The previews make it look awful...

I see this is getting good reviews so far, so if it really is a good movie, I would have fired that trailer editor. The trailers make it look annoying, stupid and obnoxious with lame jokes. The Emma Watson scene looks stupid too. yeah I get it. Little skinny 80 pound chick turns out to be really tough and able to rob 6 men. Hahaha that's sooo funny. Not. Hopefully the movie is way better than the lame trailers made it look.
Krystal Winzer
06-5-2013 10:11 PM

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Zach Thompson

Zach Thompson

Inside joke hipster douche humor, a ripoff of the South Park style hell without anything resembling the social commentary. Mild chuckling, no real laughs for those who have been masturbating for any respectable length of time. I guess it would be funny if I were one of Rogen's buddies. Oh, man, that was so funny how you made me like I was all coked out and getting BJs in the bathroom! Two devil dicks down.

Jul 4 - 08:19 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I guess I'm one of Seth Rogen's buddies because I thought it was hilarious. Where do you see the similarities between this movie and South Park?

Jul 5 - 08:20 AM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Fuck you

Jul 13 - 10:15 PM

Dingbat Charlie

Dingbat Charlie

Oh look a retard

Jul 16 - 02:51 PM

Dingbat Charlie

Dingbat Charlie

(ZACH I MEAN)

Jul 17 - 06:16 PM

Toby Mcguire

Toby Mcguire

HAAAA this site might as well be youtube, listen to these comments, are we not talking about movies where were allowed to state our own opinions???? there was one civil comment then "fuck you" and "oh look a retard" ZACH you can say whatever the hell ya want man, and a discussion should ensue not this bull shit

Oct 3 - 10:47 AM

Mr. Blonde

Mr. Blonde

What da fuck?

Jul 1 - 09:36 PM

Migs Rodriguez

Migs Rodriguez

I thought the first hour was funny. The second hour, not so much. I loved how they tied their other movies in, and ripped on each other's acting skills.

Jul 1 - 02:38 PM

Carl Linkhart

Carl Linkhart

Vulgar , gross , unfunny waste of time - we walked out when they started kicking a severed head around like a football - Repellant , fat ugly annoying cretons trapped in a James franco's house -and I thought I liked him - A nightmare - not a comedy ! I felt soiled and depressed after the 45 minutes I wasted !

Jun 19 - 11:10 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

So you went to a comedy like this expected clean joke and people acting intelligent. Are you in physical pain from being so retarded?

Jun 20 - 01:19 PM

Carl Linkhart

Carl Linkhart

Comedy ? I don't mind gross but I hated this crap !

Jun 22 - 08:57 AM

Pat ChalupaBatman

Pat ChalupaBatman

Well it certainly gave you butthurt

Jun 28 - 09:20 PM

Dane M.

Dane Mathis

I have to agree with Lee Augustus. I don't know what you were expecting.

Jun 20 - 02:29 PM

Carl Linkhart

Carl Linkhart

I expected something funny at least . not this repellant !

Jun 22 - 08:59 AM

Norman  R.

Norman Radcliffe

You expected an R rated comedy with Seth Rogen to not be vulgar? Were you born last week?

Jun 22 - 10:15 AM

Dingbat Charlie

Dingbat Charlie

Carl it's ok to use preparation H and enjoy the insertion it doesn't make you gay. Only anal stimulation happy.

Jul 16 - 02:52 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Obvious troll is obvious.

Jun 21 - 07:58 AM

Norman  R.

Norman Radcliffe

Dumbass. Did you expect an R rated comedy to not be any of those things?

Jun 21 - 06:10 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Waaaa! Waaaaaa! Somebody call the waaaambulance!

Jun 26 - 08:19 AM

Sara Smithy

Sara Smithy

It's the same bunch of rich dbags that show up to bore my parties. Only this time they're injecting their pathetic boredom on the silver screen and getting fukcd by demons.

Jun 28 - 09:21 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

What? Almost nothing of what you said made any sort of sense whatsoever.

Jun 29 - 08:12 AM

Matthew M.

Matthew Mazza

She's saying that seth rogen and his group act like people she knows who are douchebags and that they're boring just like this movie.

Although I disagree with her entirely, it was pretty easy to put together.

Jul 5 - 09:43 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I know what she said, I was just saying that it was stupid. I probably should've phrased it differently.

Jul 19 - 04:12 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

As opposed to a pretentious bitch who shows up on this site to bore the people on these threads. Only this time she's injecting her textual excrement without explaining why she chose to see the film in the first place if she really feels that way about it.

