Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas Reviews

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Super Reviewer
December 28, 2013
"Peeples" was bad, "Temptation" was a hilarious atrocity, but "A Madea Christmas" ends the 2013 Tyler Perry Stink-Pile Trilogy with a bang.
Nate Z.
Super Reviewer
December 16, 2013
I had no plans to watch this movie, let alone in a theater and on opening night. Then one fall weekend, my pal decided to raise the stakes on our fantasy football match-up, and then Ronnie Hillman couldn't hold on to the ball, and I lost by four points. My punishment: seeing Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas in the theater. My friend and critic Ben Bailey has taken it upon himself to watch and review all the Madea films, so he was ready and planning to watch the latest. I accompanies him for one magical night of holiday messages bequeathed by a large man in drag pretending to be an old woman.

Madea (Tyler Perry) is called into action to help drive her sister Eileen (Ana Maria Horsford) to Alabama. Eileen wants to surprise her daughter, Lacey (Tika Sumpter), for Christmas. Lacey is working in a small-town as a teacher. Her husband, Conner (Eric Lively), is trying to engineer a new strain of corn to help his hometown confront a water shortage. There's just one problem. Eileen hasn't told her mom she got married... and to a white man. Lacey is worried that the news would kill her mother since Eileen has a weak heart. So Conner has to pretend to be a farmhand while Eileen visits. Then, unexpectedly, Conner's parents (Larry the Cable Guy, Kathy Najimy) arrive to spend Christmas with their family, but they too must get in on the act. The small town is also in trouble of losing lots of money if they cannot put together their annual Christmas Jubilee celebration. Lacey's ex-boyfriend Oliver (JR Lemon) swoops in to offer a corporate savior, but there are strings to attached, and he'd certainly like to get closer to Lacey.

I am about to type a string of words I never thought could possibly be put together in the English language: Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas, also starring thespian Larry thy Cable Guy, is not altogether terrible. I feel like a weight has been lifted just admitting this. Oh, let there be no question that this is a bad movie in just about every way, but the simply bad and poorly executed outweighs the terrible. To be fair my expectations could not have been any lower, especially after suffering through my first Tyler Perry movie ever this year, the earlier 2013 film, Temptation. This was my first Madea film. Part of my other entertainment was observing my audience, the mostly full theater on opening night, and charting their reactions to Madea and my own differences in opinion. I can't in good conscience suggest this is a reason for people to go see this movie, but there it is.

Every actor not named Perry or Cable Guy looks like they could sure use some more direction; they're hungry for it. Actually, Najimy (The Guilt Trip) and Larry make a good team and you're actually pleased when they enter the story, providing an alternative to Madea's shenanigans. I'll credit Perry with this twist: the redneck family is tolerant from day one and compassionate human beings and the conflict focuses on a black woman racist against white people. Although in the year 2013, this seems like a strangely dated conflict to get so worked up over. This is also the least grating Larry the Cable guy has ever been in a movie, including the Pixar Cars franchise. But these are acting professionals. The rest of the cast looks is filled with Pretty Bland Young People, all of who look like they'd rather be on a CW drama. Sumpter (Sparkle) in particular comes across like discount Zoe Saldana. Hey, there is a former CW star involved in this too, Chad Michael Murray (TV's un-canceable One Tree Hill, House of Wax) and while his character is dumb, the town's chief redneck, he's actually fine when you can make out what he's saying. But the best actor in the whole movie turns out to be Alicia Witt (Urban Legends, 88 Minutes) as Murray's put-upon wife. If there's anything approaching subtlety in this mess, it's through Witt's graceful performance of a woman struggling against her husband for what she believes is best for her child.

The Madea character, Perry's most famous alter ego, can have a numbing effect that mellows your judgment of an otherwise unlikable figure. Our introduction to the matriarch is her brief stint working at a retail store. She's unfailingly rude to customers asking ordinary questions, she's hostile, threatens violence readily, and then, when rightly fired, creates a scene and literally steals from the store. In mere minutes, I'm left with the impression that this elderly grandmother who looks like a linebacker is just a horrible human being and should be in jail. And this impression sticks for some time, that is, until you begin to adopt a Stockholm syndrome-like appreciation for her mean-spirited bickering and retaliation. As we sit and watch Eileen act like a horrible human being, so condescending and needlessly hurtful to her unknown in-laws, the balance of most terrible shifts, and we start to root for Madea because she's the only one who cuts through the nonsense, the only one to speak truth to Eileen's reproachful behavior. In the end, you may come to appreciate her being there to set people straight. I still think the whole Madea character is a large miscalculation on Perry's part, a character that's never as funny as he thinks it is (though eight movies in, so what do I know?). The constant string of malapropisms feels like the dying riffs of a deflated improv jag. There are several scenes that involve lines given off screen as if Perry is still experimenting with the scene. In the end credits bloopers, which are also not funny, it looks like Perry's shooting style is just to turn the camera on and say whatever. This is a character born to be a supporting player if utilized at all. Though her best asset is when here happens to be a worse character onscreen to whom she can focus her ire. So as long as Madea keeps starring in movies alongside more horrible human beings, we should be fine.

