Total Recall Quotes

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    1. Doug Quaid: Where am I?
    2. Johnnycab: You're in a Johnnycab.
    3. Doug Quaid: How did I get in here?
    4. Johnnycab: I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?
    5. Doug Quaid: How did I get in this taxi?
    6. Johnnycab: The door opened, you got in. Hell of a day, isn't it?
    – Submitted by Christopher S (6 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: When you hear the crunch you're there.
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (16 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: You, you're not you. You're me.
    2. Doug Quaid: No shit!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (16 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: [Quaid points a gun at Dr. Edgemar's head] All right, let's say you're telling the truth and this is all a dream. I could pull this trigger and it won't matter!
    – Submitted by Nick S (16 months ago)
    1. Fat Lady: Two weeks...
    – Submitted by Josh D (16 months ago)
    1. Vilas Cohaagen: In 30 seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes!
    – Submitted by Alexander G (16 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: See you at the party, Richter!
    – Submitted by Edward JM G (17 months ago)
    1. Vilas Cohaagen: Otherwise I'll erase your ass.
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (19 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Sew me dickhead!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (19 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: YOU BLEW MY COVER!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (19 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Just shove real hard.
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (19 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Here's the plan. Get your ass to Mars!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (19 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...you think I'm the real Quaid? I am! [shoots enemies]
    – Submitted by Jonny B (19 months ago)
    1. Melina: What have you been feeding this thing?
    2. Doug Quaid: Blonds.
    – Submitted by Eddie S (19 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: You wouldn't hurt me, would you sweetheart? Sweetheart, we're married
    2. Doug Quaid: [shoots Lori] Consider that a divorce.
    – Submitted by Edward JM G (19 months ago)
    1. Benny: Hey man! You need a cab?!
    2. Doug Quaid: What about that guy?
    3. Benny: He ain't got FIVE kids to feed!
    – Submitted by Andrew D (20 months ago)
    1. Benny: Man, I got FIVE kids to FEED!
    – Submitted by Hayden S (20 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: See you at the party Richter!
    – Submitted by Robert F (20 months ago)
    1. Benny: Hey, Quaid! I'm gonna squash you!
    2. Doug Quaid: Benny! Here!
    3. Benny: [shouts] Where the fuck are you?
    4. Doug Quaid: [killing him with a large drill] SCREW YOU!
    – Submitted by Stefan G (20 months ago)
    1. Johnnycab: Hello I'm Johnnycab, where can I take you tonight?
    2. Doug Quaid: Drive, drive!
    3. Johnnycab: Would you please repeat the destination?
    4. Doug Quaid: Anywhere, just go, GO!
    5. Doug Quaid: SHIT, SHIT!
    6. Johnnycab: Im not familiar with that address, would you please repeat the destination?
    – Submitted by Patryk G (20 months ago)
    1. Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits, please.
    2. Doug Quaid: Sue me, dickhead.
    – Submitted by Patryk G (20 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Get your ass to Mars.
    – Submitted by bob d (20 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?
    – Submitted by Josh M (21 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?
    – Submitted by Josh M (21 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: [shoots his wife] Considerite a divorce.
    – Submitted by Jack C (21 months ago)
    1. Tony: You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Houser!
    2. Doug Quaid: Look who's talking
    – Submitted by Michael F (21 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: My name is not Quaid!
    – Submitted by Michael F (21 months ago)
    1. Tony: You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser.
    2. Doug Quaid: Look who's talking.
    – Submitted by Aaron E (21 months ago)
    1. Melina: That's your wife? What a bitch!
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (21 months ago)
    1. Vilas Cohaagen: Then i'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes!
    – Submitted by Tino N (21 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: You are not you, you're me.
    2. Doug Quaid: No shit.
    – Submitted by Aaron E (21 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: SCREW YOU!
    – Submitted by Aaron E (21 months ago)
    1. Richter: Is this an illusion?
    – Submitted by Laura G (22 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Consider this a divorce.
    – Submitted by Danny S (23 months ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: [laughs] Did you think this is the real Doug Quaid? It is.
    – Submitted by Danny S (2 years ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Now, this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars.
    – Submitted by Andrew B (2 years ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: See you at the party, Richter!
    – Submitted by Dominic H (2 years ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married! [Lori goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her in the head, killing her]
    2. Doug Quaid: Consider that a divorce!
    – Submitted by Gavin S (2 years ago)
    1. Vilas Cohaagen: In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes.
    – Submitted by Garrett C (2 years ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people air!
    – Submitted by Ryan M (2 years ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: Doug, honey. You wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!
    2. Doug Quaid: Consider that a divorce!
    – Submitted by Ryan M (2 years ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: No wonder you're having nightmares. You're always watching the news.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Doug Quaid: If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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