Toy Story Quotes

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• 1. Buzz Lightyear: And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
  – Submitted by Katriina M (4 months ago)
• 1. Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today Buzz, let's get you out of here.
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it?! You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nezbit! [laughs crazily]
  3. Woody: SNAP OUT OF IT, BUZZ!
  – Submitted by Robbie N (6 months ago)
• 1. Woody: You are a child's play thing!
  – Submitted by Bobby K (6 months ago)
• 1. Slinky Dog: Hey hey, come on Potato Head. If Woody says it's all right then darn, it's good enough for me.
  2. Mr. Potato Head: *looking to Mr Spell, points his thumb back to Slinky, then takes off his mouth and taps it against his bum* *Mr Spell laughs*
  – Submitted by Stephen N (6 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, & you have my pity. Farewell.
  2. Woody: Yeah, well good riddance, you loony!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (7 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Shut up, just shut up, you idiot!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
  3. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (7 months ago)
• 1. Sid: It's busted.
  2. Woody: Who are you calling busted? Buster!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (7 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant: Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
  2. Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave! [pulls off mustache]
  – Submitted by Randon L (8 months ago)
• 1. Woody: You're a toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're.. you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red, You know what to do.
  2. Sergeant: Yes, sir! All right, men You heard him. Code Red! Repeat: we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move, move,move, move, move!
  – Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)
• 1. Hamm: Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents? Yes, sir we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure!
  2. Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
  3. Hamm: Oh for crying out loud their all in boxes you idiot!
  – Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Hey, uh, Slinky?
  2. Slinky Dog: Right here Woody, I'm red this time.
  3. Woody: No Slink
  4. Slinky Dog: Oh, well, all right., you can be red if you want
  5. Woody: N-Not now, Slink, I got some bad news.
  6. Slinky Dog: Bad News?!
  7. Woody: Shh! Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.
  8. Slinky Dog: Got it!
  9. Woody: Be happy!
  – Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Hey Sarge have you seen Slinky?
  2. Sergeant: Sir, no sir!
  3. Woody: Whoa okay at ease!
  – Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)
• 1. Woody: All right all right! If I send out the troops will you all calm down!
  2. Rex: Yes we will we promise!
  3. Woody: Okay save your batteries!
  4. Hamm: Atta boy Woody that's using the old noodle!
  – Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Buzz, you're flying!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying, this is falling with style.
  – Submitted by Brandon M (9 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Buzz, you're alive! This is great, we can go home and you can explain to the others that this is just a big misunderstanding. Huh? Right, buddy?
  2. Buzz Lightyear: I would like to inform you that we don't have violence on my planet.
  3. Woody: Oh, that's good.
  4. Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet, are we?
  5. Woody: No.
  6. Buzz Lightyear: [lunges at Woody, they fall over and fight]
  – Submitted by Brandon M (9 months ago)
• 1. Woody: He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers or fly!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. [opens wings and everyone is in awe]
  3. Hamm: Impressive wingspan. Very good.
  – Submitted by Eugene B (10 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody!
  – Submitted by Paulo B (10 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'.
  2. TV Announcer: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
  – Submitted by Paulo B (10 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
  2. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
  – Submitted by Paulo B (10 months ago)
• 1. Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
  – Submitted by Paulo B (10 months ago)
• 1. Sid: Where are your rebel friends NOW?
  – Submitted by Sam C (11 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving-buddy?
  2. Rex: Everyone else was picked?
  – Submitted by Sam C (11 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's today?
  – Submitted by Jed G (12 months ago)
• 1. Woody: You are a child's play thing!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  – Submitted by Adam K (12 months ago)
• 1. Woody: That wasn't flying, that was...falling with style.
  – Submitted by Fisch K (12 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
  – Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (13 months ago)
• 1. Woody: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!
  – Submitted by Brianna K (13 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Buzz look, an alien!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Where!
  3. Woody: *laughs*
  – Submitted by Joaquin P (13 months ago)
• 1. Rex: He tortures toys...just for fun!
  2. Bo Peep: [Buzz jumps on the ledge] What are you doing? Get down from there.
  3. Buzz Lightyear: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson!
  4. Woody: Yeah sure go ahead with your scary laser. [sarcastically pressing Buzz's laser button]
  5. Buzz Lightyear: Don't do that it's extremely dangerous! [Lenny warns the toys to jump back into the room off the ledge as Sid blows up the soldier and cheers]
  6. Buzz Lightyear: I could have stopped him!
  7. Woody: Buzz I'd love to see you try. Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (14 months ago)
• 1. Woody: YOU ARE A TOY, YOU CAN'T FLY! [Buzz's memories]
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (14 months ago)
• 1. Woody: So play nice!
