Star Trek Into Darkness
A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
Andrew L. Urban
This is eminently missable, though the mosaic design of Asgard, Thor's mythical realm, is pretty cool.
(I'm copying and pasting this because it's pretty funny..)Has anybody else noticed that the vast majority of unfavorable reviews for Thor are coming from older, balding men? Seriously, if you look through the reviews, -almost- everyone who didn't like Thor is on the old side.
May 6 - 07:40 PM
I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but that's actually not that funny. You just come off as a butthurt fanboy cruising the negative reviews and frantically copying and pasting your halfwit observations. Go play in traffic.
May 6 - 10:57 PM
Wow.. frantic and butthurt?So, I guess this struck a harsh cord with you.
May 7 - 11:03 AM
pretty weak flix
May 7 - 12:32 PM
There's nothing harsh about the copy/paste function. There's something distinctly lame and pathetic about it though, so there's that.
May 7 - 12:35 PM
There's something lame and pathetic about copying and pasting?
May 7 - 05:50 PM
No, you're clearly a winner because you're copying and pasting your fanboy butthurt all over the site. Way to go, champ.
May 7 - 10:37 PM
In Your Dreams
It looks like they'll let any movie into the Certified Fresh club these days.
May 10 - 03:25 PM
If I was old and bald I'd be pissed off too. Just about every guy in Thor is young and has long hair lol.
Sep 11 - 03:28 AM
Apparently the carcinogens in diet pepsi have transformed you into an asshole, stop being a fucking bully already. If you have a problem with a fan's taste in cinema, take it out on the tea party, or anybody else who really deserves your arrogant, self-serving, and nasty attitude.
Sep 17 - 08:56 PM
Obvious studio troll. You're not fooling anyone. That is so pathetic.
May 9 - 06:48 PM
I'm 22 and thought Thor was medicore at best. The first 1/3 was painfully boring, the special effects were nothing special, the art direction was misguided and, as much as I respect the man, Branagh clearly has no idea how to direct an action flick. I will say I very much liked Hemsworth as Thor (and Hopkins is always a treat), but overall, I was disappointed given the accolades.
May 11 - 07:33 AM
So I'm a winning fanboy champ with butthurt who uses the copy and paste function in a distincly lame, pathetic, and frantic fashion all over the site, and it's not funny.I'm curious about the butthurt thing. What is that?
May 7 - 11:01 PM
That's a perfect summation, glad you're finally getting it.
May 8 - 03:06 PM
Well, I guess if we're both fine at this point I'll just apologize to you and any of your other bald and aging friends who took offense to this and bid you a special adieu.
May 8 - 05:29 PM
The irony is that you're eating crispy creams in your underwear at home looking at child porn right now. I'm calling the FBI.
May 9 - 06:50 PM
OMG lol at you to XDXDXD
May 11 - 08:09 PM
Do you even like to have fun? I bet you don't. Is being a critic tearing something good apart to find imagined bad? Maybe your expectations going in were a little off?
May 7 - 11:21 PM
Hey Michael, what happened? I thought you were going to leave your review comments open? I'm sorry you can't process outside opinions because you're blinded by fanboyism. Speaking of your comments that I'm feeling obliged to look for flaws in you and correct them, yes I'm policing the comments section for bad eggs who have nothing positive to contribute to the site. Is that so bad compared to Thor fanboys attacking negative reviews and accusing them without any evidence whatsoever of being part of some conspiracy just because they don't like a movie about a blonde guy with a hammer? You gave Thor the highest score possible, 10, which is 3.2 points HIGHER than the average score. Meanwhile, reviews that fluctuate .8 points below the average score to rank Rotten, are attacked. I won't sit here and tell you your rating is wrong because it's so much higher than the average, because I respect opinions when it comes to something subjective like a movie review. But for you to turn around and act like it's ok for scores to fluctuate so much in the positive direction, but not a fourth that much in the negative direction, that's silly and fanboyish. This website attracts swarms of paranoid, overly defensive fanboys. Every once in a while I like to confront them with logic and see how they like it. And boy, they don't like it one bit! LMAO.
May 10 - 01:01 PM
your stinking review is eminently missable dude!
May 29 - 12:55 AM
Use words that people like me can clearly understand. And personally, I liked Thor almost as much as Spiderman.
Jun 8 - 05:08 AM
"Use words that people like me can clearly understand."
Jun 11 - 08:41 PM