• Valentine
    1 minutes 21 seconds
    Added: May 9, 2008


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Valentine Reviews

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Ben Falk

If you've hidden from the scary killer, don't leave your hiding place after less than a minute! Why do they do that?

Full Review Source: BBC | Original Score: 2/5

April 16, 2001
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
3BlackChicks Review

Halfway through this movie, you'll beg cupid to shoot you.

Full Review Source: 3BlackChicks Review | Original Score: 1/5

April 9, 2001
Prairie Miller
WBAI Web Radio

...a formula stirring in upscale sex, murder, holiday mutilation and lots of junior high school revenge fantasy.

Full Review | Original Score: 5/10

March 24, 2001
Dustin Putman

A modern-day slasher pic that is a step above most in the genre.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | Original Score: 3/4

March 18, 2001
Eric Monder
Film Journal International

... Valentine insults its audience with plot mechanics that are utterly unconvincing and an ending that is silly and confusing.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

March 5, 2001
Brian Webster
Apollo Guide

Yet another uninspiring slasher movie.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | Original Score: 54/100

February 13, 2001
Andrew O'Hehir
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I had fun anyway.

Full Review Source: Salon.com

February 13, 2001
Todd R. Ramlow

What is actually scariest about Valentine is the film's tacit attitude that these girls had it coming.

Full Review Source: PopMatters

February 8, 2001
Marjorie Baumgarten
Austin Chronicle

Relentless in its pursuit of suspenseless mediocrity, Valentine succeeds only in boring you to death, the most horrifying fate of all.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Original Score: 0/5

February 8, 2001
Mick LaSalle
San Francisco Chronicle
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Valentine isn't scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Original Score: 2/4

February 7, 2001
Emily Blunt
Blunt Review

[An] awful movie.

Full Review Source: Blunt Review

February 7, 2001
Greg Dean Schmitz
Greg's Previews at Yahoo! Movies

One of the most inane entries in a genre already piled sky-high with inane entries.

Full Review Source: Greg's Previews at Yahoo! Movies | Original Score: 1/4

February 7, 2001
Dennis Harvey
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Looking good but lacking much in the way of personality or gray matter.

Full Review Source: Variety

February 5, 2001
Norman Wilner
Toronto Star
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Succeeds on its own modest terms, and the plot doesn't fall apart under credit-roll pondering.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star

February 5, 2001
Jim Judy
Screen It!

Yet another unimaginative retreading of any standard slasher film.

Full Review Source: Screen It!

February 5, 2001
John Anderson
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The eeriest moment was easily the movie's last, after the nonsensically contrived climax provided a classic interactive moment. 'Sequel!' the audience moaned.

Full Review Source: Newsday

February 5, 2001
Elvis Mitchell
New York Times
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When it's hard to hear the dialogue because the audience is laughing, it's clear that Valentine doesn't even succeed on its own limited terms.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 0.5/5

February 5, 2001
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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A smart, stylish horror picture that offers a fresh twist on the ever-reliable revenge theme and affords a raft of talented young actors solid roles that show them to advantage.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 4/5

February 5, 2001
James Berardinelli
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Not only is it deadly dull, but the killer actually courts the audience's sympathy.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | Original Score: 1.5/4

February 5, 2001
Adam Smith
Jam! Movies

A slow-moving, predictable movie.

February 5, 2001
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