submitted by Jonathan E (6 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    I am not gonna die sober!
    ‐ Submitted by Jonathan E (6 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a rich man and I've been a poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time.
    ‐ Submitted by Jonathan E (6 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    My warriors, who won't take 'No' for an answer. Who won't hang up the phone till their client either buys. Or fucking dies!
    ‐ Submitted by Jayden W (8 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. And in no time, I will make them rich.
    ‐ Submitted by Priscilla L (8 months ago)

  • Agent Patrick Denham:
    Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!
    ‐ Submitted by Andy P (8 months ago)

  • Donnie Azoff:
    I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.
    ‐ Submitted by Andy P (8 months ago)

  • Mark Hanna:
    It's his first day on Wall Street give him some time.
    ‐ Submitted by Wesley W (8 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    At least as a rich man when I have to face my problems I show up at the back of a limo wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch.
    ‐ Submitted by Wesley W (8 months ago)

  • Agent Patrick Denham:
    If im not mistaking, you just tried to bribe a federal officer.
    ‐ Submitted by Wesley W (8 months ago)

  • Donnie Azoff:
    Fucking smoke crack with me.
    ‐ Submitted by Wesley W (8 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!
    ‐ Submitted by Wesley W (8 months ago)

  • Mark Hanna:
    OK, first rule of Wall Street - Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.
    ‐ Submitted by Peter A (8 months ago)

  • Donnie Azoff:
    You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Technically, you do work for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua N (9 months ago)

  • Donnie Azoff:
    My money is attached to your boobs. So technically, you work for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Ramon Paolo A (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    Sell me this pen.
    ‐ Submitted by Jackson M (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    Sell me this pen.
    ‐ Submitted by Jerel A (9 months ago)

  • Mark Hanna:
    How many times a week you jerk off?
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua N (9 months ago)

  • Naomi Lapaglia:
    And you know what else, Daddy? Mommy is just sick and tired of wearing panties.
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua N (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    With this script, I'll teach each and every one of you to be the best.
    ‐ Submitted by Brandon M (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    Was all this legal? Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with.
    ‐ Submitted by Brandon M (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
    ‐ Submitted by joseph j (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    There gonna have to send in the national guard if they wanna take me down.
    ‐ Submitted by joseph j (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    I ain't going anywhere!
    ‐ Submitted by Trey S (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    They're gonna have to call in the national guard to take me out, cause I ain't going nowhere!
    ‐ Submitted by Drew B (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    Was all this legal? Absolutely not.
    ‐ Submitted by Bob G (9 months ago)

  • Jordan Belfort:
    I don't want to die sober!
    ‐ Submitted by Sina A (9 months ago)