Three Kings Quotes

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  • Major Archie Gates:
    They helped us find it, Ron. We made a deal. It's a soldier's honor, ya can't fuck 'em now.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Okay. Well, then you choose who we take. Tell the others it's not convenient and they're gonna have to die because I can't do that, Chief, okay? You're gonna have to do that yourself.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Conrad Vig:
    Come on, man, this is good music. Man, Judas Priest'll pump you up, man.
    Chief Elgin:
    No. We're not listenin' to that headache music. Stop.
    Conrad Vig:
    Just one song.
    Chief Elgin:
    What you need is that Easy Listenin' Classics.
    Conrad Vig:
    (reacting to Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now") I do not need that.
    Chief Elgin:
    You need somthin' to calm your nerves.
    Conrad Vig:
    Not Easy Listenin' Classics.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Walter Wogaman:
    Can I have my pants, please? Pants, on my legs.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Debbie Barlow:
    What was that?
    Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    A wall just exploded.
    Debbie Barlow:
    I thought the war was over, honey.
    Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Well, it is and it isn't, babe. Could you do me a favor and call the Reserve Center?
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Walter Wogaman:
    Military regulations, you cannot drive. Step away from the Chenoweth, ma'am. Don't make me shoot you, ma'am.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Hey, I got a family. If I'm gonna shit in a bag for the rest of my life because I got shot after the war was over, that'd be pretty fuckin' stupid, wouldn't it, Major?
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • [uncredited] Oasis Bunker Guard:
    I am love United State of Freedom.
    Chief Elgin:
    I'm love United States of Freedom, too.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Major Archie Gates:
    What was that?
    Conrad Vig:
    I rigged a football with C4, sir.
    Major Archie Gates:
    Why would you do that?
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Conrad Vig:
    Blacks make better receivers than quarterbacks.
    Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Stop speaking right now, Conrad.
    Chief Elgin:
    Warren Moon is one of the best quarterbacks in the league.
    Conrad Vig:
    Houston's gone nowhere with Warren Moon.
    Chief Elgin:
    What about Randall Cunningham?
    Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Chief, don't get in the mud with him, man.
    Conrad Vig:
    Ahhhh, Eagles'll never make it to the Super Bowl with Randall Cunningham.
    Chief Elgin:
    Doug Williams not only took the Redskins to the Super Bowl, but they won.
    Conrad Vig:
    Yeah, so?
    Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    We can all agree there are many excellent black quarterbacks.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Major Archie Gates:
    That's what makes SF so bad ass, we've got the best flashlights.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Major Archie Gates:
    I'm talkin' about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.
    Conrad Vig:
    You mean those little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?
    Major Archie Gates:
    No,not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Major Archie Gates:
    You're on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn't that what they say, Sergeant?
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Conrad Vig:
    Lord knows what vermin live in the butt of a dune coon.
    Chief Elgin:
    Why do you let this cracker follow you around, man?
    Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Aw, he's alright, man, he's got no high school, he's from a group home in Dallas. He doesn't know any better.
    Conrad Vig:
    Don't tell people that.
    Chief Elgin:
    I don't give a shit if he's from Johannesburg. I don't want to hear "dune coon" or "sand nigger" from him or anybody else.
    Conrad Vig:
    Captain uses those terms.
    Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Look, Conrad, the point is that "towel head" and "camel jockey" are perfectly good substitutes.
    Chief Elgin:
    Exactly.
    Conrad Vig:
    I apologize, it's just confusing with all this pro-Saudi, anti-Iraqi type language and all that.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (16 months ago)

  • Sergeant Troy Barlow:
    Are we shooting people or what?
    ‐ Submitted by Moe J (2 years ago)

  • Major Archie Gates:
    Though's don't work in the day time.
    Walter Wogaman:
    They kinda do.
    ‐ Submitted by macky s (3 years ago)

  • Major Archie Gates:
    The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.
    ‐ Submitted by Nusfish K (3 years ago)

  • Conrad Vig:
    Man... I didn't join the army to pull paper our of people's asses.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Cathy Daitch:
    Oh look at you Adriana, look at what's become of you.
    Adriana Cruz:
    Yeah look at me, I've got my clothes on - I'm dressed!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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