Transformers Reviews
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It's one race of robot aliens who can transform into various vehicles and things against another, and it's on Earth and humans get involved, and, despite being forced does try to make things a bit more emotional for the audience. I'd be happy if there were no humans in the movie, but if I really had my way, I'd also make the movie have as little CGI as possible.
This is typcial Michael Bay stuff what with shallow characters, balls out action, tons of explosions, good doses of humor, and everything cranked up to 11. Some of the music is good, so that's a plus. There's some big names, and, even though a lot of them get wasted (Voight), the rest do slightly better than okay with what they're given to work with.
There's some unnecessary padding, but there again, I had no creative control. Some of the CGI actually is alright though, and there's some decent amoutn of attention to detail there, so that helps. For what this film is though, it's done well. That doesn't mean it works well as a non-genre or non summer blockbuster type of film, but it's hardly the worst of its kind.
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Now, while I know there will be tons of people who will criticize this film because it isn't accurate or the story has no depth to it, I'm not apt to agree with them because the movie is based on freaking toys. Transformers is not supposed to be Batman Begins. Two hours of big robot fights is what I'm paying to see and who better to deliver that than Michael Bay?
Yes, Michael Bay has no idea how to tell a story, or at least he's too preoccupied with other things. We don't want him making Pearl Harbor. But Transformers? Absolutely! Basically, the plot makes sure to set up the conflict - Autobots versus the Decepticons, who want to enslave the universe. It fits likeable humans into the equation, and that's it. When things aren't blowing up, Bay keeps you entertained by having the actors banter through comedic scenes, many of which work really well. Consider a scene where main character Sam is looking for a pair of glasses crucial to the plot. The entire scene is the Transformers trying to hide from Sam's parents, and Sam's parents bantering with their son in a manner that keeps the laughs coming. He casually finds the glasses in the next scene, right on the dining table in plain sight. The necessary element to the plot takes five seconds, the comedy over five minutes.
And I'm not complaining because it's a movie about gigantic robots fighting other gigantic robots, and they all can turn into cars - GM cars at that (this movie does not conceal product placement). I'm not expecting anything more than a well crafted B movie with lots of explosions and car chases, and this movie delivers 144 minutes worth!
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