• R, 2 hr. 14 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:    Judd Apatow
  • In Theaters:    Dec 21, 2012 Wide
  • On DVD:    Mar 22, 2013
  • Universal Studios

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  • Charlotte:
    You're so mean since your body got weird.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (54 days ago)

  • Pete:
    My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (54 days ago)

  • Pete:
    Don't think about Lost today. Tomorrow: Lost. All day. I can't wait to hear about it. Jack? No way. Really? Right now, shower.
    Sadie:
    I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.
    Pete:
    First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.
    Sadie:
    That's because Mad Men sucks.
    Pete:
    What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some island.
    Sadie:
    A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid.
    Pete:
    You're getting me off topic. Please get dressed.
    ‐ Submitted by Jean R (2 months ago)

  • Charlotte:
    Can I watch Lost?
    Sadie:
    You can't handle Lost. It's too violent and you won't understand.
    Charlotte:
    If I don't understand it, why can't I handle it?
    Sadie:
    Because you're eight.
    Charlotte:
    I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week.
    Sadie:
    Shark Week is fake.
    Charlotte:
    No, it's not.
    Sadie:
    All of it is reenactments.
    Charlotte:
    I know but they...
    Sadie:
    That's scary! You shouldn't be allowed to watch that.
    Charlotte:
    ...they show the reenactments but they actually happened.
    Sadie:
    It's going to give you nightmares.
    Charlotte:
    I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jean R (2 months ago)

  • Pete:
    I've been flushing as I go.
    Debbie:
    You're flushing as you go? Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?
    Pete:
    John Goodman. (Debbie grabs his iPad and leaves) Don't press Enter! I'm not sure I want to make that move!
    ‐ Submitted by Jean R (2 months ago)

  • Pete:
    One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]
    ‐ Submitted by Olivia B (21 months ago)

  • Larry:
    How do you call ebay?!
    ‐ Submitted by Olivia B (21 months ago)

  • Pete:
    Have you seen my starfish?
    ‐ Submitted by Kaci V (21 months ago)

  • Catherine:
    I want to jack-knife my legs and kick you in the head with my foot bone.
    ‐ Submitted by Dianne M (21 months ago)

  • Debbie:
    Are those real?
    Desi:
    These... [points at breasts] Yeah. Touch them
    Debbie:
    Really?
    Desi:
    Yeah sure.
    ‐ Submitted by Jagat A (21 months ago)

  • Jason:
    What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa A (21 months ago)

  • Charlotte:
    I'm going to have some freaky ass nightmares.
    ‐ Submitted by Kaitlyn H (22 months ago)

  • Pete:
    [talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (22 months ago)

  • Pete:
    Should we get a block of porn?
    Debbie:
    I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.
    Pete:
    Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.
    Debbie:
    I think that's too much porn.
    Pete:
    We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.
    ‐ Submitted by Joey S (22 months ago)

  • Pete:
    For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.
    Debbie:
    I wonder what that means.
    Pete:
    I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.
    ‐ Submitted by Joey S (22 months ago)