• R, 2 hr. 14 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Judd Apatow
    In Theaters:
    Dec 21, 2012 Wide
    On DVD:
    Mar 22, 2013
  • Universal Studios

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    1. Pete: One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]
    – Submitted by Olivia B (18 months ago)
    1. Larry: How do you call ebay?!
    – Submitted by Olivia B (18 months ago)
    1. Pete: Have you seen my starfish?
    – Submitted by Kaci V (18 months ago)
    1. Catherine: I want to jack-knife my legs and kick you in the head with my foot bone.
    – Submitted by Dianne M (18 months ago)
    1. Debbie: Are those real?
    2. Desi: These... [points at breasts] Yeah. Touch them
    3. Debbie: Really?
    4. Desi: Yeah sure.
    – Submitted by Jagat A (18 months ago)
    1. Jason: What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.
    – Submitted by Lisa A (19 months ago)
    1. Charlotte: I'm going to have some freaky ass nightmares.
    – Submitted by Kaitlyn H (19 months ago)
    1. Pete: [talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (19 months ago)
    1. Pete: Should we get a block of porn?
    2. Debbie: I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.
    3. Pete: Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.
    4. Debbie: I think that's too much porn.
    5. Pete: We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.
    – Submitted by Joey S (20 months ago)
    1. Pete: For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.
    2. Debbie: I wonder what that means.
    3. Pete: I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.
    – Submitted by Joey S (20 months ago)

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