• PG-13, 2 hr. 3 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Tim Story
    In Theaters:
    Apr 20, 2012 Wide
    On DVD:
    Aug 28, 2012
  • Sony Screen Gems

Think Like a Man Quotes

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    1. Kristen: It's like I'm one of the boys, except I have a vagina. I swear, Frodo Baggins had it easier.
    – Submitted by Frances H (13 months ago)
    1. Cedric: You know who asked me that? Not a goddamn soul, 'cause strippers dont ask me shit!
    – Submitted by Joe J (15 months ago)
    1. Cedric: I think it was a good time, it's all about exercise... guys!
    – Submitted by Joe J (15 months ago)
    1. Cedric: "It's my ex-wife." I want you to get the habit of saying that.
    – Submitted by Joe J (15 months ago)
    1. Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
    2. Michael: What?
    3. Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Cedric: What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and insuffering.
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Candace: All this waiting for better is making you bitter.
    – Submitted by King M (2 years ago)
    1. Cedric: The only women I want to talk to tonight are dancin' naked down at the butt factory.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Lauren: There is no such thing as a perfect man.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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