Transporter 2 Reviews

In essence, it's more of the same.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4

If I'd wanted to see a videogame in a movie theater, I would have brought my own.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

An otherwise cruddy-looking assemblage of action-sequel clichés that benefits from Frank's dry-cleaned monosyllabic intensity but suffers from just about everything else.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Takes itself far too seriously, yet it's hard not to laugh at how ludicrous it is

Full Review | Original Score: 4/10

Careens wildly off course before finally running out of gas.

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The Transporter 2 is a martial arts-obsessed action movie inadvertently reconceived as cartoonish parody.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Preposterous!

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

They've gone back to the well only to discover that most of the good stuff was used up the first time around.

Full Review | Original Score: C+

Statham isn't the best thing in Transporter 2; he's essentially the only thing.

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It's so busy trying to bolster its liabilities that it can't properly develop its assets.

Full Review | Original Score: C-

Transporter 2 is faster than a speeding jet ski, more powerful than a hidden motive and cheesier than a Camembert factory.

| Original Score: 2.5/4

..if it had the gumption to elevate its marketable value and challenge the notion of not being just another brainless and bombastic entry into the "crash and bash" sweepstakes

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

I'm pretty sure Transporter 2 is the dumbest movie I've ever seen.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Few bad movies are more aggravating than a sequel that betrays everything which made its predecessor entertaining.

Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4

The Transporter films are pure garbage; ones that don't quite reach the bottom of the chute since the XXX flicks will cushion their fall.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

... a compendium of pulp dialogue and B-movie plot twists that (director Louis) Leterrier can't zoom through fast enough.

Full Review | Original Score: C

nothing more than a ninety minute car commercial

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5

[Features] the most ludicrous moment onscreen in 2005...

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A James Bond-type of escapist fantasy film for those who can't get enough trashy action when 007 is not on the screen.

Full Review | Original Score: C+

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