Tucker & Dale vs Evil Quotes

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  • Tucker:
    It's a lovely day for a run, isn't it?
    ‐ Submitted by Rhys S (20 months ago)

  • Dale:
    They cut off his bowling fingers...
    ‐ Submitted by Jim D (2 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    I think he's gonna walk it off.
    ‐ Submitted by Jim D (2 years ago)

  • Dale:
    If you kill my dog I'm gonna.. I'm gonna be really mad!
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan H (2 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    We've had a doooosey ofa day!
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander R (2 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    [to Dale] When you see a college girl prancing around half naked, you do not call out my name!
    ‐ Submitted by Venkatesh S (3 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    [his face frozen in pain from countless bee stings, calling out] College kids!
    ‐ Submitted by Ben A (3 years ago)

  • Dale:
    Bring it frat bitch.
    ‐ Submitted by Justin M (3 years ago)

  • Dale:
    Your a good looking guy...more or less.
    ‐ Submitted by Jake W (3 years ago)

  • Dale:
    They chopped off his bowling fingers!
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (3 years ago)

  • Jason:
    [after hatchet flies by him] What are you doing, man?! That's my whole face!
    ‐ Submitted by Jeff N (3 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    They chopped off his bowling fingers!
    ‐ Submitted by Anita Z (3 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened and what looks like what happened...is purdy nasty!
    ‐ Submitted by Timothy N (3 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    I'll bring the finger sandwiches.
    ‐ Submitted by Christina S (3 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    Do your friends take medication?
    ‐ Submitted by Christina S (3 years ago)

  • Dale:
    I should have known, a guy like me, talking to a girl like you, it would end at somebody being dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Yegar G (3 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    This is a suicide pact!
    Tucker:
    These kids are coming out here and killing themselves all over the woods!
    Dale:
    Oh my God that makes so much sense!
    Tucker:
    We've got to hide all of the sharp objects!
    ‐ Submitted by Jack M (3 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    We've had a doozy of a day officer. There we we're mindin our own business. Makin some improvements to our new vacation home. When all the sudden these kids start killin themselves all over my property. Now, I don't know about how much experience you've had with this kind of thing but me and Dale here, well, we ain't had any.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason W (4 years ago)

  • Tucker:
    Stop drop, and roll!
    ‐ Submitted by Everett G (4 years ago)

  • Dale:
    Hey how about I help you and pull those stingers out of your face?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Dale:
    Tuck, what happened to your face?
    Tucker:
    I sawed into a bee's nest.
    Dale:
    Pshhh. Why?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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