• PG-13, 1 hr. 35 min.
  • Horror, Comedy
  • Directed By:    Claudio Fragasso
  • In Theaters:    Oct 3, 1990 Wide
  • On DVD:    Jul 22, 1992
  • MGM

Troll 2 Quotes

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  • Creedence:
    This is my house!
    ‐ Submitted by Jarryd R (20 months ago)

  • Joshua:
    Nilbog! It's Goblin spelled backwards!
    ‐ Submitted by Dom G (21 months ago)

  • Joshua:
    A double decker bologna sandwich!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan N (21 months ago)

  • Arnold:
    They're eating her! Then they're going to eat me! [a fly lands on Arnold's forehead, but it's okay, no need to reshoot] Oh my gaaaaaaaawwwd!
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly M (23 months ago)

  • Joshua:
    You were in the wrong room!
    Seth:
    I'm still learning the layout of this house, Joshua.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly M (23 months ago)

  • Joshua:
    What are you gonna do to me daddy?
    Michael:
    I'm tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel the hunger pains! Your mother and sister will have to do likewise!
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly M (23 months ago)

  • Michael:
    I'm tightening my belt so I don't feel hunger pains.
    ‐ Submitted by Ralph S (2 years ago)

  • Joshua:
    Nilbog... It's goblin spelt backwards! This is their kingdom!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)

  • Michael:
    And you can't piss on hospitality. I won't allow it!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam L (2 years ago)

  • Arnold:
    Their eating her! And then they're gunna eat me! Oh my God!
    ‐ Submitted by Tommy L (2 years ago)

  • Arnold:
    Why can't I move! There must be a logical explanation for this!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)

  • Creedence:
    Now... We're going to feed you, Joshua... You are hungry, right?
    Joshua:
    [get's a sandwitch] A double decker bologni sandwich!
    Creedence:
    AAAARGGHHH! Don't eat it! Think about the fat in your blood! Think about the colessterol! Think about the toxins!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)

  • Arnold:
    [to the goblins] Let me give you some advice, you dwarves... Get out of here, or you'll be in a lot of trouble!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)

  • Drew:
    Hey, you know where the girls hang out round here?
    Sheriff Freak:
    What? The girls? [drives off laughing his ass off for no reason]
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)

  • Brent:
    No... Please... No more popcorn...
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)

  • Arnold:
    They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)

  • Joshua:
    Nilbog! It's Goblin spelled backwards!
    ‐ Submitted by Jina K (2 years ago)

  • Michael:
    You can't piss on hospitality.
    ‐ Submitted by Shawn K (2 years ago)

  • Bells:
    No, please dont double fist me.... Oh my god.
    ‐ Submitted by April C (2 years ago)

  • Michael:
    Do you see this writing!? Do you know what it means!? Hospitality! And you don't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael H (2 years ago)

  • Arnold:
    Oh my god!
    ‐ Submitted by Sean L (3 years ago)

  • Sheriff Freak:
    I'm gonna arrest you and feed you a sandwich!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony C (3 years ago)

  • Brent:
    No more popcorn!
    ‐ Submitted by Maria R (3 years ago)

  • Joshua:
    A double-decker bologna sandwich!
    Creedence:
    Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about THE TOXINS!
    ‐ Submitted by Kasey F (3 years ago)

  • Michael:
    I am tightening my belt buckle so that I wont feel hunger pains. [tightens the belt buckle]
    ‐ Submitted by Raj D (3 years ago)

  • Michael:
    And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!
    ‐ Submitted by Calvin T (3 years ago)

  • Arnold:
    They're eating her, then they're going to eat me. Oh my God!
    ‐ Submitted by Christian S (3 years ago)

  • Wood Tales Girl:
    This may tickle....bzzzzzzz!
    ‐ Submitted by Micah R (3 years ago)

  • Joshua:
    Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

  • Arnold:
    Oh my Gooooooddddddddd.
    ‐ Submitted by Larry L (3 years ago)