Jun 29 - 11:55 AM

ELBSeattle

ELB Seattle

I didn't finish that last sentence ... Some of the ways they have many of the actor/characters go against type are hilarious, especially if you know the kinds of parts these actors have played. Michael Cera: omg.

Jun 16 - 01:25 AM

ELBSeattle

ELB Seattle

I saw this today w/o knowing anything about it. I loved it. Yes, it's ridiculous, it's crass, it's way over the top. But the actors involved totally pull it off because they are 100% committed to the story. Some of the ways they have many of the actor/characters go against type.

Jun 16 - 01:24 AM

Jay Marks

Jay Marks

Go see the movie, Don't let the trailer fool you. May remind you of scary movie series. Trust and go enjoy it

Jun 16 - 12:28 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

The trailer actually didn't remind me of Scary Movie AT ALL.

Jun 16 - 03:13 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

What the fuck does Scary Movie have to do with anything?

Jun 18 - 08:14 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

That's because it IS awful.

Jun 15 - 02:44 PM

Ben Johnson

Ben Johnson

Apparently, it's better than Man of Steel.

Jun 17 - 07:21 AM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

No, it's not. Seth Rogen and his stoners cronies bribed the critics to hate man of steel and love this is the end.

Jun 18 - 08:03 AM

Justin Daugherty

Justin Daugherty

Yep, that's exactly what happened

"Hey, I want you to give Man of Steel a bad review"
"Why? It doesn't affect you at all"
".....just because ok?"

Jun 19 - 12:25 AM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

It affects movie goers who read the reviews before seeing the movie.

Jun 22 - 08:44 AM

Norman  R.

Norman Radcliffe

That makes no sense whatsoever. You're just trying to justify why the movie that you've been anticipating got mixed reviews and this movie got good reviews. Just suck it up and move on.

Jun 23 - 10:53 AM

Ryanide Stevens

Ryanide Stevens

Lol Justin, I can just imagine Rogen doing that now. He'd take like a really long sigh look down for a bit and just say: Look we have have all of the maryjanuana (i know how to spell it) in the world rate our movie and we'll send you on the express train to happytown.

Jul 11 - 01:43 AM

Carl Linkhart

Carl Linkhart

Vulgar , gross , unfunny waste of time - we walked out when they started kicking a severed head around like a football - Repellant , fat ugly annoying cretons trapped in a James franco's house -and I thought I liked him - A nightmare - not a comedy ! I felt soiled and depressed after the 45 minutes I wasted !

Jun 19 - 11:18 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

"fat ugly annoying cretons trapped in a James franco's house"

You are an idiot.

Jun 22 - 03:36 PM

Alice H.

Alice Harmun

I agree that the trailer looks kind of bad, but I still really want to see the movie! I love most of the actors in in (especially James Franco!) and I think it will be good, even though the trailer was bad. I'm going to see it tonight! :)

Jun 15 - 12:59 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

"The Emma Watson scene looks stupid too. yeah I get it. Little skinny 80 pound chick turns out to be really tough and able to rob 6 men"


That's not why it's funny. It's funny because it's Hermione doing that and it's surprising.

Jun 14 - 03:21 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

This.

Jun 14 - 07:03 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Exactly.

Jun 15 - 01:35 AM

Jay Marks

Jay Marks

until you see the movie you will realize what happens
Very funny

Jun 16 - 12:28 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Yeah, it's even funnier when you see what happens.

Jul 5 - 08:21 AM

Brian Harris

Brian Harris

Hey y'all, what did I miss?

Jun 14 - 03:07 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Look down below and you'll see.

Jun 14 - 03:19 AM

Brian Harris

Brian Harris

...Nope,see you guys later!

Jun 14 - 02:49 PM

Jeff Grotke

Jeff Grotke

this movie would have been genius without the biblical aspect. Just should of been the world falling apart, no redemption, no savior, no demons. Let the actors be confronted by the real world and lost in it. The ghostbustery ending is feel-good, typical hollywood, which is ironically what the movie tries to skewer. The first hour is genius, however, like Tarantino fucked Woody Allen...

Jun 13 - 09:46 PM

AJ Carter

AJ Carter

shutup. its awesome

Jun 21 - 01:42 PM

Porcupine Glenn

Porcupine Glenn

I like you.

Jun 13 - 07:15 PM

Justin Daugherty

Justin Daugherty

Really? I didn't think the trailer was great, but it basically laid out the premise, which I was all for, and it got me to want to go see it.