Part of my forgiveness with several of the film's sins goes back to its inception as a Christmas fable. You see these kinds of movies all the time on TV, where the threat of not having the small town's Christmas ceremony is going to bankrupt the whole town in an impenetrable dark cloud of holiday misery. These are the movies where plots hinge on silly things given way too much significance, and where solutions can be pulled out of nowhere and the film's family-friendly message tied up nicely in a bow. In other words, it's a world not meant to remotely echo our own reality. And so I ended up giving A Madea Christmas more leeway during the many, many times its onscreen actions conflicted with credulity, because it doesn't matter. So then...

Who cares if Conner is a college-educated scientist and doesn't know the difference between male and female cows? Who cares if Conner conducts cutting-edge bio-engineering in an open barn with, what appears to be, doing little more than pouring different liquids into different vials? Who cares that the town lawyer I so incompetent he can't be trusted to read a contract that is all of three pages? Who cares that catching a glimpse of a husband and wife in bed, with the husband under a sheet, is immediately interpreted as Klan membership, because what other possible explanations could there be? Who cares that there is a Klan meeting that Madea accidentally walks in on, and oh yes, they all happen to be in uniform? Who cares that the town's chief redneck bullies the mayor into firing a teacher when I'm pretty sure that duty is not under the mayor's direct powers? Who cares that for no reason there is a Naked Gun-style tracking shot that involves passing YouTube celebrities Sweet Brown ("Ain't nobody got time for that") and Antoine Dodson ("Hide your children and hide your wives...")? Who cares if a character believes saying things in public over a microphone to shame a corporation into charitable giving is tantamount to an unbreakable oral agreement? Who cares about the wanton violation of the separation of church and state throughout the film?

Let me dig into that last one for just a bit. Perry takes up the "War on Christmas" mantle and dominates his conclusion with this non-conflict conflict. Turns out the company that is saving the town's Christmas Jubilee festivity, thus saving jobs and keeping the beleaguered town afloat, has the audacity to request a secular ceremony. First off, this entire service is coordinated and produced by the local town's government, on government property, and already a violation of the reach of government and religion. Even their classrooms have giant wooden crosses in them. What about anyone in this town who doesn't happen to be Christian? I suppose anybody with differing religious beliefs is just not welcomed in this part of Alabama. But the most eye-rolling part is when characters screech that some vague omnipresent corporate or bureaucratic entity is taking away Christmas or stopping them from celebrating Christmas. NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU FROM CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS. Some of us just don't believe that it's government's place to advocate or do so on government property, and the courts agree. Anyway, it's an easy target for Perry and my crowd seemed to be nodding dutifully along to the whole "keep Christ in Christmas" message. It seems like a cheap way to unify the town, and it is.

Perry has been knocking out about two movies a year since he came onto the scene in 2005, and I still don't know if he properly knows how to adapt his skills to the screen. The tone is uneven and the comedy usually falls flat, but there are just moments that make you shake your head in befuddlement. This is the SECOND Perry movie this year where a mother has been lying to her daughter for decades about her father being dead when he really ran out of them. Perry also decides to fill his holiday film with Christmas-related wipes. One second we'll be watching some serious drama and then a giant animated Christmas tree will fly across the screen transitioning us to another. What? I've never seen this many wipes in a film short of a movie that had Star Wars in its title. From an acting standpoint, I still feel like Perry's direction is more theatrical, trying to play to the people in the cheap seats. Too many scenes feel rudderless, with assorted actors just feeding more lines to Madea so she can continue on a longer improvisation before somebody remembers to pick up the plot again. The film also ends immediately following the climax, the solution to the town's ails, without resolution. The camera pans up above the town and cue the end credits. It's a bit abrupt.