  2. Sid: AAH! [screaming out of the garden]
  3. Woody: Hahahahaha! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! YES! [cheering with the toys]
  4. Sid: Running into the house] THE TOYS...THE TOYS ARE ALIVE! Nice Toy...AAH!
  5. Hannah: What's wrong Sid? Don't you want to play with Sally? [Chasing Sid into his bedroom]
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (14 months ago)
• 1. Sid: A Buzz Lightyear? No way!
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (14 months ago)
• 1. Woody: That's not flying, that's just falling with style.
  – Submitted by James B (14 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Wait a minute...I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!
  – Submitted by Kris R (15 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know: even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is something we do not promote on my planet.
  2. Woody: Oh, well, that's good.
  3. Buzz Lightyear: [brings Woody face-to-face with him] But we're not on my planet, are we?
  – Submitted by Kris R (15 months ago)
• 1. Woody: [finally snapping to Buzz's space ranger antics] You are a toy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man.
  – Submitted by Kris R (15 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  – Submitted by Pamela B (16 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Oh, hi Bo.
  2. Bo Peep: I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
  3. Woody: Oh, hey. It was nothing.
  4. Bo Peep: What do you say I get somebody else to watch the sheep tonight?
  5. Woody: Oh-ho-ho-ho-he-he-he, yeah! I...
  6. Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
  – Submitted by Declan R (16 months ago)
• 1. Rex: Oh, great! Now I have guilt!
  – Submitted by Declan R (16 months ago)
• 1. Rex: I don't like confrontation!
  – Submitted by Michael C (16 months ago)
• 1. Woody: You can't fly!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Yes I can!
  3. Woody: Well, then prove it, Mr. Light-Beer!
  – Submitted by Hannah E (17 months ago)
• 1. Woody: That wasn't flying! That was falling with style.
  – Submitted by Amy K (18 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: According to my navi-computer, the--
  2. Woody: Shut up! Just shut up you idiot!
  3. Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
  4. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move into their house in two days and it's all your fault!
  5. Buzz Lightyear: MY-- my fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
  6. Woody: OHH yeah?! Well if YOU hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
  7. Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
  8. Woody: WHAT?! What are you talking about?!
  9. Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you my friend, are responsible for delayin' my rendezous with Star Command!
  10. Woody: YOU-ARE-A-TOOOOOYY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're-- oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
  11. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell.
  12. Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya looney! [Muttering to himself] 'Rendezous with Star Command!'
  – Submitted by Anthony A (18 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: [to Woody] You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (19 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Stop it, you zealots!
  – Submitted by Scott R (20 months ago)
• 1. Sid: Let's go home and play.
  – Submitted by Michael C (20 months ago)
• 1. Woody: You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
  2. Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!
  – Submitted by Michael C (20 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Potato Head: Look, I'm Picasso!
  2. Hamm: I don't get it.
  – Submitted by Derek K (21 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!
  – Submitted by Lucas M (21 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
  2. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (21 months ago)
• 1. Sid: [imitating doctor] No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before!
  – Submitted by Harshal M (21 months ago)
• 1. Woody: Buzz, you're flying!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
  – Submitted by Phil B (22 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity, and beyond!
  – Submitted by Daniel S (22 months ago)
• 1. Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
  2. Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
  – Submitted by Dan R (22 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up!
  – Submitted by Matthew A (23 months ago)
• 1. Hamm: Hey, why did the toys cross the road?
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Not now Hamm.
  3. Rex: Ooo, I love riddles! Why?
  4. Hamm: To get to the chicken, on the other side!
  – Submitted by Cole K (23 months ago)
• 1. Sid: Let's go home and play.
  – Submitted by Facebook U (23 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm, look I'm Picasso!
  2. Hamm: Eh, I don't get it.
  3. Mr. Potato Head: You incultured piece of swine! What you looking at you hockey puck?! (Hockey Puck shrugs.)
  – Submitted by Mark J (24 months ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
• 1. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
  – Submitted by Mike H (2 years ago)
• 1. Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try...of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.
  – Submitted by Liam C (2 years ago)
• 1. Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
  – Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)
• 1. Sid: "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow?
  – Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)