Jun 13 - 12:27 AM

All-Knowing Panda

The Incredible Panda Hulk

I agree the trailer was bad, but I just got back from the movie and it was hilarious.

Jun 12 - 10:56 PM

Emerson Flohr

Emerson Flohr

Would you rather have an awesome trailer and a shit movie like 90% of the stuff out there? Or a bad trailer and a good movie?

Jun 10 - 10:23 PM

Mantequilla

Ethan Blum

I think the movie is quite clever.

Jun 10 - 06:05 PM

Tommy Holland

Tommy Holland

I actually am rarely a fan of these guys and most of their other work; I find most of the other work genuinely melodramatic overlong drawn-out comedies that try too hard to be important. But I have to say about the previews to this film- I completely DISAGREE with you. I thought the previews sold it completely and now I want to see this film. It looks dark, morbid, silly, and totally fun! It doesn't seem to hold vanity as others say- rather, it makes fun of the vanity that abounds in Hollywood. Anything that makes these preachy actors seem more crazily funny and less focused on preaching is a GOOD thing. Also, I though the Emma Watson scene looks particularly amusing- come on, it's a funny reference to Harry Potter as well as a silly slapstick story. Stop being so negative.

Jun 7 - 11:01 PM

Liiam Cruz

Liiam Cruz

I totally agree with this bitch. This is most cringe-inducing mutual wank-fest of a lame-brained vanity-piece in-joke of a meta-humour mega-fail stinky ol' pile of bull pucky since...Movie 43? But worse, since the people actually believe that they are the cleverest Sneetches on the beaches. The fact that they invite and draw down a few unsuspecting non-ubergeek nerds to their sad, pitiful level only adds to the turdaciousness of the occasion. I could go on if you like..?

And yes you army of geek I do realise this is offensive for you to hear and I know fully well you will squeal in alarm and rush to write things. If I cared or was afraid of that in any why then why would I even bother to go out of my way to offend you in the first place by insulting, quite accurately, your precious meta-life which you are so ever fond of.

Jun 7 - 03:00 PM

Killer Jay

Jay Catler

I really am tired of you losers always write a novel.

Jun 7 - 03:14 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I respect your opinion, but don't insult the movie's fanbase.

Jun 7 - 04:39 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Shut the fuck up

Jun 11 - 09:25 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

You go out of your way to offend people because you're a cocky prick who really has nothing else better to do. You just compared this film to Movie 43. You have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Jun 13 - 07:19 AM

ELBSeattle

ELB Seattle

It is one thing to say 'I didn't like the movie.' It is another to say, 'This was a bad movie.' And it's quite another entirely to say, 'This was a bad movie and everyone who likes it is a moron.' The only moron there is the one who would fall back on an ad hominem attack rather than stick to the actual point.

Jun 16 - 01:29 AM

Ryan Miller

Ryan Miller

turdaciousness? Are you even old enough to watch this movie?

Jun 16 - 05:23 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

If he is, that just contributes to my apprehension of the future.

Jun 16 - 06:43 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Hey you down-synrome, cum-filled, baboon anus, you don't know shit about humor, you retarded fuckhole.

Jul 16 - 08:10 AM

Max M.

The Dude

Yeah, well, that's just, you know, like, uh, your opinion, man.

Jun 7 - 03:02 AM

EntertainMeOrDie

Liam Neeson Trollfighter

OMG MARRY ME!
THIS MOVIE'S GONNA SUCK

Jun 6 - 07:10 PM

Max M.

The Dude

NAUGHT!

Jun 7 - 02:43 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Says the guy who was surprised that The Internship got shit reviews.

Jun 7 - 04:42 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Who flagged your posts??

Jul 5 - 08:21 AM

Ryanide Stevens

Ryanide Stevens

The Ghost of Owen Wilson's career.

Jul 11 - 01:47 AM

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Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Christ, Cutler!



She kinda' deserves it though. lol

Jun 6 - 04:03 PM

Krystal Winzer

Krystal Winzer

Oh please. Calling people names on the internet because they have a different opinion of a movie trailer than you. Real classy and mature. Would love to see you say that to my face in real life lol. You guys are clearly 13 year old kids so I am not going to argue with you. Wither or not the movie is good, the trailer seemed to be made for 13 year old kids, so of course you guys are going to think they were amazing.

Jun 7 - 12:55 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

What'd I do?!?! Because I jokingly agreed with him?

Jun 7 - 06:40 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I do admit that my comment was a little rude, but I said it jokingly and with no intention of hurting your feelings so chill out.