Then again after directing over ten movies, many starring the Madea character, there is little incentive for Perry to change his style. His brand has made him one of the most lucrative entertainers in the industry, and he has a thriving studio of his own in Georgia, pumping out content and giving lots of African-American actors valuable experience and exposure with parts that don't include Black Best Friend to the White Lead. Perry is a one-man industry and has legions of fans that will make any one of his movies a hit. They want what they want, and Perry is going to shovel it out to them. A Madea Christmas looks to be more of the same. It's generally leaden in its comedy, filled with heavy-handed messages, a loose narrative built around propping up Madea improv riffs, and the character's mean-spiritedness only really works when she's attacking a deserving party. I'll have to defer to Ben Bailey on where this ranks up there in the franchise (he said it may be the best), but for me, I was expecting terrible and was treated to mostly just bad. That's a victory. Merry Christmas everyone! Hallelujer.

Nate's Grade: C-
Super Reviewer
December 21, 2013
Putting the Ho Ho Ho in horrible three times, Tyler Perry's wary Madea Christmas not surprisingly gives moviegoers a piece of coal in their stocking. If a 7-foot man dressing up as a cantankerous granny didn't tickle your funny bone the first seven times, it's sure as hell not gonna strike comedy gold with this holidazed slice of bad taste. Oh, there are valuable life lessons floating around, but they mostly involve what NOT to do in a holiday flick. Here, the morals get presented in a way that's practically immoral. Putting forth Christian values by making a mockery of the virgin birth negates the message, as does rampant stereotyping on both sides of the aisle in the face of promoting racial harmony.

In this PG-13-rated comedy, Madea (Perry) dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when she's coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas.

Yes, it's a message movie, but the messenger shoots himself in the foot by alienating audience with flat jokes and insipid dialogue spoken by broad caricatures. It becomes so cringe-inducingly unfunny that you begin to feel embarrassed for everybody on screen.

Bottom line: It's a Woeful Life
December 30, 2014
This movie is also terrible, not as terrible as Jingle All the Way 2, but pretty fucking awful.

This movie did make me laugh at some points. Madea loves to misspeak, which is 90% of the movie. You are bound to laugh at certain points. Then there are the cringeworthy points.

The plot? Ah. Well. Shit. I don't remember character names, I was trying to keep up with this stupid plot. ...I just did the IMDB and that didn't help me remember.

Here's the plot, which will take a while. Basically there is this black teacher teaching in typical white southern town. Town has no money and it won't have money to run it's Christmas Jubilee (yeah I didn't make this fucking shit up). Black teacher gets a call from Black Ex boyfriend who is rich and wants to FUUUUUUCK, he offers to give money to the town so they can do their fucking jubilee. Jubilant with this proposal, without thinking of why he would do this, she accepts and the town accepts. Sweet. The teacher also takes an interest in this dirty kid in class that the other kids pick on but she defends. She pays a visit to his home and the white dad was like, get out ya bitch, don't worry about this dirty fuck kid, he works the fields with me. Then he tells the kid to get on the plow and I laughed. GET ON THE PLOW. NOW. Guess instead of cutting a switch, he gets the plow.

Black teacher goes home to a farm, where BUM BUM BUMMMMMM, she's *secretly* married to a white guy who apparently got a degree in agriculture or something but doesn't know how to milk a cow. Isn't that funny? Kid from the north and his fancy education doesn't know how to do simple blue collared things. ARE YOU NOT AMUSED?!

Black teacher's mom is concerned for her as she THINKS she is living on a farm BY herself. So she decides she is coming down to see her this CHRISTMAS and she's bringing MADEA, but you can see the conflict right. WHITE BOY IN DA HOUSE!! ....Fuck.

BUT THERE'S MORE. White husband of Black Teacher is threatened to not plant corn by White Dad because...they are the only ones allowed to plant corn. Or. Something. MORE INTRIGUE.

BUT BUT BUT MORE! White husband's parents decide they want to come down for Christmas too! OH SHIT! SO MUCH INTRIGUE! Black families come down to christmas like this, but white families come down to christmas like this! ...FUCK.

But then there's more fucking intrigue because why the fuck not. Remember the original point where there was an offer from Black Ex to pay the town for the Jubilee?! Well he works for Evil Co and in the contract says that JESUS can't be mentioned as part of the Christmas Jubilee and everyone in the town is fucking besides themselves about this. This is where my brain short circuited. They originally didn't have money to do ANYTHING, they get money but now they can't have Jesus, and they LOSE THEIR SHIT. The mayor also already SPENT the money. So beggars CAN be choosers. So instead of just having a Jubilee with non Jesus stuff, maybe do something about spending time with family and all that, spirit of giving whatever, they decide to fire BLACK TEACHER for brokering the deal. I fucking give up.

