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    1. Man Stoner: [after spitting out the judge's drink] Fuckin' vodka, man!
    – Submitted by David E (20 months ago)
    1. Man Stoner: [Cheech starts toking on the giant joint] Toke, toke it up, man! [Cheech starts coughing] Kinda grabs ya' by the boo-boo, don't it?
    – Submitted by David E (20 months ago)
    1. Man Stoner: [talking to Strawberry's bird] Wanna get high? Wanna get high? [the bird repeats his words]
    – Submitted by David E (20 months ago)
    1. Sgt. Stedenko: [referring to Man Stoner] Some asshole pissed on my leg!
    – Submitted by David E (22 months ago)
    1. Sgt. Stedenko: [to his assistant after the man shot out their own car tire] You are a stupid, stupid man.
    – Submitted by Don B (3 years ago)
    1. Man Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
    2. Pedro: ...Wha?
    3. Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
    4. Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
    5. Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
    6. Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean 'ho ho ho ho ho?'
    7. Man Stoner: Oh... HU-WOW, MAN!
    8. Pedro: Hey, what was in that shit, man?
    9. Man Stoner: You just did the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
    – Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)

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