Jun 7 - 06:41 AM

Killer Jay

Jay Catler

See this is what happens when women are given equal rights.

Jun 7 - 09:51 AM

Killer Jay

Jay Catler

So I guess an 86% of critics wh saw this are 13. Shut up.

Jun 7 - 09:59 AM

Krystal Winzer

Krystal Winzer

Go jack off your tiny dick because you can't find a woman. I know you have never seen a vagina in person but give me a break. Starting fights over the internet over a STUPID MOVIE is absolutely ridiculous. Does your life revolve around shitty movies? It must. What's hilarious is I was gonna see the movie myself anyway to see if it's actually shit. I even like James Franco, you probably wanna suck his cock too right? General Zod I wasn't responding to you. I don't get my feelings "hurt" from the internet, just get tired of stupid ass nerds who would NEVER have the BALLS to say this shit in real life, come on the net and act like they are hard shit. Especially on GEEKY ASS MOVIE SITES!!! Arguing about movies. You know there are REAL things in the world to care about right? Also REAL MEN don't argue with people in the internet. All of my man friends I know have jobs and no time to argue on the internet. I am here because I am on hiatus. Maybe you guys should post real pictures of yourselves, and not of the the actors you wanna hump. You know you probably look more like the comic book guy from "The Simpsons" anyway lol. Also who gives a flying FUCK what critics say. Watching and giving your OPINION on movies is not a real job. And they are still just opinions. Critics, as if they are the gods of cinema. They are just dumb hairless apes like the rest of us. But glad you're so eager to lick their cunts and suck their cocks.

Jun 7 - 12:10 PM

Killer Jay

Jay Catler

Did not read that shit. Maybe you need some dick in your life.

Jun 7 - 01:11 PM

Killer Jay

Jay Catler

And you're on a "geeky movie site". Plus, I photoshopped my face on this badger. That is my REAL face.

Jun 7 - 01:34 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Well I never try to act "hard" on these sites. I come here so I can converse with other people who are passionate about movies like I am, not to fight with people like you. And you are right, my life does revolve around what some may call shitty movies, but that doesn't make me a nerd or a geek. I'm just passionate about it. Cutler is a somewhat friend of mine and yes he does get VERY out of hand sometimes, but his hearts in the right place.

Jun 7 - 04:34 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Just a helpful insight, Krystal: Once you start using dick jokes, you're no more mature than the people whom you accuse of being 13 year olds.

Jun 7 - 04:44 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I didn't read any of that. Butthurt woman is butthurt.

Jun 11 - 08:17 AM

hollis m.

hollis mills

whats up with all the assumptions? krystal are you a bunny? A frog? okay, lets stop jumping to conclusions

Jun 9 - 09:04 PM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

What she needs is a jump to conclusions mat

Jun 10 - 06:18 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

See, there's conclusions...that you can JUMP to.

Jun 11 - 08:16 AM

J Cut

Eminem .

Or she could jump on this dIck

Jun 12 - 06:09 PM

w@velength

In Your Dreams

I've decided that I like this lady. She responds to sexism with a hammer. Weren't expecting such a bold, thought-out response, were you trolls? Come on guys, it's okay to admit your got your feelings hurt.

Jun 13 - 12:29 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

There are no trolls in this thread. Once again, you spew your mindless textual excrement and you look like a dimwit in the process. I don't even know why I'm telling you this. I should expect nothing less from you. You're the dumbest user on this site.

Jun 13 - 01:11 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

You're a fucking idiot. He was kidding around.

Jun 14 - 08:26 PM

Norman  R.

Norman Radcliffe

In what universe is the statement, "Go jack off your tiny dick because you can't find a woman," considered to be a thought out response. You're a bigger idiot than her.

Jun 23 - 10:55 AM

aoi k.

aoi kiwi

movie: looks good. even if the trailer's bad, which-- it really looks quite well-made to me-- i don't think the trailer editor's necessarily to blame.

casual sexism tho, really :| i get you were joking, but there are plenty of other insults you could have used there that aren't... terrible? unless you were trolling, and then i guess being jarringly offensive is kind of the point.

...really my favorite part of this thread is the phrase 'sneetches on the beaches' though.

Jun 18 - 08:10 PM

hollis m.

hollis mills

hmmmmm...

Jun 6 - 11:44 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

The trailers were amazing. One of the best comedy trailers I've ever seen actually.

Jun 6 - 02:18 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Seriously, they were awesome.

Jun 6 - 06:54 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Yeah, man. I remember laughing my ass off more than once during the trailers.

Jun 7 - 04:54 PM

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