So basically, Black Teacher's mom and Madea meet White Husband's family and hilarity ensues. Black mom walks into white husbands mom and dads room when they are getting freaky and she thinks they are part of the KKK. You can imagine the scene. It's not funny AND the second KKK joke in the movie.

Basically it ends in a nice way with Tyler Perry's glazed ham fisted way of imparting morals into his hackneyed stories. Don't judge books by a cover or some shit. I stopped caring. Oh, Black Mom saves White Dad from a car accident and that's how everyone learns to get along. Or some shit. Fuck I don't care.

Here are other things that happened during the movie.

--Made sat in on Black Teacher's class. Ended up telling the story of Jesus using hip hop celebrities. Then proceeds to crucify a snotty girl with christmas lights and using a mistletoe as a crown of thorns. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

--Madea walked into a KKK meeting. Her head did not explode unfortunately.

--Madea basically called a white woman fat while she was working at a department store. HAHAHA

--Larry the Cable Guy was White Husband's Dad and managed to sneak in a Prilosec OTC reference in the movie. THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

--The dirty kid made some speech at the end. I guess he was the Tiny Tim of the film? Even though it's not a Christmas Carol. Not sure why they felt the need to have this story in there.

You would think that the plot moved along but it really didn't. These points happened quickly and the spaces in between was filled with awkward dialog. I can't tell you how long the scene of Black Teach meeting White Husband's Mom and Dad took. It was a scenic equivalent of the illusion of walking down a hallway and never getting to the end, the hallway just keeps going, like this scene. I tried to watch the scene backwards, but I don't know how to do that. I supposed I should have just turned my back on it, but I doubt I would have reached the end any faster.

This movie was a pain. It was slightly better than Jingle All the Way 2 as I did actually laugh. This, though, had that saccharine sentimental bullshit sprinkled all over it. It was awful.

I got this for my mom for Christmas, it cost 15 bucks. I'm never going to get those 15 bucks back.
December 1, 2014
My new favorite Tyler Perry movie. Larry the Cable Guy, Kathy Najimy and Tyler Perry's on screen banter makes this movie worth watching. I hope their characters appear in another Tyler Perry movie.
½ November 28, 2014
Madea and family drama during the holidays is a guaranteed good time. The story was great and very funny as always.
November 22, 2014
could have had more comedy, the more movies he makes, the less comedy and more into the personal life of the actors.
November 22, 2014
I was hoping for another Witness Protection, but instead I got this. It's kind of funny, but It really wants what I was expecting. It should just be titled something else since Madea isn't actually the major character instead just a side character in this one.
November 13, 2013
one of 3 movies I saw this weekend and I barely laughed. even the mistake clips at the end wasn't funny. I'm done with Tyler Perry studios. He's just not doing it for me anymore. wait for dvd or free on netflix
½ December 31, 2013
It was the usual TP formula for laughs; however, there was also served with a side of teaching the ills of unmerited racism and the unexpected hero comes to save the day. The holiday theme was somewhat of a side note, but overall it was an ok time at the theater.
½ December 26, 2013
Disappointing. Not near as funny as the earlier Madea movies. Even Larry could not pick this script up from flat and boring.
December 22, 2013
Usually there is something likeable in these madea movies but there are maybe 2 laughs in this one and the script is so poor and by the numbers in laughable. Such a waste of time
April 10, 2015
a little bit of laughs
January 24, 2015
Will people ever stop giving this overrated hack money?
December 14, 2014
Tyler Perry cranks out another one with "A Madea Christmas". Larry the Cable guy is the most hilarious part of the movie, and of course Madea is great. Other than that it's pretty bland. Good for a few laughs though.
November 25, 2014
Tyler Perry's reversal "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" provides a new insight in that form with Christmas cheer and hilarity coming from the brilliant collaboration of Madea and Larry the Cable Guy; making this his best project as well being the best of all Madea films. "Hallelujah" as Madea would say. (B+)

(Full review coming soon)
November 29, 2014
My mom and brothers loved it in theaters.
November 28, 2014
As always Tyler Perry delivers a fun time with a positive message. I loved this movie. A movie I can watch with my kids. Keep making movies Mr. Perry
½ November 24, 2014
Not Tyler Perry's best, but it is Christmas flavored. If you like Tyler's humor, you'll like this movie...but not enough to buy. I say rent.
September 20, 2014
This is about as bad a theatrical release as i've ever seen. This movie is an unfunny failure from beginning to end. One of the worst films i have seen all year.
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