• PG-13, 1 hr. 28 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Danny DeVito
    In Theaters:
    Dec 11, 1987 Wide
    On DVD:
    May 8, 2001

Throw Momma from the Train Quotes

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    1. Owen Lift: Momma, you're alive! Old people...you have to reassure them.
    – Submitted by Jennifer R (10 months ago)
    1. Momma: You clumsy poop!
    – Submitted by J * (12 months ago)
    1. Owen Lift: This is great! It's like the Flintstones car wash!
    – Submitted by J * (15 months ago)
    1. Owen Lift: I don't want them to take you away!
    2. Momma: Yes, you do!
    3. Owen Lift: Owen loves his momma!
    4. Momma: 'Owen loves his momma!' [sing-song] Owen loves his momma! Owen loves his momma! Owen loves his...
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: You sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon!
    2. Owen Lift: You won't ever hear it again, Momma. I promise.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Stop it, dammit! I got a waxball in my ear. Get it out.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Owen Lift: Momma!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!!
    2. Owen Lift: WHAT?
    3. Momma: Get me a soda with some ice in it! Owen, hurry up!
    4. Owen Lift: Momma...
    5. Momma: Chop-chop, Owen! Come on!
    6. Owen Lift: Alright!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Your friend had an accident! He's dead! You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me!
    2. Owen Lift: He's dead?!
    3. Momma: See for yourself!
    4. Owen Lift: Larry! My friend! My friend, Larry!
    5. Momma: 'My friend, my friend!' You little crybaby! Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: He's tryin' to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts! He brought me the unsalted nuts! The unsalted nuts make me choke!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Pain in the ass!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: I can hang up my own goddamn shirt!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Larry Donner: Let me hang it up for you!
    2. Momma: I can hang up my own goddman shirt!
    3. Larry Donner: I know that, but I would like to hang it up for you!
    4. Momma: Get out of my way, you black bastard!
    5. Larry Donner: [confused] What?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Who the hell are you?!
    2. Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
    3. Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
    4. Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
    5. Momma: No he's not! He's fat and stupid! Get out of my house! [she hits him with her cane]
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: [repeated line] AAAAAAAHHHH!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Larry Donner: Are you okay, Mrs. Lift?
    2. Momma: Beat it, chump!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Oh you saved me, Owen!
    2. Larry Donner: Mrs. Lift, are you okay?
    3. Momma: Beat it, chump! [she kicks him off the train]
    4. Owen Lift: Bye, Larry!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Owen Lift: Larry! You're alive!
    2. Larry Donner: You killed her.
    3. Momma: HOLY SHIT! [Owen and Larry get startled] What a dream I was havin'! Louis Armstrong was tryin' to kill me!
    4. Larry Donner: Mrs. Lift?
    5. Momma: Get away from me, you horse's ass! [she hits him in the crotch with her cane; Larry groans and collapses]
    6. Larry Donner: [to Owen] She's not a woman... she's the Terminator.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Larry Donner: She's not a woman! She's the Terminator!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: You clumsy poop! What'd you do that for?!
    2. Momma: Come on, move it, lardass! Pick up every piece!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Hurry up with that soda!
    2. Owen Lift: Coming, Momma.
    3. Momma: 'Coming, Momma!' I'm choking to death, you moron! You're too damn slow!
    4. Owen Lift: I'm sorry, Momma.
    5. Momma: 'I'm sorry, Momma!' Why didn't you get me the salted nuts?
    6. Owen Lift: The salted ones are no good for ya.
    7. Momma: The unsalted ones make me choke!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Owen loves his momma!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Who are ya talkin' to?! Who's in there with you?
    2. Owen Lift: Nobody, Momma!
    3. Momma: [sees Larry] Who's this?
    4. Owen Lift: This is Cousin Patty! He's gonna be stayin' with us for a while. Isn't that nice?
    5. Momma: You don't have a Cousin Patty!
    6. Owen Lift: You lied to me!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Momma: Holy shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!
    – Submitted by Corey G (3 years ago)
    1. Larry Donner: Hate makes you impotent, love makes you crazy. Somewhere in the middle you can survive.
    – Submitted by Corey G (3 years ago)

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