This Means War Quotes

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• 1. Lauren: You have the emotional intelligence of a fifteen years old boy!
  – Submitted by Glaiza Rose F (11 months ago)
• 1. Tuck: Sometimes, falling is the best part.
  – Submitted by Eiram G (12 months ago)
• 1. Lauren: What do you do when you don't know what to do?
  – Submitted by Eiram G (12 months ago)
• 1. Trish: I know he's fat and ridiculous. But his my fat. And my ridiculous. And I like the way that I am with him.
  – Submitted by Eiram G (12 months ago)
• 1. Ivan: You slept with my wife!
  – Submitted by Roger B (12 months ago)
• 1. Tuck: Sometimes he used mud and sticks...and if he didn't have a stick he would use his...
  – Submitted by Paulina G (12 months ago)
• 1. FDR Foster: I don't believe in mistakes.
  – Submitted by Jed G (13 months ago)
• 1. FDR Foster: I don't think it heated up fast enough. Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.
  2. Lauren: Actually sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark. Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch. It doesn't work like that.
  – Submitted by Hana K (13 months ago)
• 1. FDR Foster: Falling is the best part.
  – Submitted by Suzana B (15 months ago)
• 1. Trish: Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman.
  – Submitted by Lizahbel S (15 months ago)
• 1. FDR Foster: Mistakes make us who we are.
  – Submitted by Trixie O (15 months ago)
• 1. Tuck: Family, always and forever.
  – Submitted by Trixie O (15 months ago)
• 1. FDR Foster: Why is she listening to that old man?
  2. Tuck: I have no idea!
  – Submitted by Dariush A (16 months ago)
• 1. FDR Foster: [snore]
  2. Lauren: Really?!
  – Submitted by Dariush A (16 months ago)
• 1. Trish: That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.
  – Submitted by Ben C (16 months ago)
• 1. FDR Foster: There are no such things as mistakes!
  – Submitted by Derek V (16 months ago)
• 1. Nana Foster: There are no mistakes.
  – Submitted by Wheaties L (16 months ago)
• 1. Trish: Don't go with the better guy, go with the guy who makes you better.
  – Submitted by Que S (16 months ago)
• 1. Smart Consumer Guard "Hudson": Take this bus to Cuba!
  – Submitted by Jeff M (16 months ago)
• 1. Tuck: Sometimes, falling is the best.
  – Submitted by Juan M (16 months ago)
• 1. Lauren: I think I'm going to Hell.
  2. Trish: No you're not, but if you are, I'll be there to pick you up.
  – Submitted by Jess L (16 months ago)
• 1. Kelly: Dont go with the better guy, go with the guy that makes you better.
  – Submitted by Gabby G (16 months ago)
• 1. Trish: Get out there! You get flexible!
  – Submitted by Chris P (16 months ago)
• 1. Lauren: I think I'm going to Hell.
  – Submitted by Chris P (16 months ago)