Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Reviews

Bayformers 2 is a mess of a story loosely glued together with lame jokes, fighting pixels and Megan Fox's ass.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

The people Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was made for will like it for what it is. Which is probably the saddest thing about it. As long as you're willing to accept crap, you're not likely to get anything better.

Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/10

Revenge of the Fallen ... plays more like Pearl Harbor 2, from the heavy-handed seriousness to the clumsy racial stereotypes (a couple of 'ethnic' robots seem to have walked straight out of the Kirk Lazarus School of Racial Sensitivity).

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

The only part of Fallen more boring than when things are exploding is when things aren't exploding.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

The first movie of 2009 to fail my clock test.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.25/4

Is it the worst movie of the summer? Possibly. Will everybody see it? Probably.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Revenge of the Fallen is almost literally plotless. It's like a movie based on a TV Guide description. A bloated, ponderous piece of s**t.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/10

If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

Call me old fashioned, but I like a little side story and character to go along with my order of big, loud special effects.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

The right notes are struck over and over for the target demo but there's not much for the rest of us. The special effects are no longer quite so special. A fact that doesn't stop Bay from committing more-is-less excesses.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4

#transformersfail

Full Review | Original Score: C

Full Review | Original Score: C

A cinematic avalanche in which Michael Bay eschews anything resembling plot or characters and instead screams at the audience's eyes for two and a half hours.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

The first, comparatively lucid Transformers was a headache, but I sort of enjoyed it....Revenge of the Fallen is more like listening to rocks in a clothes dryer for 2 1/2 hours.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Compared to this sequel, the first Transformers, which was released two years ago, ranks right up there with Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.

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This celluloid abortion should be buried in a vault and shown to film students as an example of big Hollywood at its worst.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

Clocking in at almost 2 1/2 hours, Revenge of the Fallen feels interminable.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

Watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is like going to one of those chain all-you-can-eat buffet restaurants: The potatoes may be overbaked, the green beans limp and the beef lukewarm, but no way are you walking out of there hungry.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

Think of this film as like the first one multiplied by ten. Everything that was good is better and everything that was bad (the relentless stupidity of its story) is worse.

Full Review | Original Score: B-

I have never felt more like a third nipple than I did, as a screenwriter, while watching Michael Bay's new movie, 'Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen.'

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