Total Recall Quotes

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    1. Douglas Quaid: Why you trying to kill me? Talk! Or we can skip straight til' death do us part!
    2. Lori Quaid: I'm not your wife
    3. Douglas Quaid: That's bullshit we've been married seven years!
    4. Lori Quaid: I'm UFB Police Intel, assigned to play your wife, six weeks ago I didn't even know you.
    5. Douglas Quaid: Our marriage?
    6. Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife. Come on, deep down did you really believe someone like me, would marry someone like you, and live, in this shithole!?
    – Submitted by James W (6 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: Are you fucking kidding me?
    – Submitted by Manu A (8 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: Get some sleep.
    2. Douglas Quaid: Sleep scares me.
    3. Lori Quaid: Well, dream of me.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (13 months ago)
    1. Melina: That's your wife!?
    2. Douglas Quaid/Hauser: I think we're separated.
    – Submitted by Piarre W (15 months ago)
    1. Melina: I've been looking for you everywhere.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (15 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: By the way, you haven't even begun to to see me try to kill you.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (15 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: What the hell are you doing?
    2. Lori Quaid: My job!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (15 months ago)
    1. Harry: They chemically transfused me into your mind.
    – Submitted by Aliah K (15 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Consider that a divorce!
    – Submitted by Marcos V (16 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Get your ass to Mars.
    – Submitted by Marcos V (16 months ago)
    1. Kuato: You blew my cover!
    – Submitted by Marcos V (16 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
    – Submitted by Erald P (16 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: Did you think I'd let you leave without a kiss goodbye?
    – Submitted by Ayiepa U (16 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death...
    2. Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Oh shit. [waiting for the lift doors to open]
    3. Lori Quaid: So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been...
    – Submitted by James W (17 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife.
    – Submitted by Scott C (17 months ago)
    1. Matthias: That is not the only reason you are here.
    2. Douglas Quaid: I want to remember.
    3. Matthias: Why?
    4. Douglas Quaid: So I can be myself, be who I was.
    5. Matthias: It it each man's quest to find out who he truly is but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.
    6. Douglas Quaid: But the past tells us who we've become.
    7. Matthias: The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.
    – Submitted by Hugo A (17 months ago)
    1. Lori Quaid: Sweet dreams.
    – Submitted by Jed G (18 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: What the hell are you doing!?
    2. Lori Quaid: My job!
    – Submitted by James W (19 months ago)
    1. Vilos Cohaagen: DEAL WITH IT!
    – Submitted by Adam C (19 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: Everyone seems to know me, but me..
    – Submitted by Helmie H (20 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?
    – Submitted by Rob C (20 months ago)
    1. Three-Breasted Woman: You're going to wish you had three hands.
    – Submitted by Rob C (20 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce!
    – Submitted by Sebastian S (20 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: See you at the party, Richter!
    – Submitted by Sebastian S (20 months ago)
    1. Cohaagen: Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.
    – Submitted by Gary K (20 months ago)
    1. Melina: That was your wife? What a bitch!
    – Submitted by David R (20 months ago)
    1. Douglas Quaid: If I'm not me...then who the hell am I?
    – Submitted by A Wise M (20 months ago)

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