Twisted Reviews

The movie seems to have been made almost in spite of the efforts of all involved.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5

Twisted is so bad I'm embarrassed to have seen it and therefore am a bit ashamed to write even an unkind review.

| Original Score: 1.5/4

Walks like a thriller and talks like a thriller, but it squawks like a turkey.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Twisted is just another example of a motion picture that will surprise and delight only those who see movies less frequently than they see their dentist.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Fifteen minutes into this movie, I figured out who the murderer was. That left me the rest of the movie to ponder why any of these people agreed to be in it.

| Original Score: D

Numbingly predictable, inept, and boring.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

A complete jumble of a movie that could have a talking albino gnu wander into the last frame and not make any less sense

Full Review | Original Score: D-

You've seen better mysteries on Murder She Wrote, you'll hear better dialogue in an Ed Wood flick, and you'll experience better sex scenes on a hot day at your local zoo.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Characters get distorted and motivations warped in this police thriller in order to keep bodies piling up and clues pointing in all directions.

This movie plays like they were reading [Roger Ebert's] little movie glossary and they took every cliche in there.

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Some of the Judd-in-jeopardy movies have been diverting in a perfect-for- an-airplane-ride way, but Twisted is marred by goofy subplots, a Judd head of hair that goes from short to long to short and inane dialogue.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

The problem with being asked to name the worst Hollywood thriller starring Ashley Judd is that you first have to be able to tell them apart.

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Sarah Thorp's script is twisted in all the wrong ways.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

Judd kicks a man in the crotch within four minutes of the film's beginning. I believe the purpose of all Ashley Judd movies is to allow her to kick a man in the crotch.

Full Review | Original Score: D+

Twisted is rubbish, but it looks good enough, moves fast enough and does improve as it progresses, principally because its plot disintegrates to the point of outright comedy.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

Twisted dies at almost the very moment it begins.

Full Review | Original Score: D-

Judd, Samuel L. Jackson, Andy Garcia and David Strathairn all are wasted.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

The only way you could stuff one more movie cop cliché into Twisted would be with a shoehorn and a sledgehammer.

Full Review | Original Score: F

...generic and hysterical hackwork...utterly tepid and inconsequential...an unoriginal and flavorless suspense piece that's shunning more than shocking

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Genuinely awful.

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