• R, 1 hr. 58 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Bobby Farrelly
    In Theaters:
    Jul 15, 1998 Wide
    On DVD:
    Aug 3, 1999
  • 20th Century Fox

There's Something About Mary Quotes

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    1. Pat Healy: [to Tucker] We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck. [Ted]
    – Submitted by James B (22 months ago)
    1. Pat Healy: We got this one kid, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much.
    – Submitted by James B (22 months ago)
    1. Pat Healy: My real passion is my hobby.
    2. Mary Jenson: Really what's that?
    3. Pat Healy: I work with retards.
    4. Mary Jenson: Isn't that a little uhm, politically incorrect?
    5. Pat Healy: Well to hell with that, no one's gonna tell me who I can and cant work with right?
    – Submitted by James B (22 months ago)
    1. Hitchhiker: Seven's the key number hear think about it, seven eleven seven dwarfes, seven man thats the number, seven chipmonks twirling on a branch eating lots of sun flowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea its like dreaming about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time baby, step into my office?
    2. Ted Stroehmann: Why?
    3. Hitchhiker: Cause your fucking fired.
    4. Ted Stroehmann: Yeah you know what I gotta pee, I'm just gonna pull over.
    5. Hitchhiker: I'm only waiting seven minutes total.
    – Submitted by James B (22 months ago)
    1. Mary Jenson: It that... is that hair gel?
    – Submitted by Timmy C (3 years ago)

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