This Is Not a Love Song (2002)

This Is Not a Love Song





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A pair of desperate criminals attempt to make their way through the countryside in this bleak thriller scripted by Full Monty scribe Simon Beaufoy. Though ex-soldier Heaton (Kenneth Glenaan) seems fairly quick on his feet, that same certainly can't be said for his dimwitted sidekick, Spike (Michael Colgan), who accidentally shoots a farmer's daughter after the duo runs out of gas while driving through the rural landscape. Subsequently hunted by the vengeful Mr. Bellamy (David Bradley) and his … More

Rating: Unrated
Genre: Drama, Art House & International, Mystery & Suspense
Directed By: ,
Written By: Simon Beaufoy
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On DVD: Aug 12, 2003

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Full Review… | March 26, 2009
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Full Review… | June 24, 2006
Time Out
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gripping, heartbreaking

Full Review… | July 29, 2003

Full Review… | December 30, 2006
Empire Magazine

Full Review… | September 5, 2003

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Yes, it is.

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