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A group of college students embarks on a wild, sexy and outrageous semester abroad at Razvan University. Located deep in the heart of the "cursed land" of Transylvania in a centuries-old castle, Razvan isn't your typical institution of higher learning. The black leather-clad professors, three-foot-tall dean, instruction in crucifix-wielding, and topless vampiresses lurking in dark corners are just the start. It seems Castle Razvan was the property of the feared Vampire King Radu in the Dark Ages
Dec 4, 2009 Wide
Apr 27, 2010
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David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean.
With stronger actors and real writers, this might've been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness.
If your idea of a good time is laughing with repulsion at a humpbacked Romanian nympho with a torture-loving midget dad, or tittering every time a bong appears, a darkened theater awaits you.
Transylmania is such a colossal comedic misfire that it makes the execrable Scary Movie films look like masterworks of Preston Sturges-esque genius by comparison.
It's really bad, but at least it's not Friedberg and Seltzer levels of bad.
This is dinosaur stuff. A rubber chicken and a squirting flower would've really capped things off.
Spoofs horror cliches rather than stringing together random, witless pop-culture gags like the Scary Movie franchise .... [but is] vulgar, juvenile, gross and not particularly funny.
I surveyed the crowd at the screening I attended, feeling the chill in the air as seven strangers sat in stone-cold silence -- not a single laugh from anyone. The eighth moviegoer? Fast asleep five minutes in. I've never envied a person more.
Audience Reviews for Transylmania
- Lia: You guy's we need to force him to put me back together guys, seriously.
- Wang: Actually, I've been looking through focus notes and shit, and I'm fairly sorta confident that I can reattach your head to this frankenbody.
- Danni: You're gonna put her body on that thing?
- Pete: Dude, do you think you can do that?
- Wang: I was pre-med before I changed to music appreciation, and after all the years of playing video games, these hands have been high tuned.
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