• R, 2 hr. 14 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Judd Apatow
    In Theaters:
    Dec 21, 2012 Wide
    On DVD:
    Mar 22, 2013
  • Universal Studios

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    1. Charlotte: You're so mean since your body got weird.
    – Submitted by Frances H (19 days ago)
    1. Pete: My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital.
    – Submitted by Frances H (19 days ago)
    1. Pete: Don't think about Lost today. Tomorrow: Lost. All day. I can't wait to hear about it. Jack? No way. Really? Right now, shower.
    2. Sadie: I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.
    3. Pete: First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.
    4. Sadie: That's because Mad Men sucks.
    5. Pete: What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some island.
    6. Sadie: A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid.
    7. Pete: You're getting me off topic. Please get dressed.
    – Submitted by Jean R (37 days ago)
    1. Charlotte: Can I watch Lost?
    2. Sadie: You can't handle Lost. It's too violent and you won't understand.
    3. Charlotte: If I don't understand it, why can't I handle it?
    4. Sadie: Because you're eight.
    5. Charlotte: I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week.
    6. Sadie: Shark Week is fake.
    7. Charlotte: No, it's not.
    8. Sadie: All of it is reenactments.
    9. Charlotte: I know but they...
    10. Sadie: That's scary! You shouldn't be allowed to watch that.
    11. Charlotte: ...they show the reenactments but they actually happened.
    12. Sadie: It's going to give you nightmares.
    13. Charlotte: I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me.
    – Submitted by Jean R (37 days ago)
    1. Pete: I've been flushing as I go.
    2. Debbie: You're flushing as you go? Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?
    3. Pete: John Goodman. (Debbie grabs his iPad and leaves) Don't press Enter! I'm not sure I want to make that move!
    – Submitted by Jean R (37 days ago)
    1. Pete: One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]
    – Submitted by Olivia B (20 months ago)
    1. Larry: How do you call ebay?!
    – Submitted by Olivia B (20 months ago)
    1. Pete: Have you seen my starfish?
    – Submitted by Kaci V (20 months ago)
    1. Catherine: I want to jack-knife my legs and kick you in the head with my foot bone.
    – Submitted by Dianne M (20 months ago)
    1. Debbie: Are those real?
    2. Desi: These... [points at breasts] Yeah. Touch them
    3. Debbie: Really?
    4. Desi: Yeah sure.
    – Submitted by Jagat A (20 months ago)
    1. Jason: What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.
    – Submitted by Lisa A (20 months ago)
    1. Charlotte: I'm going to have some freaky ass nightmares.
    – Submitted by Kaitlyn H (21 months ago)
    1. Pete: [talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (21 months ago)
    1. Pete: Should we get a block of porn?
    2. Debbie: I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.
    3. Pete: Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.
    4. Debbie: I think that's too much porn.
    5. Pete: We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.
    – Submitted by Joey S (21 months ago)
    1. Pete: For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.
    2. Debbie: I wonder what that means.
    3. Pete: I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.
    – Submitted by Joey S (21 months ago)

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