Transporter 2 Reviews

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Top Critic
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
September 10, 2005
In essence, it's more of the same.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs
August 31, 2005
If I'd wanted to see a videogame in a movie theater, I would have brought my own.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle
September 2, 2005
An otherwise cruddy-looking assemblage of action-sequel clichés that benefits from Frank's dry-cleaned monosyllabic intensity but suffers from just about everything else.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net
September 1, 2005
Takes itself far too seriously, yet it's hard not to laugh at how ludicrous it is
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
September 6, 2005
Careens wildly off course before finally running out of gas.
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine
August 30, 2005
The Transporter 2 is a martial arts-obsessed action movie inadvertently reconceived as cartoonish parody.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Kam Williams
Upstage Magazine
May 25, 2007
Preposterous!
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
September 10, 2005
They've gone back to the well only to discover that most of the good stuff was used up the first time around.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
Top Critic
Stephen Hunter
Washington Post
September 2, 2005
Statham isn't the best thing in Transporter 2; he's essentially the only thing.
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium
September 1, 2005
It's so busy trying to bolster its liabilities that it can't properly develop its assets.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
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Kyle Smith
New York Post
September 2, 2005
Transporter 2 is faster than a speeding jet ski, more powerful than a hidden motive and cheesier than a Camembert factory.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye
September 9, 2005
..if it had the gumption to elevate its marketable value and challenge the notion of not being just another brainless and bombastic entry into the "crash and bash" sweepstakes
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com
January 7, 2006
I'm pretty sure Transporter 2 is the dumbest movie I've ever seen.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Joe Lozito
Big Picture Big Sound
July 14, 2007
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire
August 31, 2005
Few bad movies are more aggravating than a sequel that betrays everything which made its predecessor entertaining.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
Erik Childress
eFilmCritic.com
September 1, 2005
The Transporter films are pure garbage; ones that don't quite reach the bottom of the chute since the XXX flicks will cushion their fall.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Sean Axmaker
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
September 1, 2005
... a compendium of pulp dialogue and B-movie plot twists that (director Louis) Leterrier can't zoom through fast enough.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures
September 2, 2005
nothing more than a ninety minute car commercial
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher
September 2, 2005
[Features] the most ludicrous moment onscreen in 2005...
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
September 2, 2005
A James Bond-type of escapist fantasy film for those who can't get enough trashy action when 007 is not on the screen.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
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Lisa Nesselson
Variety
February 23, 2012
Scott A. Mantz
Scott Mantz' Movie Reviews
March 3, 2012
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