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  • Gandhi:
    Gimme a steak. Medium rare.
    ‐ Submitted by Stephen R (3 months ago)

  • Stanley Spadowski:
    I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange.
    Stanley Spadowski:
    Ok, now I'm thinkin' of something blue. Something bluuuuuue.
    ‐ Submitted by Ted J (2 years ago)

  • Stanley Spadowski:
    Free toy inside!
    ‐ Submitted by Ted J (2 years ago)

  • Raul Hernandez:
    Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
    ‐ Submitted by Jared T (2 years ago)

  • Stanley Spadowski:
    Your a lucky one boy. You get to drink... from the FIREHOSE!
    ‐ Submitted by Dan B (2 years ago)

  • Kuni:
    You win nothing! STUPID!
    ‐ Submitted by Samuel C (2 years ago)

  • Kuni:
    Ahhh, red snapper. Mmm very tastey.
    ‐ Submitted by stix v (3 years ago)

  • Kuni:
    Supplies!
    ‐ Submitted by Andy G (3 years ago)

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