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  • Dug: Squirrel!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew B (23 months ago)

  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!
    ‐ Submitted by Owen K (2 years ago)

  • Russell: Uh, I thought you were dead.
    ‐ Submitted by June C (2 years ago)

  • Russell: Hey, that one looks like a turtle! Look at that one! That one looks like a dog! Ahh! It is a dog!
    ‐ Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)

  • Russell: Can I come in sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No! [serious and straight forward, closes door, a second passes] Okay come in.
    ‐ Submitted by Ulices N (3 years ago)

  • Russell: Can we keep him, please?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: But it's a TALKING DOG!
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron S (3 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard from Paradise Falls!
    ‐ Submitted by Aneeroodh S (3 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: So long boys! I'll send you a post card from Paradise Falls...
    ‐ Submitted by Aneeroodh S (3 years ago)

  • Russell: [after Carl opened his front door] Good afternoon, my name is Russell. I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12, are you in any need of assistance today sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (3 years ago)

  • Charles Muntz: Come on Fredricksen spit it out.
    Carl Fredricksen: [Fredricksen spits false teeth at Charles Muntz]
    ‐ Submitted by joseph j (3 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: It's just a house.
    ‐ Submitted by David P (3 years ago)

  • Russell: I found the snipe!
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (3 years ago)

  • Dug: I can smell you!
    Carl Fredricksen: You can smell me?
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Dug: Hi There! My name is Doug. I have just met you, and I love you.
    ‐ Submitted by Travis S (3 years ago)

  • Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I can help you cross the street.
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I can help you cross your porch?
    ‐ Submitted by Rawballs B (3 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: Look, why don't we play a game I know? Whoever is quietest for the longest time wins.
    Russell: Oh great! My mom loves that game!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (3 years ago)

  • Russell: I found the snipe!
    Carl Fredricksen: Oh, did you?
    Russell: Are they tall?
    Carl Fredricksen: Oh, yes. They are very tall.
    Russell: Do they have a lot of colors?
    Carl Fredricksen: They do, indeed.
    Russell: Do they like chocolate?
    Carl Fredricksen: Oh, yeah... chocolate? [stares at Kevin] Aagh! What is that thing?
    Russell: It's a snipe!
    ‐ Submitted by Renzo Philip M (3 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: So long, boys!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (4 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: Gah.
    ‐ Submitted by Lim J (4 years ago)

  • Dug: Won't you please be my prisoner, please, please!
    ‐ Submitted by Manuel R (4 years ago)

  • Russell: Please let me in, sir.
    Carl Fredricksen: No. [shuts door]
    Carl Fredricksen: [opens door] Oh, alright.
    ‐ Submitted by Josh S (4 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: Tell your boss he can *have* my house.
    Construction Foreman Tom: Really?
    Carl Fredricksen: Yeah. When I'm dead!
    ‐ Submitted by Jack F (4 years ago)

  • Russell: With this we'll never be lost! [falls out the window]
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (4 years ago)

  • Russell: CAW CAW RAWR! CAW CAW RAWR!
    ‐ Submitted by Sophia W (4 years ago)

  • Dug: Squirrel!
    ‐ Submitted by Josiah J (4 years ago)

  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says: 'I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I'm dead', It's funny because the squirrel is dead!
    ‐ Submitted by Alonso A (4 years ago)

  • Russell: You were talking to a rock. Hey! That one looks like a turtle. And that one looks like a dog!
    Russell: WOAH! It is a dog!
    Carl Fredricksen: We have your dog!
    Russell: We're not allowed to have dogs in my apartment Mr. Fredricksen...hey. I like dogs!
    Carl Fredricksen: I wonder who he belongs to.
    Russell: Sit! Hey look! He's trained! Shake! Uh huh...speak!
    Dug: Hi there.
    ‐ Submitted by Declan R (4 years ago)

  • Beta: Scream all you want, Small Mailman.
    Gamma: None of your mailman friends can hear you.
    ‐ Submitted by Declan R (4 years ago)

  • Russell: Tents are hard...
    ‐ Submitted by Suzanne T (4 years ago)

  • Charles Muntz: Adventure is out there!
    ‐ Submitted by Kerwin M (4 years ago)

  • Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I could help you cross the street.
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
    Carl Fredricksen: No! [closes the door on Russell's foot]
    Russell: Ow.
    ‐ Submitted by Kerwin M (4 years ago)

  • Dug: ...and POINT.
    ‐ Submitted by Milly W (4 years ago)

  • Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
    ‐ Submitted by Sean W (4 years ago)

  • Russell: I love you and.. SQUIRREL!
    ‐ Submitted by Tijmen M (4 years ago)

  • Russell: That one looks like a turtle! And that one looks like a dog!
    Russell: It IS a dog!
    ‐ Submitted by Tijmen M (4 years ago)

  • Dug: She's storing food for her babies.
    Russell: Her babies!? Kevin's a girl?
    ‐ Submitted by Madison D (4 years ago)

  • Russell: [Kevin screeches] Can we keep him? Please, please, please?
    Carl Fredricksen: No!
    Russell: But it's a TALKING DOG!
    ‐ Submitted by Grace C (4 years ago)

  • Russell: That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.
    ‐ Submitted by Chad E (4 years ago)

  • Alpha: [On a communicator on Beta's collar] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.
    Dug: Hi Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.
    Alpha: I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?
    ‐ Submitted by Brennan G (4 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let's play a game. It's called 'see who can be quiet the longest.'
    Russell: Cool! My Mom loves that game!
    ‐ Submitted by Mike L (4 years ago)

  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (5 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: I think that did the trick.
    Dug: Hi master.
    Carl Fredricksen: Afternoon.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (5 years ago)

  • Carl Fredricksen: I am nobody's master, got it?
    Carl Fredricksen: [Points at Dug with cane] I don't want you here!
    Carl Fredricksen: [Points at Kevin] and I don't want you here!
    ‐ Submitted by Danny F (5 years ago)

  • Russell: Her babies! Kevin's a girl?
    ‐ Submitted by Andie S (5 years ago)

  • Russell: Can I tell you a secret?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: Alright, here it goes.
    ‐ Submitted by Andie S (5 years ago)

  • Russell: The wilderness must be explored!
    ‐ Submitted by Andie S (5 years ago)

  • Alpha: Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

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