For good or ill, Bay is the soul of a new machine, the poet of post-human cinema, the CEO of Hollywood's military-entertainment complex.
Nope, this guy hasn't been bought off at all...
Aug 7 - 09:48 PM
I'll eat my shoe if this guy hasn't been bribed...
Aug 7 - 09:49 PM
Guys, shut up. This wasnt as good as the other two, but it was still pretty good. So take ur bs somewhere else. Oh and japanese cartoons werent copied. This critic was not briber so get the hell out.
Oct 2 - 06:25 AM
You give Transformers 3 a fresh rating but you, and only you, gave Terminator 2 a rotten rating. What's up with that?
Sep 8 - 03:10 AM
Can you see Bay's spunk drain down Corliss' chin?
Dec 21 - 08:14 PM
Good to see you lightening up and not being a mean troll.
Jan 14 - 01:32 PM
So you liked this one but not the first? Well that's better than a lot of your other reviews.
Jan 22 - 02:04 PM
I never thought I'd see the words "soul" and "poet" in a sentence about Michael Bay.
Jun 14 - 07:45 PM
A review like this shows the flaws in Rotten Tomatoes system - he very clearly doesn't comment at all on the quality of the film, but RT gives it a "fresh". Also, it's a crappy review because he makes out like there's "real people" and "reviewers" and the latter can't possibly have anything to say to the former. Why bother reviewing it, then? Why bother reviewing anything?
Oct 27 - 02:24 AM