This Is the End Quotes

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    1. Jay Baruchel: We just somehow have to prove our worthiness.
    – Submitted by Frances H (7 months ago)
    1. James Franco: I always keep my props.
    – Submitted by Frances H (7 months ago)
    1. Craig Robinson: Welcome to Heaven motherfuckers.
    – Submitted by Isaiah H (8 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: His face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist.
    2. Jay Baruchel: What the fuck does that mean?
    – Submitted by Isaiah H (8 months ago)
    1. Craig Robinson: Dude, Sigel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.
    2. Danny McBride: I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss.
    – Submitted by Joe N (11 months ago)
    1. Aziz Ansari: Craig, help me!
    2. Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're in the hole already!
    3. Aziz Ansari: (Grabs Kevin Hart's leg) Kevin!
    4. Kevin Hart: What? Get the fuck off of me, Aziz! (Kicks him repeatedly in the face)
    – Submitted by Moe J (11 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: I think the only reason that Jay did that was because he knew he was about 2 minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (11 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: Hermione stole all of our shit.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (11 months ago)
    1. James Franco: The one that squeals is the one that deals.
    – Submitted by Norman W (11 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: When I came into your magazine it was a come for help.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (12 months ago)
    1. James Franco: If I see your dick one more time, I'll fucking shoot it off!
    2. Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
    – Submitted by Matthias L (12 months ago)
    1. Michael Cera: Everybody listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin, empty your pockets!
    2. Martin Starr: What?
    3. Michael Cera: I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Unbelievable! Unacceptable, after coke I wasted on you people, thrown away!
    4. Seth Rogen: Whoa, whoa!
    5. Michael Cera: Shit, that's embarrassing
    – Submitted by Alex W (12 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    2. James Franco: I'm sorry alright, you can cum wherever you want.
    3. Danny McBride: I don't even care about cumming anymore, right now I'm just kind of into going.
    – Submitted by Folarin O (13 months ago)
    1. James Franco: You know what Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time maybe you'll be more hydrated.
    2. Danny McBride: You're making me into a joke right now Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punchline.
    – Submitted by Folarin O (13 months ago)
    1. James Franco: Cool it, Dumbledore!
    – Submitted by William K (14 months ago)
    1. Seth Rogen: I'm a victim. I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People could smell it on me. When I was a kid, I had man titties, the bullies held me down, they titty fucked me.
    2. James Franco: That's what's happening out there!
    – Submitted by Victor S (14 months ago)
    1. Seth Rogen: You think this is Skynet? Synet went live?
    – Submitted by Brian G (14 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
    2. Jay Baruchel: What the fuck?
    3. Jonah Hill: Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!
    – Submitted by Moe J (14 months ago)
    1. Craig Robinson: Fuck your house, James Franco.
    – Submitted by Latanya I (14 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: Hermione just stole our shit!
    – Submitted by James M (14 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are trippin.
    – Submitted by Jonathan G (14 months ago)
    1. Jonah Hill: I'm going to titty fuck you, Seth
    – Submitted by Tim R (15 months ago)
    1. Craig Robinson: It's to late for you your already in the hole!
    – Submitted by Tonya B (15 months ago)
    1. Craig Robinson: We are actors we pretend to be hard but we soft as baby shit!
    – Submitted by Diana M (15 months ago)
    1. Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you!
    2. Jonah Hill: Does it Jay?
    3. Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you!
    4. Jonah Hill: Does it jay?
    5. Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you!
    6. Jonah Hill: Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!
    7. Seth Rogen: What are you just quoting the Exorcist
    8. Jay Baruchel: Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!
    – Submitted by John R (15 months ago)
    1. Jonah Hill: Something totally not chill happened last night.
    – Submitted by Dillon B (15 months ago)
    1. Craig Robinson: Hey what's down there?! Tara Reid?
    – Submitted by Justin W (15 months ago)
    1. Jay Baruchel: Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here. Yeah, that's racist!
    – Submitted by Jennifer M (15 months ago)
    1. Craig Robinson: Take yo panties off!
    – Submitted by Kyler C (15 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.
    2. Seth Rogen: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?
    3. Jonah Hill: Can I have that Milky Way?
    4. James Franco: No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.
    5. Seth Rogen: I want some of the Milky Way.
    6. Craig Robinson: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
    – Submitted by J * (15 months ago)
    1. Jay Baruchel: Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
    2. Seth Rogen: Uh. I'm on a cleanse.
    3. Jay Baruchel: So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed?
    4. Seth Rogen: I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.
    – Submitted by J * (15 months ago)
    1. Danny McBride: Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?!
    – Submitted by J * (15 months ago)

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