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This Is Not a Love Song

This Is Not a Love Song (2002)

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Release Date: Nov 8, 2002 Wide

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A pair of desperate criminals attempt to make their way through the countryside in this bleak thriller scripted by Full Monty scribe Simon Beaufoy. Though ex-soldier Heaton (Kenneth Glenaan) seems fairly quick on his feet, that same certainly can't be said for his dimwitted sidekick, Spike (Michael Colgan), who accidentally shoots a farmer's daughter after the duo runs out of gas while driving through the rural landscape. Subsequently hunted by the vengeful Mr. Bellamy (David Bradley) and his

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gripping, heartbreaking

July 29, 2003 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com
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