This Is the End Quotes

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• 1. Aziz Ansari: Craig, help me!
  2. Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're in the hole already!
  3. Aziz Ansari: (Grabs Kevin Hart's leg) Kevin!
  4. Kevin Hart: What? Get the fuck off of me, Aziz! (Kicks him repeatedly in the face)
  – Submitted by Moe J (2 days ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: I think the only reason that Jay did that was because he knew he was about 2 minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
  – Submitted by Brendan C (8 days ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: Hermione stole all of our shit.
  – Submitted by Brendan C (8 days ago)
• 1. James Franco: The one that squeals is the one that deals.
  – Submitted by Norman W (10 days ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: When I came into your magazine it was a come for help.
  – Submitted by Brendan C (16 days ago)
• 1. James Franco: If I see your dick one more time, I'll fucking shoot it off!
  2. Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
  – Submitted by Matthias L (22 days ago)
• 1. Michael Cera: Everybody listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin, empty your pockets!
  2. Martin Starr: What?
  3. Michael Cera: I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Unbelievable! Unacceptable, after coke I wasted on you people, thrown away!
  4. Seth Rogen: Whoa, whoa!
  5. Michael Cera: Shit, that's embarrassing
  – Submitted by Alex W (27 days ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
  2. James Franco: I'm sorry alright, you can cum wherever you want.
  3. Danny McBride: I don't even care about cumming anymore, right now I'm just kind of into going.
  – Submitted by Folarin O (2 months ago)
• 1. James Franco: You know what Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time maybe you'll be more hydrated.
  2. Danny McBride: You're making me into a joke right now Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punchline.
  – Submitted by Folarin O (2 months ago)
• 1. James Franco: Cool it, Dumbledore!
  – Submitted by William K (2 months ago)
• 1. Seth Rogen: I'm a victim. I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People could smell it on me. When I was a kid, I had man titties, the bullies held me down, they titty fucked me.
  2. James Franco: That's what's happening out there!
  – Submitted by Victor S (2 months ago)
• 1. Seth Rogen: You think this is Skynet? Synet went live?
  – Submitted by Brian G (2 months ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
  2. Jay Baruchel: What the fuck?
  3. Jonah Hill: Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!
  – Submitted by Moe J (3 months ago)
• 1. Craig Robinson: Fuck your house, James Franco.
  – Submitted by Latanya I (3 months ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: Hermione just stole our shit!
  – Submitted by James M (3 months ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are trippin.
  – Submitted by Jonathan G (3 months ago)
• 1. Jonah Hill: I'm going to titty fuck you, Seth
  – Submitted by Tim R (3 months ago)
• 1. Craig Robinson: It's to late for you your already in the hole!
  – Submitted by Tonya B (3 months ago)
• 1. Craig Robinson: We are actors we pretend to be hard but we soft as baby shit!
  – Submitted by Diana M (3 months ago)
• 1. Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you!
  2. Jonah Hill: Does it Jay?
  3. Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you!
  4. Jonah Hill: Does it jay?
  5. Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you!
  6. Jonah Hill: Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!
  7. Seth Rogen: What are you just quoting the Exorcist
  8. Jay Baruchel: Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!
  – Submitted by John R (3 months ago)
• 1. Jonah Hill: Something totally not chill happened last night.
  – Submitted by Dillon B (3 months ago)
• 1. Craig Robinson: Hey what's down there?! Tara Reid?
  – Submitted by Justin W (3 months ago)
• 1. Jay Baruchel: Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here. Yeah, that's racist!
  – Submitted by Jennifer M (3 months ago)
• 1. Craig Robinson: Take yo panties off!
  – Submitted by Kyler C (3 months ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.
  2. Seth Rogen: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?
  3. Jonah Hill: Can I have that Milky Way?
  4. James Franco: No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.
  5. Seth Rogen: I want some of the Milky Way.
  6. Craig Robinson: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
  – Submitted by Tylerambo: F (3 months ago)
• 1. Jay Baruchel: Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
  2. Seth Rogen: Uh. I'm on a cleanse.
  3. Jay Baruchel: So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed?
  4. Seth Rogen: I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.
  – Submitted by Tylerambo: F (4 months ago)
• 1. Danny McBride: Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?!
  – Submitted by Tylerambo: F (4 months ago)