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• 1. Pete: One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]
  – Submitted by Olivia B (4 months ago)
• 1. Larry: How do you call ebay?!
  – Submitted by Olivia B (4 months ago)
• 1. Pete: Have you seen my starfish?
  – Submitted by Kaci V (4 months ago)
• 1. Catherine: I want to jack-knife my legs and kick you in the head with my foot bone.
  – Submitted by Dianne M (4 months ago)
• 1. Debbie: Are those real?
  2. Desi: These... [points at breasts] Yeah. Touch them
  3. Debbie: Really?
  4. Desi: Yeah sure.
  – Submitted by Jagat A (4 months ago)
• 1. Jason: What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.
  – Submitted by Lisa A (4 months ago)
• 1. Charlotte: I'm going to have some freaky ass nightmares.
  – Submitted by Kaitlyn H (5 months ago)
• 1. Pete: [talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (5 months ago)
• 1. Pete: Should we get a block of porn?
  2. Debbie: I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.
  3. Pete: Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.
  4. Debbie: I think that's too much porn.
  5. Pete: We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.
  – Submitted by Joey S (5 months ago)
• 1. Pete: For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.
  2. Debbie: I wonder what that means.
  3. Pete: I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.
  – Submitted by Joey S (5 months ago)