Kristen Stewart is really pretty good here, although like almost all actresses she believes pregnant women rub their baby bumps unceasingly.
Brilliant review,love it.
Nov 17 - 05:26 AM
well, i did when i was pregnant, it is not something ALL pregnant women do but some do, and wait a minute, your a guy!!!, so what do you know?
Nov 17 - 05:55 AM
He knows more about reviewing movies than you do.
Nov 17 - 08:52 AM
Wait a minute? You're a Flixtard! So what do you know about cinematic criticism or film whatsoever?
Nov 19 - 02:26 PM
Ebert's best score since the first one. Twilight was 2.5/4, New Moon was 1/4, Eclipse was 2/4... now it's back to 2.5/4. I think that right there is saying something about the quality of this film compared to the last two. Even if it didn't make his "fresh" 3/4 rating, I'm fine with this.
Nov 17 - 06:43 AM
That's just sad and speaks about your taste in movies. But, with Twilight, I guess the bst you could hope for is a crappy rating. Plus, it's getting some of the worst reviews that any Twilight movie has ever gotten. Even New Moon started off on a pretty high note, compared to it's final score. I think this one will be the lowest scoring one, actually. This movie started off with an 11%, and while a couple positive reviews are starting to come in, the negatives reviews coming in even faster. Don't keep your hopes up.
Nov 17 - 06:57 AM
So, the millions of people that actually DO like the Twilight series must ALL have horrible taste in film right? None of them could possibly know what a great film really is, correct? Or maybe YOU just have the best taste in film ever. Maybe that's it. Point? Just because someone finds something to enjoy in these films, doesn't mean that defines what their movie taste is. I like Twilight and my favorite film is On the Waterfront. What does that say about me?
Nov 17 - 07:35 AM
It says you have brilliant taste in movies. On the Waterfront is my favorite movie too. I'm seeing Breaking Dawn Sat.
Nov 17 - 08:19 AM
It says that you're completely full of yourself and overzealous
Nov 17 - 10:34 PM
I love Godfather and Citizen Kane, but some of my favorite movies are Jackie Chan's Chinese produced B movies. I love Prime Rib but I also love McDonald's McRib. What does that say about me? Nothing. Everyone has different opinions and tastes. Why waste your time fighting about it?
Nov 18 - 08:51 AM
I don't know what it says about you, but I know what it doesn't say. It doesn't say that Twilight is a good movie - its merely your guilty pleasure.
Nov 20 - 01:35 AM
Nov 21 - 06:20 PM
Have you ever been enamored by the films of Bergman, witnessed the clarity of the Technicolor in Powell and Pressburger's The Red Shoes, or the glorious black and whites of Antonioni's L'Avventura, Fellini's La Strada, Kurosawa's Rashoman, Scorsese's Raging Bull? I have been. Why don't you just check out some of my favorites while your at it. You hate Twilight and you are religiously checking the Tomatometer for Breaking Dawn Part 1.. why waste your time?
Nov 17 - 07:42 AM
lol look at marcus trying to overcompensate
Nov 17 - 10:36 PM
It doesn't mean you're right.
Nov 20 - 01:34 AM
"although like almost all actresses she believes pregnant women rub their baby bumps unceasingly."
That actually sounds pretty true to life, based on my observation of pregnant woman who hold their bellies 24 hours a day as if it will fall off otherwise.
Nov 17 - 07:34 AM
Nov 17 - 08:47 AM
Uh no. My sister is five months pregnant and she doesn't constantly hold her belly 24 hours a day. She's got other things to do than constantly reminding herself that she's getting fatter.
Dec 17 - 03:32 AM
Well, now I know this movie will be great.
I think I have never seen pregnant women rub their stomachs as much as when actresses play pregnant. Then again, I tend to avoid pregnant women.
Nov 17 - 10:06 AM
Why? If you don't mind me asking.
Nov 17 - 10:47 AM
Thank you Roger Ebert for another great review. Only fans or teenage girls will see this movie so i guess the actors don't really have to act to get alot of money.
Nov 17 - 11:46 AM
Movie, I hate to break it to you... but fans of all ages and gender watch these movies. I just saw BD, and it was a 21 and over showing with 1/3 of the audience was male.
Nov 19 - 10:09 PM
So all the males are either gay or poor unfortunate souls that were dragged to the movie by their girlfriend?
Nov 19 - 11:28 PM
i have to admit this was pretty funny for ebert. he clearly does not know what is going on...since she is only pregnant for at most 2 months ...not 9...but i was glad to see he didnt try to insult those who are fans of the books/movies.
Nov 17 - 02:10 PM
Very amusing review, loved reading it.
Nov 21 - 12:16 AM
I love this review, Ebert seems like he doesn't know what to talk about since this Twilight thing is beyond him (and he's not alone there).
He's just like "Uhhhh, the people are like getting married and stuff so yeah". Love it.
Nov 21 - 11:03 PM
At that, I think he understands the concept just fine.
Nov 26 - 07:05 AM
I love how half-assed this review is, he's basically saying: "the movie's stupid as fuck, but i guess it's alright for its..... kind....... whatever."
Dec 8 - 08:18 AM
Alex Luthor II
Like many have said before, anyone who actually enjoys this tripe should consider seeking out psychological help
Feb 22 - 11:00 PM
Brilliant and funny review :)
Jun 13 - 01:45 PM