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Transporter 2 Reviews

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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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In essence, it's more of the same.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | Original Score: 2.5/4

September 10, 2005
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs

If I'd wanted to see a videogame in a movie theater, I would have brought my own.

Full Review Source: Three Movie Buffs | Original Score: 2/4

August 31, 2005
Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle
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An otherwise cruddy-looking assemblage of action-sequel clichés that benefits from Frank's dry-cleaned monosyllabic intensity but suffers from just about everything else.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 2, 2005
Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net

Takes itself far too seriously, yet it's hard not to laugh at how ludicrous it is

Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net | Original Score: 4/10

September 1, 2005
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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Careens wildly off course before finally running out of gas.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper

September 6, 2005
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

The Transporter 2 is a martial arts-obsessed action movie inadvertently reconceived as cartoonish parody.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: 1.5/4

August 30, 2005
Kam Williams
Upstage Magazine

Preposterous!

Full Review Source: Upstage Magazine | Original Score: 1/4

May 25, 2007
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

They've gone back to the well only to discover that most of the good stuff was used up the first time around.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | Original Score: C+

September 10, 2005
Stephen Hunter
Washington Post
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Statham isn't the best thing in Transporter 2; he's essentially the only thing.

Full Review Source: Washington Post

September 2, 2005
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium

It's so busy trying to bolster its liabilities that it can't properly develop its assets.

Full Review Source: Flipside Movie Emporium | Original Score: C-

September 1, 2005
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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Transporter 2 is faster than a speeding jet ski, more powerful than a hidden motive and cheesier than a Camembert factory.

| Original Score: 2.5/4

September 2, 2005
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

..if it had the gumption to elevate its marketable value and challenge the notion of not being just another brainless and bombastic entry into the "crash and bash" sweepstakes

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | Original Score: 2/4

September 9, 2005
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com

I'm pretty sure Transporter 2 is the dumbest movie I've ever seen.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

January 7, 2006
Joe Lozito
Big Picture Big Sound

Full Review Source: Big Picture Big Sound | Original Score: 1.5/4

July 14, 2007
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire

Few bad movies are more aggravating than a sequel that betrays everything which made its predecessor entertaining.

Full Review Source: SPLICEDWire | Original Score: 0.5/4

August 31, 2005
Erik Childress
eFilmCritic.com

The Transporter films are pure garbage; ones that don't quite reach the bottom of the chute since the XXX flicks will cushion their fall.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 1, 2005
Sean Axmaker
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

... a compendium of pulp dialogue and B-movie plot twists that (director Louis) Leterrier can't zoom through fast enough.

Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Original Score: C

September 1, 2005
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures

nothing more than a ninety minute car commercial

Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | Original Score: 2.5/5

September 2, 2005
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher

[Features] the most ludicrous moment onscreen in 2005...

Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher

September 2, 2005
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

A James Bond-type of escapist fantasy film for those who can't get enough trashy action when 007 is not on the screen.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Original Score: C+

September 2, 2005
Lisa Nesselson
Variety
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February 23, 2012
Scott A. Mantz
Scott Mantz' Movie Reviews
March 3, 2012
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